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Gotta be honest, I thought the 50th was absolutely terrible. There were some bits I liked, but for most of it I was either just going what or are you fucking kidding or counting on both hands how many of his own plot devices Moffat recycled.
Oh my god. They just started playing "End of Time" and I just noticed the reference to the Queen of England and I can't stop laughing.
, no real reason on why it's not broken (after last of timelords,
Lol, you haven't seen 'The Big bang' have you?it looked like a semigod-ex-machina to me.
I readily admit to not being the most dedicated Whovian (and honestly who can keep track of how many times Moffat contradicts himself?) but I seem to remember some kind of rule about time travellers not being supposed to physically touch other temporal incarnations of themselves. And okaymaybe Tom Baker was not meant to be playing 'his' Doctor but just some slightly odd museum curator, but he definitely laid his hand on Matt Smith and just a couple of minutes later Smith was doing a voice over about what Doctors dreams of, so....
.Personally I'll be really disappointed if Gallifrey is all peachy now and all the Doctor has to do is click his heels together and say there's no place like home... If he is no longer a homeless wanderer but a man on his way home, then the very core of his nature as a character is fundamentally changed, plus if he no longer has to bear the weight of that terrible moral decision on his conscience, all the angst I went through with Tennant as he slowly evolved that Shiva destroyer of worlds mentality was just a waste of my time.
Welcome to the light, Tenny!
My girlfriend (in red) last night. I love that woman
Lucky devil.
GODFUCKING DAMMIT I JUST SPENT LIKE AN HOUR WRITING THIS AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY CLOSED THE TAB UADJGAOIDGA
okay shall try again
Let me start with my biggest peeve:
1) Retconning the Time War
I have several major issues with this. First, I find it extremely disrespectful to RTD's time as showrunner. Destroying Gallifrey was easily the most significant contribution he made to the Whoniverse as a whole and the entire basis for the Doctor's characterization in S1 and beyond, and Moffat just handwaved it away.
Second, it doesn't make any sense. The Pre-Eleven Doctors apparently forget saving Gallifrey because the timelines don't align or whatever, but it was previously established, a la Amy and her parents/no parents, that when history is changed both versions are remembered by time travellers. So why do the Doctors forget? And even if they do, what about all the other races involved in the Time War, not least among them the Daleks? Do they somehow mistake the planet miraculously vanishing for being consumed in flame? And then there's End of Time, the events of which also took place during the final day of Gallifrey and now no longer make a lick of sense. I mean, wow, damn, guess your whole plan to escape the time lock was unnecessary there Mr Lord President, points for effort though.
Third, what about all the other races who died in the Time War, ie Zygons? Do we not care about trying to save them? Or the Daleks, who were all going to be killed in the crossfire (which is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard, for the record - no doubt some of them would perish but statistically the majority of them would be unscathed), how come none of the Doctors so much as blinked at that? I mean I suppose considering that in Moffat's run Eleven had not only turned the entire human race into murderers (w/ the Silence) but also abandoned a spaceship full of civilians to explode (Power of Three) it was asking a bit too much for just a nod that the precious children of Gallifrey weren't the only victims of the War.
Finally, I've seen some posts saying how great it is that the Doctor can finally forgive himself and be happy. Forgive himself for what? Gallifrey is saved, he no longer needs forgiveness! One of the things I loved about the Doctor being the one to end the Time War is that there are times in life when there is no right choice, when people have to do terrible things in order to prevent even more terrible things. To see a character who is undeniably a hero struggle with such a choice was fascinating to watch. If the 50th had involved the three Doctors - or even all the Doctors - pressing the big red button together, and in doing so acknowledging that what they're doing is horrible but is also saving billions of lives/the entire universe, and in doing so forgiving themselves, you could have had seven seasons worth of emotional payoff. Finally the Doctor would have come to terms with his actions, would have been able to move on and start being happy again. Instead, we never get that - he never comes to terms with anything, because there is no longer anything for him to comes to terms with. It is quite possibly the biggest waste of character development I have ever seen in any show ever, and that's a massive fucking shame.
2) Why was Billie Piper even in it
Don't get me wrong, I loved Billie as the Interface because she is fabulous and adorable and it was just great to see her on Who again. But what was the point of bringing back 'Rose' when you don't have her interact with any Doctor who actually knew her?
This is a person who apparently had such a massive impact on the Doctor that in over 1200 years worth of companions to choose from the Moment chose her to be the Interface, and yet she only interacts with the one character who has no idea who she is. It was such an opportunity for brilliant and emotional character interactions and I cannot properly express my frustration at the fact it was completely passed over . And then the only nod we do get - Ten's reaction to 'Bad Wolf' - lasts all of .2 seconds and then is never brought up again, and that is just bad/lazy characterization, because there is no way that Ten would hear the words 'Bad Wolf' and just be like 'bad wolf oh cool k let's move on ALLONS-Y!!11'.
3) Speaking of casting
Not that John Hurt didn't deliver an excellent performance, but I still can't understand why Paul McGann couldn't play the War Doctor and no I will never stop being bitter about this. (I have a sneaking suspicion it's because Moffat wants to ensure that he gets to be the one to come up with the excuse as to why the Doctor can regenerate more than 13 times, and so decided to throw away some regenerations to speed up the process.)
4) And speaking of characterization
- Already touched on this, but Ten not blinking an eye at the thought of all the Daleks dying is just, lol - I mean just four episodes ago in his timeline he was lecturing Tentoo for resorting to genocide and yet here he is.
- Clara is a teacher now? Doesn't that take like, time and education and stuff and did I miss something because last I checked she was a nanny?
- Apparently Eleven talks to Clara about the Time War 'all the time', that's really great I'm so glad we got to see all those conversations on screen.
5) Moffat recycling his own material
- Time can be rewritten eh, haven't heard that one before
- Saving Gallifrey via stasis was basically saving River except on a bigger scale
- The entire plot hinging on massive amounts of timey wimey, to the point it's nonsensical
- Some may call these shoutouts, but I am of the belief that shoutouts pay tribute to work that is not yours, and therefore call these tooting your own horn to an excessive degree: cabinet building, ding when there's stuff, penis jokes, the horse (maybe - could have been a different horse? looked the same though), writing messages into stone that miraculously survive throughout the ages, etc etc
6) Misc shit that just bugged me and this is entirely subjective
- Turning "I don't want to go" into a catchphrase or trying to connect it to Trenzalore rather than Ten's death in particular completely removes any emotional impact it may have in EoT. But that's okay because EoT doesn't make any sense now anyways!
- Did the Doctor really need to take the time to carefully laser-blast his message into the wall I mean couldn't he just use paint or something
Now I do like to try to end things on a positive note so here's all the things I genuinely liked in the 50th:
- the acting was solid
- John Hurt's Doctor rolling his eyes at his future selves, was very Nine-like
- Peter Capaldi cameo
- Tom Baker cameo
- the fact that Rose wasn't actually Rose which means the real Rose is still safe in Pete's World where she can only be touched by fanfics
- that behind the scenes footage was nice, at least there we got some interaction between David and Billie