What makes your day
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The feeling of schdenfreude from absolutely PWNING an unbelievably persistent, incapable troll.
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Mako?
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I will never sing the Do Re Mi song the same way again.
X-SOLDIER
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Mako?
ROFL. No, some douche on my friend's Facebook.
I made a transcript for the lulz. Anyone who knows me knows that I don't go out of my way to be an asshat, but there exists this perfect storm situation that I can't avoid stepping in and utterly shutting someone down. I've honestly had some lulz times with trolls, but this dude was by FAR the most... well... you'll see.
Preface: Myken & I have been very close friends for 11 years. I've known Bryce since my Sophmore year in High school, and she's known him since our Senior year, s Bryce and the two of us have been friends for 6-8. We're all 24.
Chad (the troll) is someone (still no idea who), and he's 33.
Myken (My old friend): Mmmm. Homemade cookies & cream vegan ice cream. nom nom nom
Chad (the troll): Vegan ice cream is for pussies.
Bryce (my highscool friend): Is that right rambo?
Chad (the troll): Oh, it must be a vegan pussy.
Myken (My old friend): boys! dont fight
Myken (My old friend): And if you go by that logic vegetarians are half pussies. Which makes you a half pussy, Chad. :S
Chad (the troll): Your little girlfriend just got her feeling hurt. And so what if I am? Technically, I'm a pescaterian.
Myken (My old friend): So a lesbian pussy? Thats like a walking contradiction
Chad (the troll): No it's not, lesbos love the pussy, maybe even more than me.
Chad (the troll): Maybe even more than rambo!
Chad (the troll): And maybe bigger ones that bryce.
Myken (My old friend): ‎*rolls eyes*
Chad (the troll): What do you possibly expect from me on this stupid social page? If I couldn't offend and hate, there would be no point in my logging in.
Bryce (my highscool friend) Lol, Well... I was talking to myken with my rambo comment. But it's obvious we should fight in real life.
Chad (the troll): Okay fag, whenever. Do I get to use my .45, or shall I just blugeon you to death with my bare hands.
Bryce (my highscool friend) Either way. Guns or hands. Mine are bigger. BWA HA HA HA HA
Chad (the troll): Chad Nielson Guns, hands, or our pussy lips? Doesn't matter, whenever you choose to die, I shall comply. Just to make sure, you are one of the little hilpster fags in your profile picture right? I'd hate to pick an online fight with a real man.
Bryce (my highscool friend): Ha ha. thankfully I am far from being a hipster. But I look forward to our epic battle. Mano-a-Mano.
Chad (the troll): Sweet, I choose Clingon battle axes on the moon at sunrise.
Chad (the troll): Also, I insist that we battle with Heman like fur diapers, otherwise we will look gay battling on the moon.
Bryce (my highscool friend) My jey'naS awaits your blood.
Chad (the troll): Well, that's just not very nice.
Bryce (my highscool friend): I might be vegan, but my jey'naS is not.
Myken (My old friend): Don't make me separate you two.
Chad (the troll): Nope, but you're super huge nerd for knowing the proper name and spelling for a clingon weapon. Plus, we all know vegans are pussies, not matter what weapon they weild. Plus, I was on the fucking moon today, where the fuck were you? Were you on the dark side maybe? It was far too cold there, next time let's choose a specific crater, the moon is kinda big. Maybe we could meet next to Wilziac's corpse? Anyway, bring whatever weapon you want, and Myken, it's best to let us sort this out. I'd hate for you to get injured in our epic battle.
Bryce (my highscool friend): Drat. Now we must wait another 29 earth days for the sun to rise.
Pierce (Me) Wow...
You're honestly the first person I've ever seen who has managed to make the 12 year old pre-pubescent boys on Xbox Live seem mature by comparison. I don't think that any facepalm image ever made properly conveys my feelings about the comments here.
Ugh.
Chad (the troll): I don't know who the fuck Pierce is, but I think we should join forces to fucking destroy this person, what do you think Bryce? Shall we join our forces and destroy this turd?
Chad (the troll): Chad Nielson P.S, Pierce, I hate you.
Pierce (Me) Awww. Truth hurts, huh? Go back and play under your bridge, little guy.
Chad (the troll): Am I really being patronized by someone who admits to playing xbox online?
Chad (the troll): Go fuck yourself pierce, nobody here wants your input.
