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[Cthulhu]

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[Lex]

<Fangu> I'm at that gamefaqs thread getting into XIII-2 stuffs
<SecondLex> someone needs to take that game away from you
<SecondLex> someone that isn't me
<SecondLex> becuase i'm more likely to make you play it
<Cthulhu_>
<Cthulhu_> yeah, come play eve, I can give you an extended trial / a freebie
<Cthulhu_> like drugs lolo
<Cthulhu_> except less endorphin release
<SecondLex> want some ff13
<SecondLex> i know a guy

 

[Carlie]

[19:40:23] <@Ryu> Are we priming the Carlie signal?
[19:40:36] <GhostX> there is such a thing as the Carlie signal?
[19:40:52] <GhostX> is it a poorly written plot device?
[19:41:05] <@Ryu> Mention Pizza, Claudia Black, or Porn enough
[19:41:27] <Fangu> lol!
[19:41:42] <Fangu> hi Ryu
[19:41:53] <GhostX> ooo
[19:42:10] <GhostX> Claudia Black is also from the future.
[19:42:33] <GhostX> should have guessed, considering the Australianess of Farscape.
[19:42:59] <GhostX> what kind of pizza are you going to have, Fangu?
[19:43:30] <Carlie> I suddenly got an urge to check the chat before I went into the shower, now I know why
[19:43:38] <Carlie> *disappears*
[19:43:50] <GhostX> wow, Ryu, you are on the ball.

You people know me too well.

 

[Kai Schulen]

Spoiler: Plot TWEEST: Everybody is Username

[10:59pm] Username1: XD
[10:59pm] theoriginalunsername: muhahaha
[10:59pm] Username3: That should be screencapped.
[10:59pm] Username1: I'M USERNAME1!!1ONE!!!
[11:00pm] Username2: Done. Just waiting on Roogle, if s/he would like to join in the hilarity!?
[11:00pm] theoriginalunsername: That's right bitches, I've taken over IRC
[11:00pm] Username3: we usernames are in your irc stealing all your base n' shit
[11:00pm] Username1: You have no chance to survive
[11:01pm] theoriginalunsername: We are the hero TLS deserves but not the one it needs right now
[11:02pm] Username1: We are Username.
[11:02pm] Username3: xD
[11:02pm] Username3: All Your Usernames Belong to Us.
[11:03pm] Username1: Username rush!
[11:03pm] Username1: kekekekekekekekeke
[11:04pm] Username2: lol
[11:04pm] theoriginalunsername: Our name is username for we are many
[11:04pm] Username3: Resistance of the Username is futile.
[11:05pm] Username1: We will add your username to ouw own
[11:05pm] Username1: *our
[11:08pm] Username1: TLS Wars 2: The Username Wars
[11:08pm] Username3: XDDDD
[11:08pm] theoriginalunsername: We impose order on the chaos of TLS evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.
[11:09pm] Username2: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v114/NebetSeta/TLSsmartass1.png
[11:09pm] Username2: We are immortalized.
[11:09pm] Username2: ... As Username.
[11:10pm] Username1: Username High
[11:10pm] Username1: High School full of Usernames
[11:11pm] Username1: Here's a Username
[11:11pm] Username1: There's a Username
[11:11pm] Username1: And a 'nother little Username
[11:12pm] Username1: Fuzzy Username
[11:12pm] Username1: Funny Username
[11:12pm] Username1: Username
[11:12pm] Username1: Username
[11:12pm] Username1: BAN!
[11:13pm] Username2:
[11:15pm] Username3: Username regenerated!
[11:15pm] Username3: also pic is valid. <3
[11:16pm] Username1: Username is a Time Lord
[11:17pm] Username1: and Username is his next regeneration
[11:19pm] Username3: oh he got bannoerzed

Guess which Username was who~~~~~~~?

 

[Flintlock]

Guess which Username was who~~~~~~~?

There's no way anyone could possibly know!

 

[Captain Jack Harkness]

Spoiler: Plot TWEEST: Everybody is Username

[10:59pm] Username1: XD
[10:59pm] theoriginalunsername: muhahaha
[10:59pm] Username3: That should be screencapped.
[10:59pm] Username1: I'M USERNAME1!!1ONE!!!
[11:00pm] Username2: Done. Just waiting on Roogle, if s/he would like to join in the hilarity!?
[11:00pm] theoriginalunsername: That's right bitches, I've taken over IRC
[11:00pm] Username3: we usernames are in your irc stealing all your base n' shit
[11:00pm] Username1: You have no chance to survive
[11:01pm] theoriginalunsername: We are the hero TLS deserves but not the one it needs right now
[11:02pm] Username1: We are Username.
[11:02pm] Username3: xD
[11:02pm] Username3: All Your Usernames Belong to Us.
[11:03pm] Username1: Username rush!
[11:03pm] Username1: kekekekekekekekeke
[11:04pm] Username2: lol
[11:04pm] theoriginalunsername: Our name is username for we are many
[11:04pm] Username3: Resistance of the Username is futile.
[11:05pm] Username1: We will add your username to ouw own
[11:05pm] Username1: *our
[11:08pm] Username1: TLS Wars 2: The Username Wars
[11:08pm] Username3: XDDDD
[11:08pm] theoriginalunsername: We impose order on the chaos of TLS evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.
[11:09pm] Username2: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...Ssmartass1.png
[11:09pm] Username2: We are immortalized.
[11:09pm] Username2: ... As Username.
[11:10pm] Username1: Username High
[11:10pm] Username1: High School full of Usernames
[11:11pm] Username1: Here's a Username
[11:11pm] Username1: There's a Username
[11:11pm] Username1: And a 'nother little Username
[11:12pm] Username1: Fuzzy Username
[11:12pm] Username1: Funny Username
[11:12pm] Username1: Username
[11:12pm] Username1: Username
[11:12pm] Username1: BAN!
[11:13pm] Username2:
[11:15pm] Username3: Username regenerated!
[11:15pm] Username3: also pic is valid. <3
[11:16pm] Username1: Username is a Time Lord
[11:17pm] Username1: and Username is his next regeneration
[11:19pm] Username3: oh he got bannoerzed

Guess which Username was who~~~~~~~?

just....why?

