TLS Awards 2011 Discussion Thread

[Dana Scully]

Yes, look at the pretty pendant. You will forget that post, you will forget that post.

I apologize if this comes across as a strange question but do you by any chance read RA Salvatore books? >.>

 

[Tennyo]

Don't forget to PM all that to Force.

 

[Ryushikaze]

Yeah, its where the executive washroom is located. Also there are peacocks and a hedge maze.

Didn't Yop tell you when you dontated? He made sure to tell me about it, and about the (non existent) noodz. Funny that.

EDIT:

I'd like to suggest another category, Sweariest Bastard

Fuck yeah, I got that shit in the bag.

I appreciate your consideration, Rishi, but I'd rather you forget what I wrote in that post. Yes, look at the pretty pendant. You will forget that post, you will forget that post.

I read that as pretty pedant at first.

And yeah, I just recently joined but I was a lurker way back on the early half of 2010 so... I like Isabella. She is one of the most sensible posters here, I observed.

Aaaaaaaaaannnnndddddddd... I forgot to add EX-SOLDIER in the nicest people list. And then there's also Celes/Tiff/Little Sister/girl who changes name like she changes her underwear for the most active users list. Forgot her too. [/QUOTE]

I think she changes names more than underwear, TBQH

 

[Celes Chere]

OMG I DO NOT CHANGE MY NAME THAT MUCH

 

[Winter]

no argument about the underwear though

classy tiff

 

[Master Bates]

I apologize if this comes across as a strange question but do you by any chance read RA Salvatore books? >.>

Eh? No, madame. I'm afraid I don't.

Don't forget to PM all that to Force.

I already PMed my first post though. Is it okay to make additions?

I read that as pretty pedant at first.

I know you're as pedantic as Hito, Ryu, but unfortunately, you're not as pretty as him.

 

[Strangelove]

I know you're as pedantic as Hito, Ryu, but unfortunately, you're not as pretty as him.

too bad i'm going to rig the votes so Mr. Ite wins that award

 

[Dashell]

I realize this was 18 pages ago but...

I only see her in the Reported Posts Section.

Interesting since she said before that she had trouble viewing the topic.



Also can't believe I've gotten no drama whore posts thus far... guess I'm really falling behind

EDIT
Also sucks, Hito came back so I can't nominate him for most missed

 

[Ryushikaze]

I know you're as pedantic as Hito, Ryu, but unfortunately, you're not as pretty as him.

I have a gold medal as sexiest female member saying I am.

I realize this was 18 pages ago but...

Interesting since she said before that she had trouble viewing the topic.

And that would be entirely her excuse problem.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

I have a gold medal as sexiest female member saying I am.

you tied with celes just like mako tied with tennyo for bounciest boobs

and i would definitely rather have sex with tennyo or celes than you

btw could someone seperate ryu's non-nom spam out of the regular awards thread plz? i thought that was what the discussion thread was for

 

[Ryushikaze]

20. Most Active: ryu can sense the ltd being posted in from across the internet

I can also hear when a tree in the forest falls on a mime and nobody cares.

27. Most Likely to Post Drunk: hitoshura, not me,

I read this and I think for a moment you mean I am not Me AKA Mei.

username, ha ha you guys think zee's never posted in the ltd drunk

We did? I figured it was SOP.

30. Worst Thread Starter: that one hardcore cloti with the horrble red font

Whyforyou hate the Devil?

31. Most Likely High Right Now: not me

That sounds like a dire emergency you need to fix ASAP.

22. Member You'd Most Like to Meet IRL: everyone except ryu

Love you too, hon.

A gold medal tie is still a gold medal, hon.

 

[Madame Mayor]

I'd like to suggest another category, Sweariest Bastard

I wonder if Aaron could come up with some crazy code that tells us who swears most per post out of a list of common swear words.

I'm pretty sure I'd be near the top of that list. I just like to say fuck a lot.

 

[Ⓐaron]

I wonder if Aaron could come up with some crazy code that tells us who swears most per post out of a list of common swear words.

I'm pretty sure I'd be near the top of that list. I just like to say fuck a lot.

I can easily figure out who has swears in the most posts overall. Figuring that out as a percentage of post count would be a bit trickier but still doable. Figuring out the average number of swears per post? Quite a bit more complicated; it would require PHP that I don't really remember. Yop should be able to do it though.

