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[Cthulhu]

[21:24] <Fangu> Ryu
[21:24] <Fangu> Ryu
[21:24] <Fangu> Ryu
[21:24] <PrinceLex> Ryu
[21:24] <PrinceLex> Ryu
[21:24] <PrinceLex> Ryu
[21:24] <Fangu> Ryu
[21:24] <Fangu> Ryu
[21:24] <PrinceLex> Ryu
[21:24] <Fangu> Ryu
[21:24] <PrinceLex> Ryu
[21:24] <Fangu> Ryu
[21:24] <Cthulhu> Ryu
[21:24] <Fangu> Ryu
[21:24] <PrinceLex> Ryu
[21:24] <Cthulhu> Ryu
[21:24] <Fangu> Ryu
[21:24] <PrinceLex> Ryu
[21:24] <Cthulhu> Ryu
[21:24] <Fangu> Ryu
[21:24] <PrinceLex> Ryu
[21:24] <Fangu> Ryu
[21:24] <PrinceLex> Ryu
[21:24] <Cthulhu> Ryu
[21:24] <PrinceLex> Ryu
[21:24] <Fangu> Ryu
[21:24] <PrinceLex> Ryu
[21:24] <PrinceLex> Ryu
[21:24] <PrinceLex> Ryu
[21:24] <Fangu> Ryu
[21:24] <Cthulhu> Ryu
[21:24] <Fangu> Ryu
[21:24] <Fangu> Ryu
[21:24] <Cthulhu> Ryu
[21:24] <Fangu> Ryu
[21:24] <Fangu> Ryu
[21:24] <Fangu> Ryu
[21:24] <Fangu> Ryu

 

[Shademp]

The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that the English language is as pure as a crib-house whore. It not only borrows words from other languages; it has on occasion chased other languages down dark alley-ways, clubbed them unconscious and rifled their pockets for new vocabulary.

 

[Fangu]

It's a quote from James Nicoll, I borrowed it

 

[Carlie]

What happened after Yop's failed attempt at getting drunk:

[21:23:11] <Cthulhu_> I was expecting a &#65533;brb changing panties&#65533;, too.
[21:23:27] <PrinceLex> I love you guys
[21:24:02] <Carlie> I can say it now if you want
[21:24:26] <Cthulhu_> I do.
[21:26:44] <Carlie> brb need to change my panties
[21:26:51] <Carlie> Which are red
[21:27:00] <Carlie> Happy now?
[21:27:07] <Cthulhu_> Yes ma&#65533;am
[21:27:21] <Carlie> Good tentacle

[22:02:49] <Cthulhu_> tits
[22:04:02] Dawn joined the channel.
[22:05:09] <Carlie> butts
[22:05:18] <Carlie> BUTTS
[22:05:20] <Cthulhu_> no tits
[22:05:21] <Cthulhu_> TITS
[22:05:24] <Carlie> Butts
[22:05:29] <Cthulhu_> Tits
[22:06:06] <Carlie> butts
[22:06:22] <Cthulhu_> ...Actually, let&#65533;s settle on &#65533;both&#65533;.
[22:07:06] <Carlie> Deal
[22:07:15] <Cthulhu_> Epic.
[22:08:18] <Carlie> I have both
[22:08:22] <Carlie>
[22:08:35] <Carlie> Hey Dawn
[22:08:45] <Cthulhu_> pics or gtfo
[22:09:21] <Dawn> lol
[22:09:27] <Dawn> picz this weekend k?
[22:09:47] <Dawn> also hai
[22:10:00] <Carlie> I already gave you pics of my ass
[22:10:48] <Cthulhu_> @Dawn: Deal. @Carlie: MOAR!

 

[Flintlock]

[22:02:49] <Cthulhu_> tits
[22:04:02] Dawn joined the channel.
[22:05:09] <Carlie> butts
[22:05:18] <Carlie> BUTTS
[22:05:20] <Cthulhu_> no tits
[22:05:21] <Cthulhu_> TITS
[22:05:24] <Carlie> Butts
[22:05:29] <Cthulhu_> Tits
[22:06:06] <Carlie> butts

Shakespeare, right? Can't beat the classics.

