Transformers 4... Starring Marky Mark...

jazzflower92

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The Girl With A Strong Opinion
Transformers 4 also can be called Transformers:Lets butcher the franchise name for even more money.:P
 

Tennyo

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The first one was fun. The second one had a few amusing moments.

The third was just a hot mess, though.
 

Ghost X

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My functioning eyes were able to look directly at the footage of the Transformer movies and they did not melt for any reason. My eyelids were perfectly open too, and my brain was also functional (and still is :wacky:). My optical nerves were too functioning and everything else that could possibly go wrong did not go wrong with my physical make-up in watching the films, so I can assure you, the films were watchable. I will concede the second movie was shit, but that is as generous as I shall be :awesome:.
 

Elisa Maza

Whomst
All the Transformers movies by Bay were shit. It's just that only the first one was enjoyable shit.

As for this, definitely won't go and see it, even if they had a gun against my head. Cheers, folks.
 

Carlie

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Chloe Frazer
I was going to watch the third one with a date so I wouldn't have to pay attention to the movie and make out instead, even though the date was cancelled and I didn't see it I still think it was a great plan to get through the movie or any shitty movie for that matter.

I lol'd at the Transformers legacy part cause I'm pretty sure he's only referring to his movies which have no legacy.
 

Geostigma

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gabe
There not the best movies but im not going to pretend like there not entertaining either.

I wont hold my breath hoping this is an amazing flick but I wont act like im not going to watch it either.
You'd be surprised how enjoyable things are if you lower your standards.


tl;dr i have no standards :<
 

Tennyo

Higher Further Faster
I'm still convinced that you've got the order of "Revenge of the Fallen" and "Dark of the Moon" confused. :monster:

I'm just going to assume that you're being a troll.

That's the only way to justify you saying something like this.

:P
 

Arianna

Holy, Personified
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Katie; Seta.
I like the second one best. First one was pretty cool. Third one, I did not like it.

Some parts in the first and third movie, involving Optimus Prime, just struck me as 'not him.' Not voice wise, written wise.

I'm game for a fourth one. I just don't think Bay is the great director he thinks he is. He is good for action, I think, but beyond that... not really.

*shrugs* We'll see what is to be.
 

AvecAloes

Donator
I thought the first one was passable, and nearly walked out of the theater during the second one. The only reason I didn't was because I was there with other people. Did not even bother thinking about seeing the third one. I'd be ok if they just stopped.
 

Cookie Monster

NOM NOM NOM
I like the second one best.

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The first film was good. The Fallen completely ruined the second movie for me. The third film was somewhere between the first and the second. Not good, but not entirely shit either.
 

Cookie Monster

NOM NOM NOM
Now we can all look forward to sitting in a theater for two hours and watching the following:

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...while Optimus dies, gets resurrected with a Jesus stone, and punks Megatron for the forth time. Plus the tanks, explosions, and explosions within explosions.
 

Gym Leader Devil

True Master of the Dark-type (suck it Piers)
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So many names
I can't forgive Megatron's villain decay in this series (not the worst thing about them but it sticks out for me). In the first movie, Megatron was big, bad, nigh-unstoppable. He tore Optimus freakin' Prime a new asshole exhaust port or whatever for pretty much the entire length of their fight.

What's he like after coming back from teh deadz? A punk. He loses big bad status to The Fallen. He gets tossed around like a ragdoll when he has Optimus outnumbered three to one, and Mr. Big Rig only goes down due to a backstab. Then he loses big bad status all over again to Sentinel Prime in part three. Looks like he might be getting his mojo back when he straight up murders said replacement big bad... and then gets chopped to bits by a crippled, battered, ONE-ARMED Optimus.

Yeah, I'm calling bullshit on this whole mess.
 

TotoroTori

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Silent-Dreamer025
Those movies. How Bay likes to butcher my childhood. The first one was "Okay fun, they won nothing else can happen" (I kinda got annoyed with the girl being the guy's prize) and then the second one I was "Wait what?" I haven't even watched the third one because it is just not making any sense. They defeated Megatron for pet sakes! Stop reviving the guy!
I think there are things I would have changed with the main characters but that is another topic
 

Tennyo

Higher Further Faster
I thought the first one was passable, and nearly walked out of the theater during the second one. The only reason I didn't was because I was there with other people. Did not even bother thinking about seeing the third one. I'd be ok if they just stopped.

If you thought the second movie was so bad that you almost walked out then I would suggest not even bothering to see the third. It is much, much worse.
 

jazzflower92

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The Girl With A Strong Opinion
If anyone who wants to see a good transformers series and have cable go see the Hub.I mean some of you must have seen Transformers Prime because I think it blows the movie out with quality.The best thing is the human characters are actually great and they never overshadow the robots.In fact it even has Frank Welker back as Megatron.Be warned this series is much darker and edgier than a lot of other Transformer contuitities.

Also Steven Blum who voiced Vicent Valentine voices Starscream and I can tell you he is one of the best things on the show.

I also like the fact that Frank Welker returned to voice Megatron.The funny thing is I was born in 1992 after the fact that the first television series was over.But then again I did watch some reruns of the Transformers on the Hub.
 
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