Chit Chat Thread 2.0

[Munky]

Virgins always matter.

I'd offer my help but I'm afraid I'm worse than terrible with maths.

 

[Shademp]

IMHO, non-virgins are more win than virgins. At least he former knows what they are doing.

 

[Cthulhu]

Or one could hax and use a math program. I just removed my copy of Maple, else I could've copypastad the thingies in there and have it solve them. Although I'd have to figure out how it works again, .

 

[Shademp]

Cthulhu, make it so!

 

[Munky]

IMHO, non-virgins are more win than virgins. At least he former knows what they are doing.

Aaah, but to a non-virgin, virgins are fun, trainable and the tastier than chocolate. Allegedly.

 

[Shademp]

Ok, no more drinks for me. I am more drunk than I thought I ever would be. Just can't handle any more.

Inform me if any of you get a 10/10.

 

[cmXT]

non-virgins dont know what the standard sex acts are, so you can be as dirty as you want with them

 

[Shademp]

Bring me a virgin ASAP! I have some morally ambiguous acts to perform!

*prepares the mexican hat and scouter*

 

[Munky]

You can have mine since I can't use them now. *sulks*

 

[Arianna]

I suck at math; never got to those more advanced problems.

6/10. ...

So the topic is no virgins, and how they compare to non-virgins.

Easy there, Shademp, don't stress out the three inches...

 

[Shademp]

Three inches? What three inches? The line between the black and white of morality?

 

[Arianna]

Three inches? What three inches? The line between the black and white of morality?

No, the size of the line of flesh between your right and left legs.



(I'm so bad today! But I told ya, I love ya... It's all in good fun. Right?)

 

[Shademp]

Oh, THOSE inches? You insult me by implying that it is merely three inches.

 

[Arianna]

Oh, THOSE inches? You insult me by implying that it is merely three inches.

I'm kidding, I'm kidding - honestly, I shouldn't go there.

... All puns are null and void.

 

[Shademp]

Don't worry about insulting me by the way. Like Tennyo says;

It's the width. THE WIDTH! But mostly it's just the motion of the ocean.
Someone should have that as a siggy by the way. Tennyo writes some epic stuff now and then.

 

[Munky]

Don't worry about insulting me by the way. Like Tennyo says;

It's the width. THE WIDTH! But mostly it's just the motion of the ocean.
Someone should have that as a siggy by the way. Tennyo writes some epic stuff now and then.

Well the way she said it:

No, the size of the line of flesh between your right and left legs.

suggests to me that perhaps she was talking about width.

 

[Shademp]

Congratulations Munky, you win a free iPod......NOT!!!

 

[Cthulhu]

Neither width nor length can compete with tentacles, really.

 

[Munky]

Congratulations Munky, you win a free iPod......NOT!!!

WTF would I do with an iPod? I'm non-corporeal, remember??? *shakes non-existent fist*

 

[Shademp]

Neither width nor length can compete with tentacles, really.

...Down with Cthulhu. And his m0ther. pwnt.

 

[Shademp]

Was it something I said? It's all quiet and shit.

 

[mentaz]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


better?

 

[Shademp]

^Thanks hot stuff.

 

[mentaz]

RAWR

you're welcome

 

[Shademp]

It's nice to be close-to-sober again. Before I was seeing two fingers when there was only one

N00b experiences are new.