 

[Cthulhu]

Eh, it's a bit too literal to be Shakespeare. Then again he does occasionally go down to bare basics.

(I have Shakespeare's collected works. It has served me well as a monitor stand for a couple of years now)

 

[Carlie]

Look at what Fangu uses IRC for:

[22:02:16] <Fangu> I want Kassi and Soak and Cam and Sprites and Carlie and Avec
[22:02:19] <Fangu> who am I missing
[22:02:28] <~Yop> my girl alter-ego?
[22:02:34] <Soak> Octo
[22:02:35] <Carlie> You want us for wat exactly?
[22:02:40] <~Yop> sex.
[22:02:41] <~Yop> er
[22:02:42] <~Yop> chat
[22:02:43] <Carlie> what*
[22:02:51] <Fangu> lol
[22:02:58] <Fangu> I want you on call
[22:03:04] <Fangu> in a call
[22:03:05] <Fangu> wait
[22:03:07] <Soak> We can probably all do that for the BC thing Cam wants to do
[22:03:09] <~Yop> call girls.
[22:03:19] <Fangu> yeah that would be pretty cool
[22:03:26] <Carlie> 'on call'? Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
[22:03:55] <Fangu> XD
[22:04:01] <Fangu> I knew that came out wrong the moment I saw it
[22:04:07] <~Yop>

 

[Fangu]

Hey, I'm Englishstically challenged

 

[Carlie]

That has nothing to do with asking for sex from lovely ladies who would all probably say yes btw.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Englishstically challenged... or Freudian Slip?!

 

[Fangu]

<Soak> 8====D /\(|)/\
<Soak> 8====D---

 

[Cthulhu]

I see Soak is predictable as ever?


As my mom likes to say, "A dirty mind is a joy forever",

 

[Lex]

Leafe I thought about getting a Vita someday, but I'm a little wary. The PSP controls really hurt my hands. They're far too small for my giant-ness. How are the Vita controls?
00:53 Satsubutt apparently much better
00:53 Satsubutt but idk for sho
00:54 GhostX cats are awesome
00:54 GhostX especially in their batting
00:54 Leafe LEXINGTON.
00:54 Leafe LEXICON.
00:54 Satsubutt not when they bat important shit
00:54 Satsubutt >:
00:54 Leafe LEXIDOPTERA.
00:54 Leafe LEXIT STRATEGY.
00:54 Leafe > w>;
00:54 Satsubutt LEXIPLEURODON
00:54 PrinceLex what
00:54 Satsubutt LEXISAURUS
00:55 PrinceLex oh
00:55 PrinceLex vita controls
00:55 PrinceLex they're awesome
00:55 GhostX LEXIBILITY
00:55 Leafe Indeedy
00:55 PrinceLex analogue sticks etc
00:55 Leafe How are they compared to the PSP?
00:55 Leafe Oh good.
00:55 PrinceLex bigger
00:55 PrinceLex fatter
00:55 Leafe Because that little fucking nub on the PSP
00:55 Leafe Was a bunch of bullshit
00:55 GhostX TYRANNOSAURUS LEX
00:56 Leafe LEXTRA, LEXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT
00:56 GhostX LEXICAN DRUG CARTLES
00:56 PrinceLex omg
00:56 Leafe LEXCEPTIONAL
00:56 GhostX urm
00:56 PrinceLex I'm lost
00:56 GhostX CARTELS
00:56 PrinceLex in mass effect
00:56 PrinceLex grrrr
00:58 GhostX LEXAGONAL
00:58 PrinceLex good god
00:59 Leafe ELEXTROSTATIC SHOCK
01:00 GhostX LEXTILLION
01:00 Leafe LEXTURE
01:01 GhostX LEXTON
01:01 Leafe VOODOO LEX
01:01 GhostX LEX ZEPPELIN
01:02 Leafe LEXTORAL MUSCLES

 

[Soakette]

