Double post but I don't care. Here's an odd conversation I had with the other half today. We were talking about looks. I said the yardstick I use is: 'would I be weirded out or not if this person started talking to me in a bar?'
Him: What if I started talking to you in a bar?
Me: Well what would you say?
Him: 'Would you like to go for a walk outside?'
Me: What? That's just plain weird, I wouldn't even go for a 'walk outside' with Johnny Depp if he asked just like
that.
Him: Why'd you say Johnny Depp?
Me: I dunno, cos everybody likes Johnny Depp so he's a good example. I don't really like him though but If I said who I'm really thinking of you'd think I was weird..
Him: You mean that Final Fantasy character?
Me: *pretend shock* .....uh...yes
Him: The one with the suit and the long hair who never smiles?
Me: And a 'bindi' you forgot the 'bindi'! (
I know its technically a 'tilak' but that was to complicated to explain)
Him: but he never smiles so he must be a twat
Me:
Of course he never smiles! it wouldn't be helpful in his line of work..and he has smiled...kinda...once or twice...and hes not a twat! Thats not why I like him! He's a relatively minor character but hes sooooo interesting! Anyway it is totally fine and beneficial because it means all my fantasies are contained, he doesn't exist, nobody could live up to that standard, so anyone trying to chat me up in a bar would be doomed to failure. Thus I will never cheat!
Him: Ok then
Well anyway, he's still going to marry me because after 10 years together he already knows all my faults. I went on to explain about certain other fangirls of certain other characters who take things to certain extremes (we know who they are) just to set things in context. He knows I'm weird, he's always known. But at least I'm not totally batshit tripping balls crazy!