i remember when i was playing ffvii one time my dad walked into my room and dead up asked me why i was playing a game that looked worse than crash bandicoot
5 star post nigga! Oh boy this reminded me...
I was probably around 8 or 9 years old when I went to visit my best friend's home. That was pretty much my daily routine, because I was the kid who usually had the oldest console in my neighbourhood and my friend just happened to have always the latest, hottest shit - at least that's how it felt back then. We'd usually play around with his PC some small hot seat games, expect this special day we got to go his big brother's room. What I saw then wouldn't leave me for the next 16 years and I guess it's never going to. Otherwise I wouldn't be here. On the television screen I saw this really cool looking angel fighting against three dudes with some big-ass weapons. Some kind of sorcery was also involved, because the guy was able to destroy planets with his magic. The blue command screen looked fucking strange but never mind that shit, I was more interested in how those guys were able to fight with this maniac. My pulse was getting faster by the second and my hand's started to sweat. THE FUCK does that guy have a rocket stuck to his hand or what (Barret's Catastrophe) ? It's like megaman but hundred times cooler. On the background there was playing some epic orchestral music.
So yeah, I went home that evening completely convinced that I could talk my parents into buying me a playstation one. No more super-fucking-mario for this kid, that's for pussies! After a speech that would make Martin Luther King turn in his grave from jealousy, I was just hoping for the best. This was it, the moment of truth!
Turns out they didn't understand me at all, as I got my PS1 after crying for it every day for a good half of a year
. I also specifically asked for final fantasy 7. When I finally got my playstation as a christmas present with ONE GAME, my dick was so hard I could've poked my eyes out with it. I hungrily ravished the wrappings from the package just to be utterly confused. Guess what was inside? Crash fucking Bandicoot.
It took me two full years to finally get my copy of FF7 from Spain during a family vacation, but that's an another story for another time...
Edit: I'm sorry mama and papa, you know I love you