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Carlie

Carlie

CltrAltDelicious
AKA
Chloe Frazer
Why Yop is called a dirty tentacle:

lly, I tittered a bit.
[21:39:05] <~Cthulhu> [23:30] <Ryulappy> How old is the Magespawn?
[21:39:05] <~Cthulhu> [23:31] <Ryoko> four and a half.
[21:39:05] <~Cthulhu> [23:31] <Carlie> My little brother used to take off his clothes when he was little
[21:39:05] <~Cthulhu> [23:32] <Carlie> And run around naked outside because he didn't want a shower
[21:39:06] <~Cthulhu> [23:32] <Ryoko> Josh does it all the time. My brothers never grew out of it.
[21:39:08] <~Cthulhu> [23:32] <Cthulhu> :mon:
[21:39:10] <~Cthulhu> [23:34] <Carlie> My other brother still does it from time to time, he's 20
[21:39:12] <~Cthulhu> [23:35] <Ryoko> Hehe, my older brother is 32. Still does it.
[21:39:14] <~Cthulhu> [23:35] <Ryoko> My mama is a saint.
[21:39:16] <~Cthulhu> [23:35] <Carlie> lol
[21:39:18] <~Cthulhu> [23:35] <Carlie> Brother they never fail to make one laugh
[21:39:20] <~Cthulhu> [23:35] <Carlie> brothers*
[21:39:22] <~Cthulhu> [23:35] <Cthulhu> I once saw my old housemate naked. My door was open and he didn&#65533;t think I was home. Was right next to the bathroom. He&#65533;s a five foot skinny guy with an eight inch cock or something. DO NOT WANT.
[21:39:27] <~Cthulhu> [23:35] <Cthulhu> Mine fails, but then, he&#65533;s depressed and angry, :mon:
[21:39:29] <~Cthulhu> [23:35] <Cthulhu> then again, he has his moments :mon:
[21:39:31] <~Cthulhu> [23:37] <Carlie> I find it interesting that you know the exact size of his cock :mon:
[21:39:33] <~Cthulhu> [23:37] <Ryoko> I didn't want to say.......
[21:39:35] <~Cthulhu> [23:37] <Cthulhu> Rough estimate.
[21:39:37] <~Cthulhu> [23:38] <Carlie> Are you sure?
[21:39:39] <~Cthulhu> [23:38] <Cthulhu> also no u
[21:39:41] <~Cthulhu> [23:38] <Ryoko> Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. Lol.
[21:39:43] <~Cthulhu> [23:38] <Cthulhu> No, :mon:
[21:39:45] <~Cthulhu> [23:38] <Carlie> face it you walked right into that one
[21:39:47] <~Cthulhu> [23:38] <Cthulhu> Indeed.
[21:39:49] <~Cthulhu> [23:38] <Ryoko> BAM!
[21:39:51] <~Cthulhu> [23:38] <Cthulhu> It&#65533;s how I roll.
[21:39:53] <~Cthulhu> [23:38] <Ryoko> Hehe.
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<Splintered> I like how Cthulhu writes cocks after "I felt it appropiate"
[21:13:59] <Splintered> It leaves me to imagine what the rest of the conversation is about
[21:14:05] <Splintered> It is beautiful in my head
[21:14:13] <Splintered> There's crying and occasionally there's unicorns
[21:14:39] <Ryoko> OMG pork pie, fucking delicious.
[21:14:50] <Ryoko> Now who's the king of pop bitch?
[21:14:53] <Carlie> Well he did mentioned before knowing the exact size of a guy's penis
[21:14:54] <~Cthulhu> No, I use the word cocks in order to drive women slash people crazy and talk about tits instead.
[21:15:04] <~Cthulhu> *approximate / guessed
[21:15:04] <~Cthulhu> no u
[21:15:10] <Carlie> :mon:
[21:15:14] <Ryoko> I witnessed it, it happened.
[21:15:19] <~Cthulhu> no, i
[21:15:20] <~Cthulhu> u
[21:15:22] <~Cthulhu> fuck
[21:15:31] <Carlie> Oh fuck indeed
[21:15:32] <Ryoko> lawls
[21:15:51] <~Cthulhu> who the fuck thought it convenient to put the I right next to the U anyway?
[21:16:10] <Ryoko> some romantic geek.
[21:16:15] <Carlie> People that don't use no u all the time? :mon:
[21:16:25] <Ryoko> precisely.
[21:16:27] <~Cthulhu> no u
[21:16:29] <~Cthulhu> :mon:
[21:16:38] <Ryoko> *twiddles tache*
[21:16:45] <Carlie> Would've been much funnier if you had typed no i again
[21:16:59] <~Cthulhu> no u :mon:
[21:17:11] <~Cthulhu> Also I can type no u :mon: with just one hand. I feel accomplished.
[21:17:14] <Ryoko> That is a taste sensation.
[21:17:15] <Carlie> Most predictable award well deserved
[21:17:19] <~Cthulhu> Before you wonder, the other is used to support my head.
[21:17:19] <~Cthulhu> no u
[21:17:35] <Carlie> I wonder what the other hand is doing then
[21:17:42] <~Cthulhu> supporting my head
[21:17:44] <~Cthulhu> because lazy
[21:17:45] <~Cthulhu> no u
[21:17:51] <Carlie> Head? :mon:
[21:17:58] <Ryoko> Oh, stop being a tit, I've been typing one-handed for ten minutes now.
[21:18:34] <Ryoko> Mmm, finger-licking good.
[21:18:43] <~Cthulhu> ...tmi? :mon:
[21:18:43] <Carlie> To my understanding men have more than one head
[21:18:56] <~Cthulhu> The big one
[21:18:59] <~Cthulhu> With the brain
[21:19:03] <Carlie> Well....
[21:19:04] <satsubutt> and the little one
[21:19:08] <~Cthulhu> ...wait, that doesn&#65533;t actually specify anything, does it? :mon:
[21:19:14] <satsubutt> that has a skull
[21:19:19] <satsubutt> GIGGLESNORT
[21:19:24] <~Cthulhu> huu huu huu
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Cthulhu