Chad (the troll): I just looked at your pictures and wanted to apologize. I try to make it a point not to ridicule the handicapped. And that is the only explanation I can come up with for your hair. So, I'm sorry little retard, I'll be nice. Do you want some icecream?
Pierce (Me) Hahaha.
Wow, for someone who only uses Facebook for trolling, you're pathetic. If trolling was an art form, you'd be the finger painter of trolling, because you somehow manage to make yourself look like even more of a mess with each addition....
For a behavior that's hardly becoming of someone TWO DECADES younger than you, you aren't even any good at it. Maybe you should reevaluate your life, since you're fucking terrible at the one thing you seem to enjoy. You should pull your head out of your ass and take a breath of reality before you hit your midlife crisis.
Pierce (Me) So really, what it comes down to is one of two things:
You can keep nommin' up trollbait in some sort of self-deprecating, juvenile attempt to re-establish your troll cred to the two people in this thread (hint: who don't care). Or you can go find something productive to do with your time that's been utterly wasted here.
Myken (My old friend): Chad If you make one more comment here I"M BLOCKING YOU! I mean it. And the rest of you stop egging him on!
Chad (the troll): Even one more?
Paul (random friend) haha trolls are so cute when they're angry!
Pierce (Me) ‎*gasp*
Oh look, I received a Private Message from Chad!
"I didn't read you dribble. But I wanted to say thank you. You have reinforced my belief that people who look like, are well, like you. would you like to have some coffee and let me laugh at you to your silly face. If you want to take this to my page, I welcome it. You can send me a friend request and I can let my friends laugh at you too."
Thanks for having the balls to hide behind a messaging system with your little scathing trollish attempts to do just what I expected of you. If you /had/ read my message, maybe you'd realize what an ass you've made of yourself. Or maybe you did read it, and are just forced to deny the fact that I'm calling you out on what you are, and send me a secret message to invite me over to your bridge where you and your buddies play, so you can try to save face. It seems that you wholly lack the maturity to handle being confronted intellectually, so have fun on your bridge, and remember that I told you you should have gone back before all this.
Myken: Block him. Nothing of value will be lost.
Everyone else: search Google Images for, "And not a single fuck was given that day" and find the image that suits your attitude appropriately.
Also, I would really like some of your vegan cookies and/or icecream. We should make them tomorrow.
Chad (the troll): You have all the answers to lifes questions.
Pierce (Me)
Really? TWO MORE Messages?
"I sent you a private message out of respect for my friend Myken that asked me to stop. I invited you to my wall to post your bullshit. I don't want to deprive you of an audience, or a forum. I simply wanted to be ...nice to someone I know. You I could give a fuck about, but it sure is easy to rile you up."
"I read what you had to say. Want to come play on my wall? Or are too busy proving to Myken what a tough guy you are?"
No, Chad. When Myken asked you to stop, I'm pretty sure she didn't mean, 'stop posting comments in this thread, and go try and find other venues to pick fights with my friends who you don't know.' Apparently you managed to misinterpret that. THAT is why I'm posting your messages here. You're continuing to find ways NOT to stop your childish bullying tactics. I'm not in the least bit riled up, but you've obviously taken my comments personally enough to send someone you don't know three messages, in an attempt to get me somewhere you can gang up on me, and feel good about yourself. So let me be perfectly clear how I feel.
I have no interest in wasting my time conversing with such an incapable and obvious troll outside of the unbelievably excruciating amount of effort it's taking me to get this very concept through your thick skull. I told you to go back to your bridge with your little troll friends where you feel important, because I honestly have no interest in you beyond the vast amounts of schadenfreude I get reading your childish attempts at egging me on here, but you continue to miss the point.
I, of all people, have nothing to prove to Myken outside of your baseless and unbelievably hostile attitude, combined with what a spectacular ass you continue to make of yourself. Despite my previous comments telling you to go away in everything short of spelling it out in grade school grammar for you, I've decided to drop it to that level so that you can grasp it this time.
Chad - I HAVE NO INTEREST IN YOU. DON'T TALK TO ME. YOU ARE A WASTE OF MY TIME. GO AWAY.
Chad (the troll) is someone (still no idea who), and he's 33.
Myken (My old friend): Mmmm. Homemade cookies & cream vegan ice cream. nom nom nom
Chad (the troll): Vegan ice cream is for pussies.