 

[Ⓐaron]

number of posts containing swears sorted by user:

Spoiler

1. 4554 - [member=55]Batman[/member]
2. 3930 - [member=15]Xelloss[/member]
3. 2689 - [member=9]V[/member]
4. 1925 - [member=2]Cthulhu[/member]
5. 1708 - [member=223]Victor Fries[/member]
6. 1649 - [member=8]dude in the background of guile's stage from sfii[/member]
7. 1631 - [member=104]Joker[/member]
8. 1517 - [member=50]Little Sister[/member]
9. 1487 - [member=25]Ishtar[/member]
10. 1416 - [member=258]Catwoman[/member]
11. 1091 - [member=581]Maccaffrickstonson von Lichtenstafford Frabenschnaben[/member]
12. 1054 - [member=106]The Red Hood[/member]
13. 1048 - [member=248]Quexinos[/member]
14. 975 - [member=800]Ariadne[/member]
15. 909 - [member=13]Rick Grimes[/member]
16. 795 - [member=78]CK-47[/member]
17. 691 - [member=5]Hidari Shotaro[/member]
18. 665 - [member=82]Pokémon Trainer Channy[/member]
19. 661 - [member=194]crack[/member]
20. 644 - [member=547]Bodacious[/member]
21. 643 - [member=18]Vash the Stampede[/member]
22. 624 - [member=180]Nightwing[/member]
23. 619 - [member=3]X-SOLDIER[/member]
24. 578 - [member=1100]Big Daddy[/member]
25. 557 - [member=113]A[/member]
26. 557 - [member=1830]Kissmammal2000[/member]
27. 546 - [member=57]Claire Farron[/member]
28. 529 - [member=105]Poison Ivy[/member]
29. 506 - [member=26]OneWingedDemon[/member]
30. 504 - [member=542]Batgirl[/member]
31. 497 - [member=643]Vriska[/member]
32. 495 - [member=887]Samantha Carter[/member]
33. 491 - [member=33]Oracle[/member]
34. 437 - [member=97]Gabriel[/member]
35. 417 - [member=586]Harley Quinn[/member]
36. 411 - [member=321]Fairheartstrife[/member]
37. 402 - [member=683]Splintered[/member]
38. 392 - [member=521]DrakeClawfang[/member]
39. 382 - [member=6]hitoshura[/member]
40. 353 - [member=304]Interslicery[/member]
41. 330 - [member=1842]Tifabelle[/member]
42. 315 - [member=98]Mantichorus[/member]
43. 307 - [member=546]Ryoko[/member]
44. 299 - [member=1111]The Flash[/member]
45. 294 - [member=252]Lord Noctis[/member]
46. 289 - [member=184]Sue Sylvester[/member]
47. 289 - [member=22]The Penguin[/member]
48. 275 - [member=874]Vossler[/member]
49. 271 - [member=64]Devil May Cry[/member]
50. 253 - [member=206]Lelouch[/member]

Spoiler: query

select count(*) AS swears, userid, username from post where pagetext like '%bitch%' or pagetext like '%shit%' or pagetext like '%fuck%' or pagetext like '%cunt%' or pagetext like '%bastard%' or pagetext like '%cock%' or pagetext like '%dick%' or pagetext like '%twat%' group by post.userid order by swears desc

Let me know if I left any important swears out of my query. I guess I left out asshole, slut, whore, and a few others. Note that if someone writes, say, "Yoshitaka Amano" in one of their posts, it will still count for this query, but I figure cases like that shouldn't occur very often. Leaving them out would be extremely complicated, since a lot of swears are compound words (shithead, for example)

 

[Tifabelle]

wow... there aren't even words.

also, it's not surprising to see dacon at the top. I am a bit surprised at myself. I need to pick up my game. I mean, ffs, tenny swears more than me?

Fuck.

 

[Ⓐaron]

wow... there aren't even words.

also, it's not surprising to see dacon at the top. I am a bit surprised at myself. I need to pick up my game. I mean, ffs, tenny swears more than me?

Fuck.

That just means she has swears in more posts total. She also has a lot more posts. Calculating percentages will be more complicated. I'll get around to developing an algorithm for it soon.

Also it's worth pointing out that if you quote someone's swears but don't swear in your response, this will still count that as a post with a swear. Again, excluding those would be complicated and would require PHP that I don't remember how to do offhand.

 

[looneymoon]

Tifabelle you dickhead shitbrain cocksucker motherfucking asshole cunt whore corn fucking ass bagger shit cock rectal turd bone felching nook scratching pussy piss cum bucket how could you have fucking topped me you shit sucking fuckass.

Go suck a fuck.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

24?! I'm only the 24th most foul mouthed person on the list? God damn... I'm almost ashamed. That fucking sucks.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.