Cthulhu

Administrator
AKA
Yop
You forgot the important bits:

[02:26] <Carlie> Yop if you give me the script you'll be the first to see the pics of my boobies
[...]
[02:27] <Carlie> I swear I'm telling the truth
[02:27] <Carlie> I'll even take one now if you do
[...]
[02:27] <Carlie> script then pics
[...]
[02:30] <Ryoko> I could go on an epic bewbage spree.
[...]
[02:34] <Ryoko> Handover the script and I'll give you a full frontal.
[02:34] <Ryoko> You know I'm capable of it.
[...]
[02:37] <Ryoko> I OFFERED FULL FRONTAL.
[...]
[02:40] <Carlie> And as promised I will give you boobs
[02:41] <Ryoko> Screencapp'd for posterity.
[02:41] <Carlie> Cause I'm a woman of my word
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Carlie

Carlie

CltrAltDelicious
AKA
Chloe Frazer
You're conveniently forgetting the parts were you rejected my deal:

[21:28:16] <~Cthulhu> Hah no :mon:
[21:28:56] <Carlie> Then the male members of the forum will find out that boob pics was not supplied to them because Yop is a dirty tentacle

[21:29:11] <~Cthulhu> They&#65533;ll survive, :mon:
[21:29:30] <~Cthulhu> After all, they&#65533;ve survived not getting any n00dz for years.

[21:29:59] <Carlie> But now they've gotten used to getting boobs they will not want that taken from them
[21:30:02] <Ryoko> shit's harsh.
[21:30:21] <~Cthulhu> But they&#65533;re not used to getting boobs; no u.
[21:30:45] <Ryoko> I could go on an epic bewbage spree.
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Cthulhu

Cthulhu

Administrator
AKA
Yop
[18:31] <Ryoko> I'm here for ten minutes, what do you want to do?
[18:32] <Ryoko> *wink*
[18:32] <Cthulhu> I have an idea
[18:32] * You are now known as Bloodninja
[18:32] <Ryoko> Orly?
[18:32] <Bloodninja> Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
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You probably know what happens next, :monster:
 
Mage

Mage

She/They
AKA
Mage
Probably the most forceful discussion ever typed by Yop. He's never told me to take off my panties before....
 
Ryushikaze

Ryushikaze

Deus Admiral Parsimonious, PHD, DDS, MD, JD, OBE
AKA
Tim, Ryu
The stats now show the 20 most active chatters, and I'm working on automating updates.
 
Cthulhu

Cthulhu

Administrator
AKA
Yop
And in today's episodes of quotes pulled completely out of context:

[18:26] &#57344; Now talking on #tls
[18:26] <Soak> PrinceLex1! Going to finish now!
[18:26] <PrinceLex> how exciting soak!
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Cthulhu

Cthulhu

Administrator
AKA
Yop
On a similar note:

[22:48] <GhostX> ooo, social awkwardness
[22:48] <GhostX> what better excuse than to talk to her
[22:49] <GhostX> <redacted for the lulz>
[22:49] <GhostX> "A number 2 all over!"
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[22:51] <Red> I got my sheep pregnant.
[22:51] <Red> but...
[22:51] <Red> I need more sheep....
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Lex

Lex

Administrator
We all have our own little language quirks

[14:46:14] Ryulappy joined the channel.
[15:15:29] <Ryulappy> Blargha
[16:45:34] Soak joined the channel.
[16:49:38] <Ryulappy> Soakledoaken
[16:52:28] <Soak> Hiddy Ho
[16:58:21] <PrinceLex> I see the beastliness of the LTD has been fully awai/awaku
[17:06:29] <Ryulappy> Something like that, yes.
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Cthulhu

Cthulhu

Administrator
AKA
Yop
On magespawn after epic no u battle said:
[23:25] <Ryoko> HE WON'T GO TO BED. FUCK YOU FREEK.
[23:25] <Ryoko> :P
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mission-accomplished.jpg
 
Mage

Mage

She/They
AKA
Mage
Actually, it was more:

Ryoko: Josh, bedtime darling
Josh: NO!
Ryoko: Come on darling, it's way past your bedtime
Josh: NO! Don't wanna go bed!
Ryoko: JOSHUA. BED.
Josh: *strangled noise* waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ryoko: That's it, let's get your PJs on.
Josh: no want my PJs on. :(
Ryoko: (I'm gonna kill that Dutch wanker)
 
Cthulhu

Cthulhu

Administrator
AKA
Yop
I'd propose a NO U if he ever denies you again, but chances are you'd be going at it for half an hour :monster:
 
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