New year, New LTD thread. (Round 5)

[Strangelove]

So is that a backhanded attempt to say 'lolz you're all closed-minded and that's why you disagree'?

also

All this talk of hate and the esoteric nature of love. over. relationships in a video game. Just seems too much to me.

 

[Tifabelle]

I only clicked cause I saw it was TLS. But...

>wall of text

There are waaaaay too many words there for me to read. Especially if it's a c/p job and not this person's own words.

My eye did manage to catch the quote that Hito saw though:

“Do we actually know everything about love to a point that we can determine who loves who?”
This is evidence for Cloud and Aerith.

We don't know, so it means Cloud & Aerith. That did illicit a little chuckle from me.

 

[Strangelove]

Yeah, I kind of wondered how 'no one truly knows what love is' helps anyone anywhere in anything.

I tried scrolling through the whole thing, my scrolling finger started to get a bit tired.

But then I saw 'WacDonald's' and I was all 'lolz. no.' I'd assume it's all downhill from there, but it already started 20000 leagues below sea level with that love business. WacDonald's is just like. The hidden gate to Hell.

 

[Scias]

FFVII Love Triangle Debate:

Serious motherfucking business.​

 

[Zee]

LOL you guys went farther than me. I scrolled and said "nowaiii " XD

frrlz. that thing is like an ltd endurance test.

proud to have failed tbh

 

[Scias]

.. well besides barret/cloud, i apologise. can't forget them

Sailor Barret x Lady Cloud

 

[null]

IIRC that banana shit was originally FFG's handiwork.


LOL koi_______________________________________________bito. Good times.

 

[Zee]

I'm not too late for Tifa/Aerith fanart rite

It is NEVER too late for Aeti fanart

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

im sorry i stopped reading when vendel misspelled nomura.

 

[Dana Scully]

Spoiler: sweet jesus waht the fuck

...

i dont even

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Spoiler: sweet jesus waht the fuck

...

i dont even

 

[Zee]

Spoiler: sweet jesus waht the fuck

...

i dont even

what am i






looking at exactly

 

[Carlie]

Spoiler: sweet jesus waht the fuck

...

i dont even

 

[Dashell]

some of them still actually defend the koi_bito "person who loves" stuff actually.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

that gif is.. disturbing

it SHOULD'VE been a gif of aerith taking a strap on and.....

HELL YEAH
because you know, tifa would rarely top aerith and she'd be the one on all fours

i had to cover my legs watching that and wtf why is tifa drooling ITS SO DISTURBING

i have no idea why she's drooling so much

i mean did tifa just have a stroke or something?

jegus aerith why you gotta beat on the disabled chick :[

 

[Dashell]

Can we stop talking about it? I tried to steer the topic for a reason

*scared*

Uh Dissidia, Cloud saves Tifa.. uh... flowerfields?

 

[OneWingedDemon]

Not enough Cloud/Sephiroth, the TRUE & INTENDED COUPLE OF FFVII

 

[Kobato]

Not enough Cloud/Sephiroth, the TRUE & INTENDED COUPLE OF FFVII

Oh yeah ! I always manage to get in time for the 'true canon couple talk '. <:

CLAAAACK RUUULES.

 

[Vendel]

Not enough Cloud/Sephiroth, the TRUE & INTENDED COUPLE OF FFVII

It's a love that can never be.

 

[Dashell]

It's a love that can never be.

SO that means they CAN be together in the afterlife or if one of them's dead and one of them is alive they can be together right?

 

[Scias]

Not enough Cloud/Sephiroth, the TRUE & INTENDED COUPLE OF FFVII

You may be joking, but Cloud interacts more with Sephiroth than with Aerith or Tifa or Mukki or Barret, it's obvious they have the hotz for one another.

1.-In Kingdom Hearts, Cloud is looking for Sephiroth and not Tifa or Aerith. They even have a sexy battle in Final Mix, but we do not see what happens afterwards (coitus interruptus?).

2.- In Kingdom Hearts II they have another sexy battle. Also the strange babbling about one being the "darkness" of another continues. Also Cloud ignores Tifa and Aerith but attacks Sephiroth with gay, intense fury and both dissapear in light. This mirrors the eternal sexual tension between the two.

3.- Dissidia is pretty much the same.

