Chit Chat Thread 2.0

[Arianna]

Sounds dangerous, but as the other one is drunk and therefore cannot be trusted, I choose you, Emperor Joker!

What is he, a Pokemon? lol

 

[Shademp]

Arianna, help me convince Munky that I am still trustworthy! My drunken state is only a result of EJ's virus. EJ is fowl play, I tell you.

 

[Munky]

Are you sure you want that? You might not like what you see....

I am resolute in my decision. Granted, I'm taking a risk but the other side of the coin is that I might very much like what I see. That's a good enough reason.

What is he, a Pokemon? lol

You mean he isn't?? Then whose Pokeballs were they?

 

[Super Mario]

更像皇帝小丑。病死率。大聲笑哈哈

Shademp. I think my last warp has left the old one garbling rubbish. What am I to do?

 

[Shademp]

DoOEesS NO Tt CoMPuTteEEEEEEE..... ssySYSSTEEM pHaaialllll.... *SHUTDOWN*

 

[Super Mario]

I am resolute in my decision. Granted, I'm taking a risk but the other side of the coin is that I might very much like what I see. That's a good enough reason.

I put on my robe and wizard hat and conjure you an exploding lady.


Behold.

Spoiler

She shall explode in 2 seconds! YOU READY!?

 

[Shademp]

*accessing auxiliary power* No, you'll destroy us all!!!

 

[Munky]

I put on my robe and wizard hat and conjure you an exploding lady.


Behold.

Spoiler

She shall explode in 2 seconds! YOU READY!?

Heeeeey...I don't remember posting in the member's pics thread! Where did you get that??

My hair is shorter now.

*explodes*

 

[Arianna]

You mean he isn't?? Then whose Pokeballs were they?

*snort* HAHA!!! That's good. *thumbs up*

Arianna, help me convince Munky that I am still trustworthy! My drunken state is only a result of EJ's virus. EJ is fowl play, I tell you.

Munky, he's more trustworthy than the all-not-mighty EJ!

... EJ, you know I love you. *hugs* I'm only kidding.

Hmmm ... but I also love Shademp ...

What to do, what to do.

Spoiler

Seriously, that's very sad to me. I have a weight problem too, but no where near that heavy; it pains me when people let themselves go so badly...

... I know, I'm the party pooper ... Moving back to fun!

Heeeeey...I don't remember posting in the member's pics thread! Where did you get that??

Awwww...

 

[Channy]

NO U

But really I look forward to everyone posting here. EJ, CelesChere, Omega, Chaos Angel, A, I Am Not Me (aka bby), Channy, Aaron and everyone else.

I was mentioned in dis here thred? My e-boobs just grew one cup size.

 

[Shademp]

...It seems I have no power here. Very well, I shall return to Asgard to dwell on this issue.

 

[Shademp]

I was mentioned in dis here thred? My e-boobs just grew one cup size.

Don't acknowledge me acknowledging you! It will only make my e-penis grow, and I don't want that!

 

[Arianna]

I was mentioned in dis here thred? My e-boobs just grew one cup size.

In regards to:

But really I look forward to everyone posting here. EJ, CelesChere, Omega, Chaos Angel, A, I Am Not Me (aka bby), Channy, Aaron and everyone else.

*sniff* I wasn't! WAHHHH!

 

[Munky]

*snort* HAHA!!! That's good. *thumbs up*

I thank you. *bows*

Munky, he's more trustworthy than the all-not-mighty EJ!

Even whilst drunk? Hmm, with your flawless argument you've almost convinced me to change my mind. But...but...exploding ladies!

If he gives me some of his booze, I'll swap sides. I'm very cheap to buy.

 

[Shademp]

Here! *gives you the rest of my smirnoff* I believe this offering should be enough. I could also head down to town and find some local virgins and sheep to sacrifice in your honour Munky.

 

[Arianna]

I thank you. *bows* ... If he gives me some of his booze, I'll swap sides. I'm very cheap to buy.

You're welcome; and, that I cannot answer.

Don't acknowledge me acknowledging you! It will only make my e-penis grow, and I don't want that!

He can't handle anything over three inches!

 

[Bex]

All I can say at Mumble's post is VORE SNAKE

 

[Alex]

Vore Snake is Mumble's superhero identity. Regular boy by day, consuming bad guys by night.

And then fapping to it

 

[Munky]

Here! *gives you the rest of my smirnoff* I believe this offering should be enough. I could also head down to town and find some local virgins and sheep to sacrifice in your honour Munky.

Well now, don't be too hasty there! There's no need to be sacrificing them. Just paint the virgins gold and serve them to me on the back of the sheep and the deal is done.

 

[Bex]

Mumble's wet dream.

 

[Arianna]

Mumble's wet dream.

*thumbs up* No offense, but that's any young man's dream.

Well now, don't be too hasty there! There's no need to be sacrificing them. Just paint the virgins gold and serve them to me on the back of the sheep and the deal is done.

What the...?!

 

[Shademp]

Well now, don't be too hasty there! There's no need to be sacrificing them. Just paint the virgins gold and serve them to me on the back of the sheep and the deal is done.

Done...aaaaand...done!

I has the powaaaa!!

 

[Shademp]

We need help from fellow mathematicians.
http://thelifestream.net/forums/showthread.php?t=1401

 

[Munky]

What the...?!

Don't knock it until you've tried it! Sheep-served, gold-painted virgins are the BEST kind of virgins!

Done...aaaaand...done!

I has the powaaaa!!

Alright then! Just before I return to ceasing to exist, it's just occurred to me that there's a flaw in this plan...being non-corporeal, I cannot fully enjoy the virgins. I fear I've made a very grave error here.

I should've stuck with the exploding ladies.

 

[Shademp]

Virgins are of no matter anymore.
The fulfillment of the 10/10 is what matters. Help get the ultimate math score, and we shall learn more of this District 9 movie!