Things that piss you off

[Cookie Monster]

Making plans. They always manage to get ruined.

 

[Tifaeria]

I feel like a pathetic sad joke. Fuck everything.

 

[Shademp]

It's a ridiculous way of thinking, and it pisses me off just as much as my mail being read. ._.;

I find it absolutely despicable when parents can't act like the adults they are supposed to be. Reading someone else's mail? Being ignorant about the nature of AIDS and sexuality itself? Looks like somebody needs scolding (and education).

 

[Kobato]

eat a sack of chocobo dicks

Smell Kuja's thong....

 

[Joker]

I got a letter from one of my net friends while I was out today, and I see it unopened on the table. Obviously that means someone read it... so I read some of the things written in there and well of course it mentions some things that I've told her about myself (and she's told me about herself) that my parents do not know. I came home just now (2am) and opening/closing the garage woke my Dad up so he came down as I was reading the letter. I guess he wants he, my Mom and I to have a talk about what's in the letter. And I know exactly how it's going to go. It's nothing about what I've done to myself, it's not that I'm secretly into hardcore drugs or anything.

Let's just say I've had gay/bi/lesbian friends, dated someone who was bi before, etc and they gave me a similar talk. About that I have to be careful not to catch the disease that all homosexuals/bisexuals automatically carry with them. Oh and also my Mother likes to rant about how you can't be bisexual and if you say you are you're just confused and you should just be able to PICK A GENDER, GAWD. It's very frustrating, the talk it's self is annoying but it's even more annoying because my privacy was invaded.

Yes, my Uncle was gay and he died from AIDS. That doesn't mean everyone else that is gay is going to... my parents are idiots.

They do know that opening and reading mail addressed to you (since you're an adult) is illegal, right?

hint hint

also they're still really, really stupid

 

[Joker]

Anyone who's spent even five minutes talking to me knows that I'm not stupid. That said, I certainly do my share of foolish things.

I'm about to do some things that I know are bad ideas. But in each situation, it's the "right" thing to do.

Fuck.

 

[Octo]

Strip Clubs.

This applies to both sexes. If you apply yourself, you can see that stuff for free. If not, then get the fuck out of my gene pool!

 

[Madame Mayor]

They do know that opening and reading mail addressed to you (since you're an adult) is illegal, right?

hint hint

also they're still really, really stupid

I was going to say this. I think when you are still a minor they can read your mail but as an adult, I know it's illegal up here so ya, def illegal there too.

My parents used to read some of my mail, especially when I was at university. Then I pulled the 'so you know that's illegal, right?' thing on them and after protests that you can read family mail even though you can't, I no longer get opened letters.

@Strip Clubs: Ya but sometimes you don't want to put the effort into it, and just want to see some boobs.

 

[Octo]

@Strip Clubs: Ya but sometimes you don't want to put the effort into it, and just want to see some boobs.

That's what the internet was designed for! You can see genetically engineered boobs (and more) whenever you want and there isn't a 2 drink minimum!

Also, just go and look at Masamune's profile, hes always got awesome boobage

 

[Dashell]

Got a 10 hour shift today... sigh

 

[Cookie Monster]

When a goddamn soda machine rips you off.

 

[Joker]

Strip Clubs.

This applies to both sexes. If you apply yourself, you can see that stuff for free. If not, then get the fuck out of my gene pool!

HEY NOW

I DON'T GO FOR THE WOMEN

I GO FOR THE $2 DRINKS

Ed: rather, of the four times I've been in my life, three were for the $2 Tuesdays, and the other was my friend's bachelor party

 

[Ⓐaron]

• Jackie Evancho has a lovely, lovely voice. Unfortunately, the people producing her album decided to make it so saccharine that every time I hear it I feel like I need an insulin shot. It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't the only thing they feel like playing in the store these days. I understand it's selling at a ridiculous pace, but come on.
• I would infinitely rather listen to that than Brett Dennen though. Guy has one of the most annoying voices I've ever heard. At least they're seldom playing that these days.
• Some customer left a bag of walnuts in the middle of the café checkout space, which led the servers to assume I wanted to buy them. I didn't. I didn't notice it until they had rung up my order and I'd already paid for it. I didn't have enough of my break left to deal with a return. Major annoyance resulted.
• Speaking of which, the line to get café items in the mornings is ridiculous. If I'm getting something from the café (and I've decided I don't trust the soda machines anymore because I've had like $5 worth of screwups as a direct result of that stupid thing), it invariably ends up eating almost my entire break. Which pretty much kills the whole "relaxation" thing breaks are designed for. But if I don't get some form of caffeine intake then I end up cranky as well. Lose-lose.
• That said, I think my least favourite part of working morning shifts is the drive back. Ugh.