4.-In ACC Sephiroth impales Cloud with his sword several times, in the eyes of a casual fan, this is just some brutal beatdown but in the eyes of a specialist on LTD this is obviously a reference of gay sex. And brutal beatdown.

5.- Cloud likes swords, the man even has like 7 in AC. Neither Tifa or Aerith can provide the amount of swords Cloud likes so much, but Sephiroth can. Oh yes he can.

...

Stop looking at me like that, I'm serious, those two are gayer than Kuja's wardrobe

 

[Dashell]

I'm only staring because I'm... just so happy there's still Clephiroth fans out there

 

[Dana Scully]

I hate to do this again but in the name of equality:

Spoiler: my god, there's another one

At least there's less drooling, although with Aerith's dress over her head it's hard to tell.

Also, I don't think I'll ever look for A/T fanart on dA ever again. /scarred for life

 

[ForceStealer]

I try not to look for anything dA unless I know exactly what I am specifically trying to find.

 

[Ryushikaze]

So is that a backhanded attempt to say 'lolz you're all closed-minded and that's why you disagree'?

also

I want to know why V cat has been so terribly mislabeled as Jokercat, because that is obviously a guy fawkes mustache, not a crazed smile.

I only clicked cause I saw it was TLS. But...

There are waaaaay too many words there for me to read. Especially if it's a c/p job and not this person's own words.

My eye did manage to catch the quote that Hito saw though:



We don't know, so it means Cloud & Aerith. That did illicit a little chuckle from me.

It's the 'Clerith of the gaps' theory. We can't possibly know, therefore, Clerith.

Yeah, I kind of wondered how 'no one truly knows what love is' helps anyone anywhere in anything.

I tried scrolling through the whole thing, my scrolling finger started to get a bit tired.

But then I saw 'WacDonald's' and I was all 'lolz. no.' I'd assume it's all downhill from there, but it already started 20000 leagues below sea level with that love business. WacDonald's is just like. The hidden gate to Hell.

It is a surefire sign you're talking out of your ass or making shit up.

FFVII Love Triangle Debate:

Serious motherfucking business.​

That's hardly serious enough. No one has tactical maps or a bank of supercomputers, for one.

IIRC that banana shit was originally FFG's handiwork.


LOL koi_______________________________________________bito. Good times.

You gotta love seeing the obvious bullshit fly.

Spoiler: sweet jesus waht the fuck

...

i dont even

This is someone's fetish. Was probably done for sexual reasons, which IMO, makes it less creepy than the version with the shitty addon text.

some of them still actually defend the koi_bito "person who loves" stuff actually.

While at the same time trying to use COLW as vitory, I'm guessing?

that gif is.. disturbing

it SHOULD'VE been a gif of aerith taking a strap on and.....

HELL YEAH
because you know, tifa would rarely top aerith and she'd be the one on all fours

i had to cover my legs watching that and wtf why is tifa drooling ITS SO DISTURBING

Like I said, it's probably fetishistic.

You may be joking, but Cloud interacts more with Sephiroth than with Aerith or Tifa or Mukki or Barret, it's obvious they have the hotz for one another.

1.-In Kingdom Hearts, Cloud is looking for Sephiroth and not Tifa or Aerith. They even have a sexy battle in Final Mix, but we do not see what happens afterwards (coitus interruptus?).

2.- In Kingdom Hearts II they have another sexy battle. Also the strange babbling about one being the "darkness" of another continues. Also Cloud ignores Tifa and Aerith but attacks Sephiroth with gay, intense fury and both dissapear in light. This mirrors the eternal sexual tension between the two.

3.- Dissidia is pretty much the same.

4.-In ACC Sephiroth impales Cloud with his sword several times, in the eyes of a casual fan, this is just some brutal beatdown but in the eyes of a specialist on LTD this is obviously a reference of gay sex. And brutal beatdown.

5.- Cloud likes swords, the man even has like 7 in AC. Neither Tifa or Aerith can provide the amount of swords Cloud likes so much, but Sephiroth can. Oh yes he can.

...

Stop looking at me like that, I'm serious, those two are gayer than Kuja's wardrobe

Lies. Nothing is gayer than Kuja's warddrobe. It actually goes out and has sex with men.