 

[Fangu]

There's no way anyone could possibly know!

The only unknown is Username1, but this person hints at posting in this thread, so

 

[Cthulhu]

And here we were thinking Roogle was Username,

 

[Arianna]

just....why?

I for one was in a rare smart ass mood. I did state in that same thread that I feel bad for Username. Enough of me covering my butt.

There's no way anyone could possibly know!

Party pooper!

 

[Cthulhu]

[12:54] <GhostX> I figure you work in an office
[12:54] <GhostX> or something
[12:55] <GhostX> do describe it =p
[12:58] <Fangu> networks
[12:58] <Fangu> data traffic, voice lines, etc
[12:58] <Fangu> fault handling
[13:02] <GhostX> are there any plants? pictures? =p
[13:04] <GhostX> venetian blinds? =p
[13:08] <GhostX> carpet tiles?
[13:15] <GhostX> coffee machines?
[13:25] <GhostX> foot stools?
[13:26] <GhostX> air fresheners?
[13:26] <GhostX> golf balls?
[13:27] <GhostX> religious artifacts?
[13:28] <GhostX> tinsil?
[13:29] <GhostX> skeletons of long dead monarchs killed in battle?
[13:31] <GhostX> fruit bowls?
[13:33] <GhostX> government propaganda?
[13:34] <GhostX> furry dice?
[13:35] <GhostX> children's toys?
[13:35] <GhostX> chocolate?
[13:36] <GhostX> obsolete technology?
[13:36] <GhostX> hearing aids?
[13:36] <GhostX> glasses?
[13:38] <Fangu> there are a lot of monitors
[13:38] <Fangu> and recently, tortilla chips

 

[Carlie]

[21:01:57] <@Ryu> Whergleherble
[21:02:10] <@Aaron> Wharrgarbl?
[21:02:26] <@Ryu> Ner yer gers, ther merme;s whergherble.
[21:02:40] <@Ryu> I sewr ert ern ferchern
[21:02:52] <@Aaron> Oh so it's wharrgarbl mixed with ehrmahgerd?
[21:03:19] <@Ryu> Indeed
[21:03:28] <Carlie> This language I do not understand it
[21:03:38] <@Ryu> Meme!

I suspect they might be plotting to take over the world, if I disappear forever consider my suspicions to be true.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

How many world domination plans have we got going now? I lost count a long while back... and all those I bothered counting are mine

 

[Carlie]

[21:09:16] <GhostX> was the split amicable? =p
[21:10:06] <Marcus> Nah my pussy wouldn't settlw xd
[21:10:28] <Carlie> That is hilarious out of context
[21:10:59] <GhostX> perhaps you didn't stroke it enough, hurrhurrhurr
[21:11:01] <Marcus> Then I suceeded in what I aimed for.
[21:11:15] <GhostX> it didn't settle? Did you move?

Can you guess the context of these quotes? Welcome to IRC Marcus.

 

[Marcus]

I'll let everyone be the judge of that.

 

[Hisako]

I suspect they might be plotting to take over the world, if I disappear forever consider my suspicions to be true.

Reminded me of this.

 

[Fangu]

* Fangu has kicked Cthulhu_ from #tls (THERE WILL ONLY BE ME IN #TLS NOW)
* Fangu has kicked Marcus from #tls (THERE WILL ONLY BE ME IN #TLS NOW)
* Fangu has kicked PrinceLex from #tls (THERE WILL ONLY BE ME IN #TLS NOW)
* Fangu has kicked Roogle from #tls (THERE WILL ONLY BE ME IN #TLS NOW)
* Fangu has kicked Ryulappy from #tls (THERE WILL ONLY BE ME IN #TLS NOW)
* Fangu has kicked Ryu from #tls (THERE WILL ONLY BE ME IN #TLS NOW)
<Fangu> that was fun

 

[Cthulhu]

lulz, the stats picks out good ones too (somehow).

9:22 <Satsufeis> speaking of porn mode
9:22 <Satsufeis> it's time for me to go to sleep ;3
9:22 <Satsufeis> night night brah

<Octo> agg the krakken awakes

<Satsufeis[bidetconquerer]> here's to hoping i do not drown in cleanliness

 

[Carlie]

Fangu mad with power, so sexy.

 

[Hisako]

Wait I wrote what now

what the fuck is a bidet

 

[Ghost X]

It is what you hopefully have if you don't have toilet paper.

 

[Hisako]

oh






ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man i had a sense of humour back then i guess

 

[Cthulhu]

what the fuck is a bidet

Isn't that the weird drinking water dispenser in fancy foreign hotel bathrooms?



...oh wait

 

[Fangu]

The bidet is yet another elephant from the 80's. I remember my mother's coolest friends had one. It meant you had space in your bathroom for it, meaning a big place, meaning you had money

 

[Hisako]

OH I REMEMBER NOW

that was years ago, at a fancy hotel in Hong Kong :3

 

[Cthulhu]

Ryu's IRC history goes way back. HE KNOWS ALL