TLS Awards 2011 Discussion Thread

[looneymoon]

why am I blonde...

i am not a white girl don't believe dacon's lies ;_;

 

[Ryushikaze]

Artists rendition of this thread:

Most of the stickfigures are women because it's a well known fact that everyone in TLS is actually a depraved lesbian.

Or batman.

Are you implying Batman is NOT a depraved lesbian?

Libel, I say! Dirty Libel!

 

[Joker]

why am I blonde...

i am not a white girl don't believe dacon's lies ;_;

idk why you're blonde but you're definitely white

liek, ttlly

 

[looneymoon]

idk why you're blonde but you're definitely white

liek, ttlly

liek ttlly nawt thankin this poast!!!

 

[Tifabelle]

dear god. what the hell happened in here?

I need to leave. This is no place for an innocent angel such as myself.

 

[Celes Chere]

MEGGY YOU ARE WHITEST OF THEM ALL

lol angel

 

[Max Payne]

dear god. what the hell happened in here?

I need to leave. This is no place for an innocent angel such as myself.

Take your sex position grocery list with you.

 

[Fangu]

select count(*) AS swears, userid, username from post where pagetext like '%bitch%' or pagetext like '%shit%' or pagetext like '%fuck%' or pagetext like '%cunt%' or pagetext like '%bastard%' or pagetext like '%cock%' or pagetext like '%dick%' or pagetext like '%twat%' group by post.userid order by swears desc

Now there's an SQL query if you ever saw one.

 

[Joker]

MEGGY YOU ARE WHITEST OF THEM ALL

I find this language offensive.

 

[Glaurung]

number of posts containing swears sorted by user:

Spoiler

1. 4554 - [member=55]Batman[/member]
2. 3930 - [member=15]Xelloss[/member]
3. 2689 - [member=9]V[/member]
4. 1925 - [member=2]Cthulhu[/member]
5. 1708 - [member=223]Victor Fries[/member]
6. 1649 - [member=8]dude in the background of guile's stage from sfii[/member]
7. 1631 - [member=104]Joker[/member]
8. 1517 - [member=50]Little Sister[/member]
9. 1487 - [member=25]Ishtar[/member]
10. 1416 - [member=258]Catwoman[/member]
11. 1091 - [member=581]Maccaffrickstonson von Lichtenstafford Frabenschnaben[/member]
12. 1054 - [member=106]The Red Hood[/member]
13. 1048 - [member=248]Quexinos[/member]
14. 975 - [member=800]Ariadne[/member]
15. 909 - [member=13]Rick Grimes[/member]
16. 795 - [member=78]CK-47[/member]
17. 691 - [member=5]Hidari Shotaro[/member]
18. 665 - [member=82]Pokémon Trainer Channy[/member]
19. 661 - [member=194]crack[/member]
20. 644 - [member=547]Bodacious[/member]
21. 643 - [member=18]Vash the Stampede[/member]
22. 624 - [member=180]Nightwing[/member]
23. 619 - [member=3]X-SOLDIER[/member]
24. 578 - [member=1100]Big Daddy[/member]
25. 557 - [member=113]A[/member]
26. 557 - [member=1830]Kissmammal2000[/member]
27. 546 - [member=57]Claire Farron[/member]
28. 529 - [member=105]Poison Ivy[/member]
29. 506 - [member=26]OneWingedDemon[/member]
30. 504 - [member=542]Batgirl[/member]
31. 497 - [member=643]Vriska[/member]
32. 495 - [member=887]Samantha Carter[/member]
33. 491 - [member=33]Oracle[/member]
34. 437 - [member=97]Gabriel[/member]
35. 417 - [member=586]Harley Quinn[/member]
36. 411 - [member=321]Fairheartstrife[/member]
37. 402 - [member=683]Splintered[/member]
38. 392 - [member=521]DrakeClawfang[/member]
39. 382 - [member=6]hitoshura[/member]
40. 353 - [member=304]Interslicery[/member]
41. 330 - [member=1842]Tifabelle[/member]
42. 315 - [member=98]Mantichorus[/member]
43. 307 - [member=546]Ryoko[/member]
44. 299 - [member=1111]The Flash[/member]
45. 294 - [member=252]Lord Noctis[/member]
46. 289 - [member=184]Sue Sylvester[/member]
47. 289 - [member=22]The Penguin[/member]
48. 275 - [member=874]Vossler[/member]
49. 271 - [member=64]Devil May Cry[/member]
50. 253 - [member=206]Lelouch[/member]

Spoiler: query

select count(*) AS swears, userid, username from post where pagetext like '%bitch%' or pagetext like '%shit%' or pagetext like '%fuck%' or pagetext like '%cunt%' or pagetext like '%bastard%' or pagetext like '%cock%' or pagetext like '%dick%' or pagetext like '%twat%' group by post.userid order by swears desc

Let me know if I left any important swears out of my query. I guess I left out asshole, slut, whore, and a few others. Note that if someone writes, say, "Yoshitaka Amano" in one of their posts, it will still count for this query, but I figure cases like that shouldn't occur very often. Leaving them out would be extremely complicated, since a lot of swears are compound words (shithead, for example)

Aaron, you are priceless. Look what you started.

You all made me cry of laughter. Been weeks since the last time it happened

 

[Cthulhu]

I must work on my fucking swearing it seems, . I should get more points for swearing at work.

Do one of those for most usages of too, .

 

[Celes Chere]

I find this language offensive.

come at me bro

 

[Alex]

I find this language offensive.

shu'up cracka

you aint even human

 

[Zee]

Fuck you winter!!!

where it be your place or mine.

fuck it, Leora's it is

ya'll know you're sharing the foldout couch rite?

 

[Winter]

just as long as you haven't had sex on it or anything it's cool

 

[looneymoon]

oh shit really.

sorry in advance if I fart on you Chels.

 

[Zee]

just as long as you haven't had sex on it or anything it's cool

nah the couch me and donna always had sex on has been moved to miki's room

a lot of gay sex has been had on that couch tbh

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

It's more about Sami giving out Tittyfucks, really.

you can tittyfuck me

do men just not know how to read when they see tittyfuck orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Octo]

I must work on my fucking swearing it seems, . I should get more points for swearing at work.

Do one of those for most usages of too, .

You're just suggesting that because you know you'll win.

In the spirit of that....I want to suggest...Most Abominable over use of....Ellipses.

 

[Max Payne]

You're just suggesting that because you know you'll win.

In the spirit of that....I want to suggest...Most Abominable over use of....Ellipses.

What the fuck did you do to your name lady

 

[Winter]

nah the couch me and donna always had sex on has been moved to miki's room

a lot of gay sex has been had on that couch tbh

ahahahaha

this is going to be the funnest sleepover ever the best part is when we kick manny out of the room while we all undress and he cries because he's convinced he's going to die alone

AH GOOD TIMES

 

[Zee]

is there room for me, zee

bb you don't even have to ask ; )

this is going to be the funnest sleepover ever the best part is when we kick manny out of the room while we all undress and he cries because he's convinced he's going to die alone

djflkdasjf;lajsf;laskf';asf asf DIES..............................it's so true omg

 

[Winter]

next time manny asks me how to get a girlfriend i'm going to tell him to read homestuck

this could only help him

"hey baby i finished act 4 last night" come on he could pick up at least one slutty cosplayer

shit he'll be rolling in bitches of varying levels of attractiveness in no time

 

[Octo]

What the fuck did you do to your name lady

Quite right sir, and explanation is required:

I'm just an earlier model

(sorry you asked? )

 

[Max Payne]

what the actual fuck