 

[Cookie Monster]

HEY NOW

I DON'T GO FOR THE WOMEN

I GO FOR THE $2 DRINKS

Ed: rather, of the four times I've been in my life, three were for the $2 Tuesdays, and the other was my friend's bachelor party

My Pop's friends tried to take me to one when I turned 21. Tbh, I don't find random ass in my face appealing at all.

 

[Joker]

Nor I. For the most part, I agree with Octo - I don't really find strip clubs appealing.

Getting a lot of *strong* drinks cheap, on the other hand...

 

[Cookie Monster]

Then I guess it was a worse experience for me since I don't bother with hard liquor.

 

[Octo]

Nor I. For the most part, I agree with Octo - I don't really find strip clubs appealing.

Getting a lot of *strong* drinks cheap, on the other hand...

Whoa waitaminit.....sounds like you live in some sort of Utopia there. Over here the drinks in the stripclubs are more expensive than elsewhere....Well that's what I heard

 

[ForceStealer]

Ugh, I was at a strip club for the first time a few months ago. Absolutely hated it, I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

 

[Octo]

'Daaaance....any body want a daaaance?'

 

[Celes Chere]

The only time I've been to an actual strip club is completely smashed. So... I can't remember what it was like tbh.

Bring a sleeping bag, Sami. x'D

TODAY I'M PISSED THERE'S NOTHING TO EAT! So hungry... can't go on... /dramatic

 

[Octo]

going to my brother's house today and won't be home until Sunday

worst part is if I don't bring my own air matress, I'll have to sleep on their nasty disgusting ones D:

BECAUSE THEY NEVER WASH SHEETS IN THE SPARE BEDROOMS OR SPARE BEDS/AIR MATRESSES, THEY'RE ALWAYS DIRTY AND IT MAKES MY SKIN CRAWL UGH.

last time I slept on the big air matress because I refused to sleep on the pull out bed- which hadn't been washed since they moved in- almost two years ago. and the blanket was FULL of food crumbs and whatnot. fucking disgusting

this is why I never like to go. no matter where you sit I can almost certainly say it's not clean unless it's the chairs in the kitchen... maybe

This sounds like my parents house. One Christmas eve, the dog shat in my brothers bed......It still makes me laugh to this day. They did wash the sheets though.


On topic, though not entirely unrelated: My mother is trying to pay for a load of drinks/buffet thing for our wedding when all we wanted to do was: Wedding >Pub >Escape. This makes me sound like an ungrateful shitbag right? But thats not the only problem.

They can't afford it because:

1) The boiler broke about 2 weeks ago, now when they want hot water they have to boil about 50 kettles.

2) The bathroom window blew in, right now its been replaced with a bit of hardboard and a Next catalogue.

3) The car needs its M.O.T, it has no chance of passing because the drivers side door was fucked, dad tried to repair it and made it worse. It is now stuck in the locked position and held in place with coathanger wire. This means that dad has to get in and out of the passenger side by climbing over the gear stick.


I just don't understand it. They should be better off now that I'm not living there anymore using up their resources.

 

[Arianna]

I feel like a pathetic sad joke. Fuck everything.

*hugs* You're not.

They do know that opening and reading mail addressed to you (since you're an adult) is illegal, right?

I was thinking this as well...

I know they are expressing their worry, but they are also being extremely judgmental, close minded, and not thinking logically or rationally. To say that *EVERY* person who is in love with the same gender (or goes both ways) already HAS the disease or that you will absolutely get the disease by being in a relationship etc, is idiotic. They are nurses too, so their lack of knowledge on the matter sort of surprises me. They say they get patients all the time like this, but that doesn't apply to everyone in the entire world. It's like saying because a heterosexual person has cancer, that all heterosexuals will get cancer and if you date someone YOU will get cancer too. It's a ridiculous way of thinking, and it pisses me off just as much as my mail being read. ._.;

I agree. It sounds like they're throwing education and sense to the wind...

 

[Joker]

lol u

they don't have any sense

 

[Max Payne]

I had a dream last night that Firefly was making its way back to TV.

I fucking hate dreaming. Reality is always worse.

 

[Joker]

Also!

@road: yeah, I don't do beer hard liquor ftw. That said, they also have a $1 wells night

@octo: well, it's only because it's their $2 Tuesdays. Any other day of the week and shit is mad expensive. Hell, the last time I went to one, it was only CERTAIN liquors that were cheap. Crown and coke ran my like $9, but generic whiskey and coke was only $2. what the shitting fuck