 

[Joker]

TOP FIVE MOTHERFUCKER

also note how only three people in the top ten have never been moderators

this is either a sign that we should be promoted, or that you have to swear a lot to be a mod

thank you all for believing in me, and those that didn't, fuck off, eat your own shit, ad suck all of the damn ass hell shitting dick nipples

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

you're all bulge-licking nookstains

how about we all sit around and rub our erogenous shame globes and whoever starts a wankfire gets a shiny boondollar

 

[Celes Chere]

I was number 8? I thought I'd be a bit lower than that. x'D And I thought Tres would be higher!

 

[Max Payne]

number of posts containing swears sorted by user:

Spoiler

1. 4554 - [member=55]Batman[/member]
2. 3930 - [member=15]Xelloss[/member]
3. 2689 - [member=9]V[/member]
4. 1925 - [member=2]Cthulhu[/member]
5. 1708 - [member=223]Victor Fries[/member]
6. 1649 - [member=8]dude in the background of guile's stage from sfii[/member]
7. 1631 - [member=104]Joker[/member]
8. 1517 - [member=50]Little Sister[/member]
9. 1487 - [member=25]Ishtar[/member]
10. 1416 - [member=258]Catwoman[/member]
11. 1091 - [member=581]Maccaffrickstonson von Lichtenstafford Frabenschnaben[/member]
12. 1054 - [member=106]The Red Hood[/member]
13. 1048 - [member=248]Quexinos[/member]
14. 975 - [member=800]Ariadne[/member]
15. 909 - [member=13]Rick Grimes[/member]
16. 795 - [member=78]CK-47[/member]
17. 691 - [member=5]Hidari Shotaro[/member]
18. 665 - [member=82]Pokémon Trainer Channy[/member]
19. 661 - [member=194]crack[/member]
20. 644 - [member=547]Bodacious[/member]
21. 643 - [member=18]Vash the Stampede[/member]
22. 624 - [member=180]Nightwing[/member]
23. 619 - [member=3]X-SOLDIER[/member]
24. 578 - [member=1100]Big Daddy[/member]
25. 557 - [member=113]A[/member]
26. 557 - [member=1830]Kissmammal2000[/member]
27. 546 - [member=57]Claire Farron[/member]
28. 529 - [member=105]Poison Ivy[/member]
29. 506 - [member=26]OneWingedDemon[/member]
30. 504 - [member=542]Batgirl[/member]
31. 497 - [member=643]Vriska[/member]
32. 495 - [member=887]Samantha Carter[/member]
33. 491 - [member=33]Oracle[/member]
34. 437 - [member=97]Gabriel[/member]
35. 417 - [member=586]Harley Quinn[/member]
36. 411 - [member=321]Fairheartstrife[/member]
37. 402 - [member=683]Splintered[/member]
38. 392 - [member=521]DrakeClawfang[/member]
39. 382 - [member=6]hitoshura[/member]
40. 353 - [member=304]Interslicery[/member]
41. 330 - [member=1842]Tifabelle[/member]
42. 315 - [member=98]Mantichorus[/member]
43. 307 - [member=546]Ryoko[/member]
44. 299 - [member=1111]The Flash[/member]
45. 294 - [member=252]Lord Noctis[/member]
46. 289 - [member=184]Sue Sylvester[/member]
47. 289 - [member=22]The Penguin[/member]
48. 275 - [member=874]Vossler[/member]
49. 271 - [member=64]Devil May Cry[/member]
50. 253 - [member=206]Lelouch[/member]

Spoiler: query

select count(*) AS swears, userid, username from post where pagetext like '%bitch%' or pagetext like '%shit%' or pagetext like '%fuck%' or pagetext like '%cunt%' or pagetext like '%bastard%' or pagetext like '%cock%' or pagetext like '%dick%' or pagetext like '%twat%' group by post.userid order by swears desc

Let me know if I left any important swears out of my query. I guess I left out asshole, slut, whore, and a few others. Note that if someone writes, say, "Yoshitaka Amano" in one of their posts, it will still count for this query, but I figure cases like that shouldn't occur very often. Leaving them out would be extremely complicated, since a lot of swears are compound words (shithead, for example)

I totally expected mako to be number 1

 

[looneymoon]

Fuck you all, my swearing post was far more creative than any of this bullshit happening.

Ya'll can suck my dick.

 

[Ⓐaron]

I totally expected mako to be number 1

I wasn't sure if you would be #1 or he would, but you have almost 3,600 more posts than he does so it makes sense that you'd be in front. That's probably the only reason.

also, obligatory fucking swearing. I'll try to come up with creative swearing that can actually stand with looney's later.