Things that piss you off

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Cthulhu

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Mako Eyes said:
Bad porn and erotica piss me off.
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I dare you to find 'good' porn, then. So far, I haven't found any :monster:.

@topic, trains and public transit in general fail, :monster:.

Okay, first day at work, had to be there by 9, so I overslept a bit, went from home about five minutes later than I should, missed my train and bought the wrong ticket (i.e. bought two tickets, one good, one not). Then it turns out there's no trains going in my direction, 's been closed off by the poleece, they found a body or somesuch. So, they had buses going there, which are slower than trains by default :monster:. Missed all the trains after that or went on slow ones, eventually came to work an hour late.

But that's how one should enter at a first day, :monster:. The boss encouraged me to take it easy though, so I did, lol.

Spent about four and a half or five hours underway today, damn trains, damn vacation. :monster:
 
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Sorry? :awesomonster:

People who like watersports piss me off, because its thanks to them pr0n like that exists and it makes me want to kill someone. What type of bizarre neural wiring is needed to make you like excrement? I mean, I'm pretty open minded and understanding but...piss? Really?

Just...man. I don't understand people sometimes. Utterly disgusting.
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I just don't get how you can watch porn and be on a forum at the same time, isn't that like, mixing two interests completely? Or is TLS akin to erotica for you?

According to famous escort 'Belle du Jour' it's easier to be pissed on than to give a blow job and suffer the lock jaw.
 
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I don't know about the rest of the forum but TLS is akin to erotica for me.

The Chit Chat thread is the equivalent to a hot blowjob followed by the woman getting lockjaw for a good six hours.
 
Makoeyes987

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LMAO I'm not watching it now. I'm speaking from past experience. :monster:

@Cthulhu

Good porn exists. If it's able to be erotic, stimulating and not have you doubled over in laughter, or turning your head away in disgust, I'd say its good. I don't think you should go in expecting Academy Award winning performances really. However, I find that the less talking/bad acting, the better. I think everyone agrees with that one.

Faoze said:
According to famous escort 'Belle du Jour' it's easier to be pissed on than to give a blow job and suffer the lock jaw.
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.....Wow. How about..neither? Anyone who pisses on me under the age of 5 better expect that to be the last piss they ever take. They'll be needing a catheter. </internet tough guy>
 
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I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (she just shat on me; shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Also, I must be looking at the wrong pron then, :monster:. Serves me right for having a poor porn channel and only going to one or two porn youtubes.

Also, the fact that I watch pron pisses me off. Shit is SO not cash.
 
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My bf tells me he doesn't watch pron.
I suspect a lie, for I knew my ex definitely did.
 
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BECAUSE I'M UGLY
My dad abuses me and ripped up all my clothes in a row so I walk around in a burlap sack.
 
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I find it very rare for youtube to have pr0n of any merit other than specialty fetish pr0n. Ever since google bought them out, they've been rather zealous in regards to keeping their youtubes clean of any actual nudity of the pr0n variety. :monster:

...But Yop, are you saying that there are free pr0n channels in the Netherlands? Or have you subscribed to them? I can't believe that the Netherlands has free health care and free porn. I refuse to believe it.
 
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BECAUSE I'M UGLY
My dad abuses me and ripped up all my clothes in a row so I walk around in a burlap sack.
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If that's so, then you can dedicate your whole life to porn, like Mako here. :monster:
 
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xAerith said:
If that's so, then you can dedicate your whole life to porn, like Mako here. :monster:
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Sadly, I've seriouslystarted to do that. *hides*

:'(

I have no love life and it angers me!
 
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Faize said:
My bf tells me he doesn't watch pron.
I suspect a lie, for I knew my ex definitely did.
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Porn's shit. The sight of freakishly proportioned people having unrealistic sex does nothing for me :monster:
 
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One of the biggest myths is that women don't enjoy porn. It's right up there with priests being celibate, and the government always being honest with its people.

Lymle said:
Porn's shit. The sight of freakishly proportioned people having unrealistic sex does nothing for me :monster:
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...Amateur, home made porn then? :monster:

Because honestly, the same thing does nothing for me too.
 
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Why do I need porn when I get sex :monster:
 
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