[FF7] does adhere for the most part on strict interpretations of real life physics.
Hilarious. I can't believe you can say that with a straight face. Do you want me to make a list of things that happen in that game that are physically impossible?
I don't actually accept that Cloud did squats for a wig or that he went round wall market collecting clothes in mini quests. I see it as Dressed as female > got into Corneos > confronted corneo. The rest is game play. It isn't a deal breaker.
Wait, what? So none of that happened? Cloud just bought a dress, got in, got Tifa out? So, you've already said nothing that happens in the battle window actually happened, and now nothing that you have control over AT ALL actually happened? So the story of FF7 is an actuality only a very rough outline of the 40 hours you witness playing the game? I would love to know what you think happened in the whole Lifestream sequence with Cloud and Tifa. Did he just up and remember after falling in?
I accept that games are very different to films
Funny, considering you only count the things that happen as a movie as canon.
That's also why AC failed so much with a general audience, because it tries to be a film with gameplay elements.
What does this even mean? What's a "general audience?" The only people I ever saw it "fail" with are so-called diehards. All the "general" people I know that saw it thought it was awesome.
DLPB said:
The devlopers of AC made the biggest error you can make when placing a game into a movie, they tried to make the gameplay work in a film (which is also why the Bahamut fight looks laughable).
No they $&@#in didn't. If they had the characters would line up and wait their turns. Do the impossible feats "break fiction" (which doesn't actually mean anything, btw, but I know what you're trying to say) in kung fu movies? What about the Matrix, you have to hate that movie, right?
You cannot make a game play like a film, you cannot make a film view like a game.
Wasn't that the entire freaking premise of the Scott Pilgrim movie and the Heavy Rain video game? Both of which, to my knowledge, did pretty well. (And so did Advent Children for that matter.)
DLPB said:
If you liked Cait, more power to you. If Semi good fiction is something you can still like, more power to you. But if you demand a high standard and aren't able to accept things like Cait, you are like me. I am not having a go at anyone who likes the character, but my view should also be tolerated, it is just as valid.
Well, firstly, I wanna congratulate you on edging slightly closer to admitting something is an opinion. Though the first part shows you're not quite there yet.
But to draw the line at Cait Sith and all the other arbitrary places you decide to draw lines would require you not accept A LOT of other stuff out of FF7 and you, by all calculations, shouldn't like it at all. The writers were not not using their brains, or if they weren't, they never do. Umaro, Gogo, Quina. There are characters like this all the time. And Quina had a bigger freaking arc than Cait Sith did. Cait Sith didn't have an arc, he was a spy. And that secret lasts like a quarter of disc 1.
And even if you think Quina was unimportant, his ridiculous race of people still did given that one RAISED VIVI.
Tifabelle said:
sort of seems silly that Cait can't keep up with the others
Why? The cat never did anything, it was the moogle that fought and 'kept up' with everyone.
That said, I agree that there was no reason for him to be Advent Children, why would Reeve even send him? (Though the espionage purpose in DC makes perfect sense, DLPB.) But its pretty obvious why he was there - for completion. It was an FF7 movie, so they thought it should have all the characters, blah de blah. But I agree there.
As for Tifa, it was a Japanese deliberate appeasement to male fanboys. I can accept her dress and turn a blind eye to it, but it is still blatant exploitation which would not change anything had she wore something longer.
...So why does it change anything that she's wearing something shorter? Go to the nearest slums and I want you to report back to me with what you see bargirls wearing, okay?
It absolutely brought more money into the bar - and thus, AVALANCHE - and Tifa is kickass enough that she could wear something like that and not be in danger.