Bryce (my highscool friend): Is that right rambo?
Chad (the troll): Oh, it must be a vegan pussy.
Myken (My old friend): boys! dont fight
Myken (My old friend): And if you go by that logic vegetarians are half pussies. Which makes you a half pussy, Chad. :S
Chad (the troll): Your little girlfriend just got her feeling hurt. And so what if I am? Technically, I'm a pescaterian.
Myken (My old friend): So a lesbian pussy? Thats like a walking contradiction
Chad (the troll): No it's not, lesbos love the pussy, maybe even more than me.
Chad (the troll): Maybe even more than rambo!
Chad (the troll): And maybe bigger ones that bryce.
Myken (My old friend): ‎*rolls eyes*
Chad (the troll): What do you possibly expect from me on this stupid social page? If I couldn't offend and hate, there would be no point in my logging in.
Bryce (my highscool friend) Lol, Well... I was talking to myken with my rambo comment. But it's obvious we should fight in real life.
Chad (the troll): Okay fag, whenever. Do I get to use my .45, or shall I just blugeon you to death with my bare hands.
Bryce (my highscool friend) Either way. Guns or hands. Mine are bigger. BWA HA HA HA HA
Chad (the troll): Chad Nielson Guns, hands, or our pussy lips? Doesn't matter, whenever you choose to die, I shall comply. Just to make sure, you are one of the little hilpster fags in your profile picture right? I'd hate to pick an online fight with a real man.
Bryce (my highscool friend): Ha ha. thankfully I am far from being a hipster. But I look forward to our epic battle. Mano-a-Mano.
Chad (the troll): Sweet, I choose Clingon battle axes on the moon at sunrise.
Chad (the troll): Also, I insist that we battle with Heman like fur diapers, otherwise we will look gay battling on the moon.
Bryce (my highscool friend) My jey'naS awaits your blood.
Chad (the troll): Well, that's just not very nice.
Bryce (my highscool friend): I might be vegan, but my jey'naS is not.
Myken (My old friend): Don't make me separate you two.
Chad (the troll): Nope, but you're super huge nerd for knowing the proper name and spelling for a clingon weapon. Plus, we all know vegans are pussies, not matter what weapon they weild. Plus, I was on the fucking moon today, where the fuck were you? Were you on the dark side maybe? It was far too cold there, next time let's choose a specific crater, the moon is kinda big. Maybe we could meet next to Wilziac's corpse? Anyway, bring whatever weapon you want, and Myken, it's best to let us sort this out. I'd hate for you to get injured in our epic battle.
Bryce (my highscool friend): Drat. Now we must wait another 29 earth days for the sun to rise.
Pierce (Me) Wow...
You're honestly the first person I've ever seen who has managed to make the 12 year old pre-pubescent boys on Xbox Live seem mature by comparison. I don't think that any facepalm image ever made properly conveys my feelings about the comments here.
Ugh.
Chad (the troll): I don't know who the fuck Pierce is, but I think we should join forces to fucking destroy this person, what do you think Bryce? Shall we join our forces and destroy this turd?
Chad (the troll): Chad Nielson P.S, Pierce, I hate you.
Pierce (Me) Awww. Truth hurts, huh? Go back and play under your bridge, little guy.
Chad (the troll): Am I really being patronized by someone who admits to playing xbox online?
Chad (the troll): Go fuck yourself pierce, nobody here wants your input.
Chad (the troll): I just looked at your pictures and wanted to apologize. I try to make it a point not to ridicule the handicapped. And that is the only explanation I can come up with for your hair. So, I'm sorry little retard, I'll be nice. Do you want some icecream?
Pierce (Me) Hahaha.
Wow, for someone who only uses Facebook for trolling, you're pathetic. If trolling was an art form, you'd be the finger painter of trolling, because you somehow manage to make yourself look like even more of a mess with each addition....
For a behavior that's hardly becoming of someone TWO DECADES younger than you, you aren't even any good at it. Maybe you should reevaluate your life, since you're fucking terrible at the one thing you seem to enjoy. You should pull your head out of your ass and take a breath of reality before you hit your midlife crisis.
Pierce (Me) So really, what it comes down to is one of two things:
You can keep nommin' up trollbait in some sort of self-deprecating, juvenile attempt to re-establish your troll cred to the two people in this thread (hint: who don't care). Or you can go find something productive to do with your time that's been utterly wasted here.
