Versus was announced 6 years ago, last year

[Tifabelle]

Tenny what does it say? I can't see it.

 

[Tetsujin]

Final Fantasy Versus 13 Designer Tetsuya Nomura says that there was a slight delay

Tetsuya Nomura says that there was a slight delay

there was a slight delay

a SLIGHT delay

 

[OneWingedDemon]

Yay! I love news about delayed upcoming news

 

[ForceStealer]

Speaking with Famitsu, Nomura revealed that the next batch of news regarding Final Fantasy Versus XIII is ready to go, but a small hitch has delayed it. What that hitch is, Nomura wouldn’t say, but he stressed that it was in no way related to the game.

What do you suppose that could possibly be? He lost his notecards?

 

[Tetsujin]

The hitch was not having fuck all?

 

[Aqua]

He wants to get off on fan tears just a couple days more before giving them something in return.

 

[Tennyo]

What do you suppose that could possibly be? He lost his notecards?

No because that would still technically be game related.

 

[Alex Strife]

I think the news is about a delay on the game progress.

Do you get it? A delayed game brings delayed news about a further delay. Oh, it would be delicious.

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

There's nothing more retarded in the world of media (games, movies, celebrity retirement, etc.) than an announcement of an upcoming announcement.

 

[Tennyo]

I think the news is about a delay on the game progress.

Do you get it? A delayed game brings delayed news about a further delay. Oh, it would be delicious.

That would be so meta.

"I heard you like delays so I delayed my announcement about the delay."

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

"I heard you like delays ...

Sad thing is, he just might believe this.

 

[Flintlock]

I like Delays. Used to love them, but they haven't been so great lately.

An all-too familiar story.

 

[Aqua]

I can't wait for this delayed announcement to show us the exact same footage we've been seeing for years.

Maybe we'll get an additional screenshot of nothing!

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

Now, now. Don't be so cyncial. Noctis's hair may be a different color this time.

 

[Aqua]

Can it be pink? I think neon yellow? I think he could really light up the place if he had neon yellow hair.

 

[Lex]

The hilarity in this thread makes me so happy. So there was an announcement? I'm too lazy to check the last page of posts.

 

[Purple]

Nope, none after all.

 

[Tennyo]

The message about the delay was delayed.

Do I need to post Xzibit again?

 

[Ⓐaron]

There's nothing more retarded in the world of media (games, movies, celebrity retirement, etc.) than an announcement of an upcoming announcement.

I had to:

Seriously, though. An announcement of an announcement of an announcement. You know it's coming.

 

[Tifabelle]

The jokes about versus are funny.

then I remember that they're based on the truth, and I get sad.

 

[Purple]

I was perusing several sites earlier for any info regarding this title and goodness me, this title has acquired some obnoxious fanboys!

Fan boys bashing SE for releasing XIII-2 first and proclaiming Versus will outsell all the other Final Fantasy games. Jesus H. We don't even know squat about this game.

 

[OneWingedDemon]

Quite frankly, anything would be better that 13/13-2, Not hard to outdo that shit. I'm hoping that's not the bar they're setting.

At least visually, Versus is far more interesting.

 

[Zee]

Fan boys bashing SE for releasing XIII-2 first and proclaiming Versus will outsell all the other Final Fantasy games. Jesus H. We don't even know squat about this game.

Fanboys of this game are goddamn awful. We know jack shit about this game but it's FOR SURE GOING TO SAVE THE FF SERIES GUYS

um

all we have right now is an overly pretentious trailer telling me backstreet's back forgive me if this is not the horse i'm betting on

 

[Aqua]

I still kinda think that "waiting" is going to be the theme if not the plot of Versus XIII and SE's just doing a fantastic job of getting us used to watching Noctis sit in the car sighing.

Then we'll get to see the fanboys go all: "Shut up! Compared to the 10 years of waiting for this game to come out, 40 hours of Noctis sitting in a car is nothing! NOTHING!"

 

[Purple]

I'd have a good laugh if it turns out that this game sucks more than XIII/XIII-2.