And that is, perhaps, the best possible note on which I could end my coming into this thread. So, thank you, Tenny.
I have no need to be here any longer with the spirit of the program ruined. For anyone who reads my grievances at a future date and thinks to themselves, "Let's see him do better then," here you go:
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::the three Doctors stand at the button; Clara's objections have brought something like hesitation to all their faces, including the War Doctor's; none make a move to push the button; suddenly, the TARDIS's wooshing sound is heard over and over as ten other time machines appear; from each emerges a past Doctor, as well as one yet to come::
Ten: "What?"
WD: "Why are they here?"
::Twelve looks right at Eleven and smiles::
Twelve: "You're going to be okay now."
::realization slowly dawns on Eleven's face::
Eleven: "They're here to put the past behind us."
::he looks at Clara::
Eleven: "Thank you for reminding me why I had to do this."
::tearfully, she relents; each of the other Doctors step up to the button and place their hand on it; Ten and Eleven join them; only the WD hasn't done so yet; Ten looks at him::
Ten: "You are not alone."
::a tear falls from Eleven's eye::
Eleven: "You never were."
::the WD raises his hand and places it on top of the others'; together, they push; fade to white; when things fade back in, similar farewells are had as in the final product; the WD departs as his regeneration begins, he makes his joke about his ears and then he muses to himself::
WD: "I am not alone. I can't wait to remember that."
::in the dream sequence that ends the episode, the Doctors are simply looking up at the stars and worlds they have saved::
Eleven: "What a beautiful universe."
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Is it perfect? No. But I did that in less than five minutes, and I challenge anyone to tell me it's not better.
Anyway, thanks for the good times in here, everyone. I'll be hoping for the name of The Doctor to actually be redeemed at some point.