[13:54:01] <Soak> Wow, I really want to win this dont I?
[13:54:03] <Soak> lol
[13:54:14] <Cthulhu> Yes, yes you do.
[13:54:23] <Aaron> Yes, you do
[13:54:36] <awayFangu> next year there should be a "most desperate for an award" award
[13:54:59] <Soak> LMFAO!
[13:55:03] <Soak> Thats so mean
[13:55:34] <Cthulhu> And off course a &#65533;Most desperate for n00dz&#65533;-award.
[13:55:38] <Soak> Ill probably lose to Fangu anyway

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

[13:54:01][13:54:36] <awayFangu> next year there should be a "most desperate for an award" award

If ever this becomes a thing, I must advocate that we all vote for the least desperate person nominated and leave the TRUE MOAST DESPERATU EVA! person to rot for the evulz

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

[13:54:01]
[13:54:36] <awayFangu> next year there should be a "most desperate for an award" award
/QUOTE]

If there were, I'd have that one in the bag. There's a reason I've voted for myslef in all the awards I can vote for myself in so far.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

If ever this becomes a thing, I must advocate that we all vote for the least desperate person nominated and leave the TRUE MOAST DESPERATU EVA! person Matt to rot for the evulz

Fixxed that for m'self

 

[Kai Schulen]

Ryu, Shad and Red presents...

THE ALMIGHTY RHYMEATHON SLAMATHONAI

[09:51am] Ryulappy: NOW, WE MUST FIGHT TO THE PIE
[09:51am] Shademp: I'D RATHER DIE!
[09:52am] Ryulappy: VERY WELL THEN. MORE PIE FOR ME.
[09:52am] Red: FIE I SAY, FIE
[09:52am] Shademp: OH HAI
[09:52am] Red: HAI THOUGH SOON I MUST SAY BAI
[09:52am] Ryulappy: BUT WHY?
[09:53am] Shademp: IF YOU LEAVE YOU GONNA MAKE ME CRY
[09:53am] Red: I WISH I COULD LIE
[09:53am] Red: LIE DOWN AND DREAM OF DAYS GONE BY
[09:54am] Ryulappy: THEN ALL YOU MUST DO IS TRY
[09:55am] Shademp: THIS SITUATION IS SURE TO GO AWRY
[09:55am] Red: MY OH MY
[09:56am] Shademp: THAT RYU, WHAT A GUY
[09:57am] Red: THE END IS NIGH
[09:57am] Shademp: WHEN ALL SHALL BE DRY
[09:58am] Red: CAN WE AT LEAST GET SOME BREAD THAT IS RYE?
[09:59am] Shademp: "NO, HEAVENS NO", SAID STEPHEN FRY
[10:03am] Red: NO RYE BREAD IS WHAT MAKES ME SCREAM INTO THE SKY
[10:04am] Shademp: THEN I SHALL FIND SOME FOR YOU, WITH THE HELP OF A SPY
[10:05am] Shademp: WHO CAN SPY WITH HIS LITTLE EYE
[10:06am] Ryulappy: I SHALL GIVE AID WITH THE EYES OF A FLY.
[10:06am] Red: BUT CAN HE SPY WITH HIS LITTLE EYE WHILE HE IS HIGH?
[10:10am] Shademp: SURE HE CAN, WHILE ALSO WATCHING SCI-FI
[10:12am] Red: WOW THAT SURE SOUNDS KAWAII
[10:13am] Ryulappy: HE LEARNED ALL HE KNOWS FROM NELLIE BLY
[10:15am] Shademp: THAT LADY, YES, WHO WOULD ALWAYS PRY
[10:16am] Ryulappy: https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B35Nk8-IqCzBbGhmV3VGTUVFZ1E/edit
[10:26am] Shademp: RYU, FOR BREAKING THE RHYME, FACE THE PUNISHMENT OF KORIDAI
[10:31am] Ryulappy: I DID NOT BREAK THE RHYME, FOR IT IS BIOLO-GY
[11:08am] Fangu joined the chat room.
[11:08am] Fangu was promoted to operator by ChanServ.
[11:10am] Ryulappy: Arhar, Fanglai
[11:10am] Fangu: haihai
[11:27am] PrinceLex joined the chat room.
[11:28am] Red: He has appeared, a Lex-ai!
[11:33am] PrinceLex: hahaha hi
[11:34am] Fangu: haai
[11:41am] Ryulappy: Mine work internet is slower than threading a camel through a needle's eye

