New year, New LTD thread. (Round 5)

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Alessa Gillespie

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Fighter said:
Occam's razor.This book wasn't made for FF7 connoisseurs. It's made for everyone. Put aside all the mental gymnastics and just read it as if you haven't even played it. One caption says 'you can get a date with one of four people'. The other says 'Cloud and Tifa express their feelings before the final battle'.

And you get... exactly what it says. You can go on a date with four different characters and Cloud & Tifa confess their feelings for each other at the end of the story.

Why would anyone write two simple sentences like that to mean something so convoluted like what pinkers are suggesting?
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it's not so much made for everyone as it is made for final fantasy fans. i assume non-fans wouldn't be like 'OH YEAH IMMA PICK THIS UP AND READ IT THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST WAY TO SPEND MY WEEKEND!'
 
Dashell

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aannnnnnddd I owe Vendel a Pepsi... and my faith in humanity falls even.. further....
 
Fighter

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Elodia said:
it's not so much made for everyone as it is made for final fantasy fans. i assume non-fans wouldn't be like 'OH YEAH IMMA PICK THIS UP AND READ IT THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST WAY TO SPEND MY WEEKEND!'
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Naturally it's 'everyone' who's interested in FF.
 
Zee

Zee

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there's people who are casually interested in ff who couldn't care less about these books. i seriously wouldn't know half this shit if it wasn't always brought up in the LTD.

also the reliance on these ultimanias and whatnot is asinine imo

would prefer: ltd over, cloud and tifa raise a child together tbh
 
Dashell

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Dagger said:
there's people who are casually interested in ff who couldn't care less about these books. i seriously wouldn't know half this shit if it wasn't always brought up in the LTD.

also the reliance on these ultimanias and whatnot is asinine imo

would prefer: ltd over, cloud and tifa raise a child together tbh
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Poor Denzel, never being included D:
 
Scias

Scias

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Aerith = Dead
Zack = Dead

Tifa = Alive
Cloud = Alive

Dead + Dead = Happy (dead) couple
Alive + Alive = Happy couple living with some random kids (!!!)

And that's that, everybody is happy. :ultros: Except Cleriths... So I'm outta here :kermit:
 
Zee

Zee

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Dead + Dead = Happy (dead) coupl
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lifestream goo does not a couple make sry2say

zerith afterlife romance is just as retarded as clerith afterlife romance
 
Elisa Maza

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It's not like they are making Lifestream babies, that'd be retarded. It's the cliche saying "they are reunited in the afterlife/death/whatever now", only SE made a little more... visual, for lack of a better word.
 
ForceStealer

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While I'll give Aerith a pass for her Ancient-ness. I still maintain that she reconstituted Zack for a lay to help Cloud. Temporarily.
 
Alessa Gillespie

Alessa Gillespie

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KOS-MOS said:
While I'll give Aerith a pass for her Ancient-ness. I still maintain that she reconstituted Zack for a lay to help Cloud. Temporarily.
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i maintain cloud is cray cray and imagines zack everywhere all of the time cause he's so fucking ronery
 
Ryushikaze

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KOS-MOS said:
While I'll give Aerith a pass for her Ancient-ness. I still maintain that she reconstituted Zack for a lay to help Cloud. Temporarily.
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I don't know if she reconstituted him, or if she did it to help Cloud specifically if she did it, but it'd have to be temporary. Even she's temporary.

Also 'Reunited in the afterlife' is far less fucktarded than Ectohumping. It's downright Cliche, even.

Elodia said:
i maintain cloud is cray cray and imagines zack everywhere all of the time cause he's so fucking ronery
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No no, you have it all wrong. It is ZACK who Imagines CLOUD.

In addition to being a woman, Cloud is also a dream of the Fayth.

Because I haven't pushed the Guardian/Summoner shtick or the 7/10 connection enough, dammit.
 
Alessa Gillespie

Alessa Gillespie

a letter to my future self
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Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
Citan Uzuki said:
No no, you have it all wrong. It is ZACK who Imagines CLOUD.

In addition to being a woman, Cloud is also a dream of the Fayth.

Because I haven't pushed the Guardian/Summoner shtick or the 7/10 connection enough, dammit.
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aerith was clearly just trying to summon sephiroth's aeon

she just like fucked up or something, must have done the dance wrong
 
Alessa Gillespie

Alessa Gillespie

a letter to my future self
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Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
Ariadne said:
I must be slow.

I only just now realized, while watching the ending again,
that Lightning's team succeeded in their objective. Her crescent-shaped sword fell into the crevice the manikins were emerging from and the pink energy that was coming out of it went away.

So they did close that opening for the manikins.

Should have been obvious to me sooner since that crevice is gone in a cutscene set during cycle 013 from Report 18.

So that tells us one other gripe a lot of folks have had with the story isn't really fair -- the villains couldn't have just blitzed the heroes with manikins during the Shade Impulse portion of cycle 013 because they'd probably lost damn near all of them by then.
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okay so

what does this have to do with the ltd again
 
Scias

Scias

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Vega, Kyle Hyde
Splintered said:
Don't be so closeminded.

Some people find decomposition sexy.
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Ooooooooohhhhh yeahhhhh :neo:
 
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