I had a dream I burnt food on the stove and the cops were after me because it was a serious offense. And for some reason, I crawled through a maze of mattresses like some spy crawling through an air duct like in the movies. And when I got out, I ran over to this Walmart that was near my house. For shame, I know. And then I bought hair dye. The front doors was blocked my masked ninjas so I had to take the back door. Which IRL, doesn't exist. Y'know what else doesn't exist? The subway station right next to that Target that I ran to. So I'm going down the tunnel and there's this guy with a coat and a big suitcase filled with one dollar bills. He gives me the money. I don't remember why. At the end of the tunnel there's this giant lighthouse in the middle of the country, it actually looks a lot like the lighthouse on my brother's sheets. And then I woke up.
I also had another dream where I was in a random house and there were was a group of dream generic Mexicans. They'd run around the house turning on all the appliances and I tried to turn them off. But they'd keep turning them back on and it was really noisy with all the different sounds and radios going off. I was like, "STOP YOU'RE WASTING ELECTRICITY AND THAT AIN'T GREEN." And the a speaker that went off, like those high school speakers, and announced someone was 80 percent years old. And I was like, "Oh congrats, we can bury you now." Then everyone burst into a sitcom laugh. And then I woke up.
There was another brief dream where I was at some cosplay store. This handicapped chick I knew got pissed off at me, I don't remember why... but her wheelchair turned into a transformer and shot heat-seeking cello missiles at me. This dream took place after another dream of a bunch of people Sonic tumblin' up and down a ramp in a competition against Tony Hawk. Tony won, of course.
I get these kinds of dreams on a daily basis. What made my day today was the Sorority fight at the mall today. Bunch of guys were staring for the hotness or the lulz.