 

[Lex]

I also unintentionally rhymed, and didn't even realise this until now

 

[Carlie]

Yop's power trip, Xmas edition:

[19:01:04] <~Cthulhu>
[19:01:10] <Satsufeis> silly yoppee.
[19:01:12] <Carlie> You will pay for this
[19:01:17] <~Cthulhu> You dare question my authority?
[19:01:20] <Carlie> No boobies for you
[19:01:21] Satsufeis was kicked by Cthulhu (Cthulhu).
[19:01:27] <~Cthulhu> sadfeisu
[19:01:44] <@Fangu> Yop you're forgetting to add a cook kick message
[19:01:47] <@Fangu> cool
[19:01:54] <~Cthulhu> Oh right, sorry about that.
[19:01:56] <Carlie> That will teach you not to mess with me
[19:02:09] Fangu was kicked by Cthulhu (FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FOREIGNERS I HATE FOREIGNERS AAAA ANGERFEISUUUU).
[19:02:18] <~Cthulhu>
[19:02:37] Aaron|afk is now known as Aaron.
[19:02:39] <~Cthulhu> Making friends like a boss.
[19:02:45] <Aaron> no boobies? :<
[19:02:47] <~Cthulhu> What?
[19:02:53] Aaron was kicked by Cthulhu (NO NAMECHANGES YOU CUNT).
[19:03:12] Aaron joined the channel.
[19:03:13] <Aaron> :<
[19:03:20] <~Cthulhu> hnnng power trip
[19:03:31] <Aaron> what are we supposed to do without boobies :<
[19:03:38] Fangu joined the channel.
[19:03:38] ChanServ sets mode +o Fangu
[19:03:39] <~Cthulhu> wank to shitty porn?
[19:03:42] <Carlie> Blame Yop
[19:03:48] <~Cthulhu> also wb <3
[19:03:52] <Aaron> shitty porn is shitty :<
[19:04:02] <~Cthulhu> Indeed. That&#65533;s why it&#65533;s caled shitty
[19:04:06] <~Cthulhu> Also, nom power trip

 

[Cthulhu]

I'm gonna ban you for that.

 

[Carlie]

Bring it on dirty tentacle Grinch.

 

[Carlie]

I have a lesbian harem apparently:

[19:49:17] <Carlie> What about Farscape?
[19:49:17] <~Cthulhu> &#65533;MY SHOW, I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT&#65533;
[19:49:25] <~Cthulhu> this is response to people dissing Wesley Crusher
[19:49:29] <~Cthulhu> Also Farscape <3
[19:49:41] <~Cthulhu> it&#65533;s totally made by a dude on LSD
[19:49:45] <~Cthulhu> and/or worse
[19:49:52] <~Cthulhu> and/or Ozzies.
[19:50:12] <Ryoko> I concur. Farscape was amazing.
[19:50:33] <Ryoko> BRB
[19:50:42] <~Cthulhu> BREAK THE DAM
[19:50:44] <~Cthulhu> RELEASE THE RIVER
[19:51:20] <Carlie> You're my kind of lady then
[19:51:23] <Carlie>
[19:51:54] <~Cthulhu> ITT: Carlie adds another willing victim to her lesbian harem,
[19:52:12] <satsubutt> lolo\
[19:52:18] <Carlie> Oh they're not victims my friend :awe:
[19:52:57] <~Cthulhu> You deny the perversities you put them through?
[19:53:03] <~Cthulhu> oh wait nvm

 

[Cthulhu]

Except that moar than 3/4th of your excerpt have nothing to do with your harem, but with random LotR and Star Wars remarks,

 

[Carlie]

What? Is the dirty tentacle jealous because he's not part of the harem?