Cloud vs Sephiroth

[IndianaoftheJones]

Indiana Jones, why don't you just look at the frontpage?

Because then I wouldn't get funny answers like this.

"I want you."

Anyway I keep forgetting this thing has a "main page"
I'll check that before asking questions next time. Good summery too BTW.

 

[Dark and Divine]

Forgot who gave me the idea but... someone did.

LMAO!

Epic!

 

[Makoeyes987]

That music makes absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever. What the hell IS it?!

ROTFLMAO

On another note, does anyone think Sephiroth used Octoslash, or was he just randomly slashing and stabbing at Cloud there?

 

[Dashell]

I think it was random and I'm not really sure what the music is called but it's from One Piece. Personally I think you can add that music to anything and make it funny.

 

[Tennyo]

I guess I'd have to see another vid of Seph performing Octoslash. Personally it reminded me more of his one really annoying attack that he first does when you fight him in KHII. XD

Also that vid with the One Piece music was hilarious. XD

 

[OneWingedDemon]

Actually, I get the impression he was kinda playing around a bit. I mean, he wasn't slicing him to bits, he was giving him small cuts with his upward slashes bit thingy. And there's the foot / knee thing, but that wouldn't be directly lethal - just very, very painful. Plus he wouldn't be able to walk.

A real samurai would've cut him in three bits within 0.5 seconds, .

THIS.

Also, you Cloud fanboys suck. I want some Sephy screens

 

[Makoeyes987]

Wait, how is a stab through the foot and knee, and a second stab through the chest, and several other slashes, all on top of Cloud being impaled through the chest and then slammed onto the ground, him playing around? What the fuck?


And saying a stab through the knee would just be "very, very painful" is absurd. The knee holds numerous ligaments, and not to mention the six damn arteries that connect to your femoral artery.

You would die if you got shot in the knee and left to bleed. You'd also be crippled; your knee would be jacked up for good.

 

[Max Payne]

Not to mention any one of those cuts or lunges could have went through Cloud's bloody head. And that first impalement, I'm pretty sure the blade went through Cloud's fucking lung.

 

[Isabella]

And yet, Cloud endures all that, plus has a hole blown through his midsection by Yazoo, and keeps fighting. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

 

[Channy]

Because then I wouldn't get funny answers like this.

I want you

Anytime.

 

[Max Payne]

Yeah, he really should have died.

He shouldn't have been able to stand and bask in the rain like that.

Unless the rain was healing him, but still.

 

[Makoeyes987]

That's why I call Cloud, "Kenpachi Zaraki."

Seriously, even Sephiroth has a look of surprise and annoyance at seeing Cloud get back up and block his slash again. He wasn't expecting it. Look at his face in the screenshot.

He thought it was over. Cloud getting a "Second Chance" was not in his game plan. Nor was he fucking around. He wanted him dead.

 

[Isabella]

To me, that screenshot says, "crap, how many did I have last night?"

 

[Makoeyes987]

......

Why do you torment me like this, Isabella?

 

[Isabella]

You're fun to torment.

 

[Makoeyes987]

I just want to know how much more blood and violence is necessary for people to actually think Sephiroth was seriously trying to kill Cloud now. Aside from Cloud instantly being decapitated at the first appearance of Sephiroth.

 

[IndianaoftheJones]

Do I have to bring up the "it's just a movie" excuse?

 

[Makoeyes987]

Explain. Depending on your explanation, I may have to e-kill you.

 

[Isabella]

*therapist mode*

Tell us what this is really about.

 

[Channy]

There's extreme sexual tension here, and Mako just knitpicks at Mr. Jones to mask it all.

 

[Tennyo]

But I thought his tension was with Dacon?

Or did they break up?

 

[Makoeyes987]

ROTFLMAO, I'm seriously gonna "play around with you" all with a knife. SRSLY.

 

[Max Payne]

But I thought his tension was with Dacon?

Or did they break up?

Mako is my bro, don't make that out to be anything dirty or I'm gonna have to cut a bitch.

 

[Channy]

No, Dacon cheated on him with the tentacled monster, so now Mako is trying to show Dacon up that he can move on.

 

[A]

Hahahaha, this is probably the most amused I've been today.