SPOILERS Crazed fan drives Kazushige Nojima to no longer discuss FFVII on twitter

[LNK]

As fun as writing that might be, I don’t wanna get that dark lmao

Are you gonna finish this one though? lol

 

[Erotic Materia]

My tea’s gone cold, I’m wondering why
I got off of Twitter at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can’t tweet at all
And even if I could, it’d all be blocked
But her picture on my wall
It reminds me that it’s not so bad
It’s not so bad

Dear Square, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin’
I left my Discord and my Twitter handle at the bottom
I sent dozens of tweets since autumn, you must not have got ’em
There probably was a problem with the translation or somethin’
Sometimes I type my Japanese tweets impolitely when I spam ’em
But anyways, fuck it, I really hope you understand ‘em
Other ships matters too, it should be up to the player
If I get to save her, guess who Cloud will favor
I’m picking Jessie
I read about Nojima-sensei too, I’m sorry
I also had my Twitter spammed by those toxic Clotis
I know you probably hear this every day: I’m Jessie’s biggest fan
I even wrote my fanfiction where Cloud is Jessie’s man
I got a folder full of porn renders and dirty fics
I like the PAK figures with Clessie too, that shit are sick
Anyways, I hope you get this Square, hear me out
Really doubt she’s dead from what the kanji read
“Hope”, it said

"Alexa, play 'Thank You' by Dido."

Jesus dude, I can hear it.

 

[Jessie Rito]

All of you are reading it like songs i read it like ibwas a 4th grader trying to say a poem

 

[KindOfBlue]

Hiw long did that take you??

About 25 minutes, I didn’t have the energy to do the whole song lol

Are you gonna finish this one though? lol

If I have the time maybe but considering where the original song goes, I’d want to be careful not to be too insensitive towards a person who genuinely needs help…yes, I’m still that much of a softie towards somebody who’s long lost the tiny bit of goodwill he had in the fanbase lmao

 

[Ryushikaze]

He once posted here a batshit theory based on shadows in a single second frame and a really bad ms Paint job trying to show outlines proving Jessie was still alive.

I mean there's a reasonable possibility she survived the plate drop because someone got Charlie Sheen to the children's home, but his evidence is utterly farcical.

 

[KindOfBlue]

I mean there's a reasonable possibility she survived the plate drop because someone got Charlie Sheen to the children's home, but his evidence is utterly farcical.

That’s what’s so frustrating to me about Jessie discussions because I actually do think it’s possible she might be alive in an alternate timeline or something.

It’s the weird leaps in logic about the placement of furniture or whatever that make those discussions hard to take seriously, especially when they devolve into demands about making Jessie a romance option. On that subject, I don’t even consider Jessie a love interest unless the devs confirm Cloud is interested in her like that. Pretty sure they’ve only ever commented on Tifa and Aerith in that way.

 

[Lex]

I think this thread has run its course. Until there are any further developments, I'm going to close it.