Myken (My old friend): Chad If you make one more comment here I"M BLOCKING YOU! I mean it. And the rest of you stop egging him on!
Chad (the troll): Even one more?
Paul (random friend) haha trolls are so cute when they're angry!
Pierce (Me) ‎*gasp*
Oh look, I received a Private Message from Chad!
"I didn't read you dribble. But I wanted to say thank you. You have reinforced my belief that people who look like, are well, like you. would you like to have some coffee and let me laugh at you to your silly face. If you want to take this to my page, I welcome it. You can send me a friend request and I can let my friends laugh at you too."
Thanks for having the balls to hide behind a messaging system with your little scathing trollish attempts to do just what I expected of you. If you /had/ read my message, maybe you'd realize what an ass you've made of yourself. Or maybe you did read it, and are just forced to deny the fact that I'm calling you out on what you are, and send me a secret message to invite me over to your bridge where you and your buddies play, so you can try to save face. It seems that you wholly lack the maturity to handle being confronted intellectually, so have fun on your bridge, and remember that I told you you should have gone back before all this.
Myken: Block him. Nothing of value will be lost.
Everyone else: search Google Images for, "And not a single fuck was given that day" and find the image that suits your attitude appropriately.
Also, I would really like some of your vegan cookies and/or icecream. We should make them tomorrow.
Chad (the troll): You have all the answers to lifes questions.
Pierce (Me)
Really? TWO MORE Messages?
"I sent you a private message out of respect for my friend Myken that asked me to stop. I invited you to my wall to post your bullshit. I don't want to deprive you of an audience, or a forum. I simply wanted to be ...nice to someone I know. You I could give a fuck about, but it sure is easy to rile you up."
"I read what you had to say. Want to come play on my wall? Or are too busy proving to Myken what a tough guy you are?"
No, Chad. When Myken asked you to stop, I'm pretty sure she didn't mean, 'stop posting comments in this thread, and go try and find other venues to pick fights with my friends who you don't know.' Apparently you managed to misinterpret that. THAT is why I'm posting your messages here. You're continuing to find ways NOT to stop your childish bullying tactics. I'm not in the least bit riled up, but you've obviously taken my comments personally enough to send someone you don't know three messages, in an attempt to get me somewhere you can gang up on me, and feel good about yourself. So let me be perfectly clear how I feel.
I have no interest in wasting my time conversing with such an incapable and obvious troll outside of the unbelievably excruciating amount of effort it's taking me to get this very concept through your thick skull. I told you to go back to your bridge with your little troll friends where you feel important, because I honestly have no interest in you beyond the vast amounts of schadenfreude I get reading your childish attempts at egging me on here, but you continue to miss the point.
I, of all people, have nothing to prove to Myken outside of your baseless and unbelievably hostile attitude, combined with what a spectacular ass you continue to make of yourself. Despite my previous comments telling you to go away in everything short of spelling it out in grade school grammar for you, I've decided to drop it to that level so that you can grasp it this time.
Chad - I HAVE NO INTEREST IN YOU. DON'T TALK TO ME. YOU ARE A WASTE OF MY TIME. GO AWAY.
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And that is why only fools screw with X-SOLDIERS. Bravo
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X,I am not gay, but if I were I would so ask you to marry me.
Dana Scully
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HP Lovecraft teaches sex ed:
THE LINOLEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
THE LINOLEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
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"I've seen enough."
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Letting go of my past. c:
Also, this makes me happy:
Also, this makes me happy:
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Speaking of this. These two cannot make a bad movie.
Paul was hilarious and heart warming and just all around wonderful.
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OT: Ah, good quality toilet paper
It's like wiping your ass on silk
OT: Ah, good quality toilet paper
It's like wiping your ass on silk
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Joker
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I am amused by the fact that what's right doesn't always seem to be a good idea. Sometimes, it's a terrible idea, and downright stupid. And even so, it's still easy to actually do, BECAUSE it is right - it's convincing yourself to do it that's so hard.
I love thinking :3
I love thinking :3
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looneymoon
they/them
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Xenogears music.
If you haven't already, play this game. It literally changes lives. I consider it one of the most important RPGs ever released.
If you haven't already, play this game. It literally changes lives. I consider it one of the most important RPGs ever released.
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I'm trying I'm trying! There's just so many other games going on
(I just rescued Margie)
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