SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

nars305

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The Denzel stuff is nuts.

I have never in my life experienced a piece of media where I rejected the narrative to make it “enjoyable” (?) for myself.

FF7 is a fun story, love it, but it’s not some ground breaking story to me. Maybe it was back then, but as a new fan, no. The story is not that hard to grasp, the relationships aren’t that hard to grasp, it’s a simple narrative (told well and acted well). So some of the stuff I see is just so obtuse. I see this sometimes on the cloti side but I’m more forgiving to it because it’s unnecessary when Cloud and Tifa have so much on their side. But the clerith side I see some of the craziest things.
 

Yoru

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Something else in regard to Denzel:

Cleriths love to say that Denzel is supposed to be Cloud and Aerith's child because of how he looks. The funniest part is though, using that criteria, Denzel could just as easily be Zack and Aerith's (brown haired mother and blue eyed father)

Nevermind that Denzel's parents kind of resemble Cloud and Tifa, they just look more normal/side character-y.


I swear Marlene's hair being styled like Aerith's isn't a coincidence, right? And that it's actually Tifa who does her hair like that, not Cloud?

Aerti rise up!

But it's stupid because we've already seen their natural parents. For both of them. They didn't come into the world by the action of the holy spirit. I just think it's cringe.

Marlene: Has known Aerith 30min in her life while Tifa has looked after her since she was a baby. Still slept under bridges while Aerith took care of her flowers.

Denzel: Lost his parents when the Sector 7 plate fell. Calls Cloud and Tifa his parents. Literally their way of redeeming their "mistakes" as they feel responsible for the plate falling. Bro goes one-on-one barehanded against Bahamut when Tifa is injured.

I just think it's dirty to come behind this and impose this bullshit. Respect yourself.
 

nars305

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Tifa = NPC behavior /s

It’s always bizarre how hard they fight the idea that Cloud and Tifa are parents to an adopted son and guardians of Marlene.
It’s strange to me that easy to understand things are debated by some people. They are a family…it’s not that hard to understand that Cloud and Tifa are parental figures.

Edit: I will say, I do understand WHY it’s debated. If you dislike Cloud and Tifa then of course you choose not to see them as people who raise kids together. It’s the same people who don’t see that they are an item when all is said and done.
 

blink-07

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It’s strange to me that easy to understand things are debated by some people. They are a family…it’s not that hard to understand that Cloud and Tifa are parental figures.

Edit: I will say, I do understand WHY it’s debated. If you dislike Cloud and Tifa then of course you choose not to see them as people who raise kids together. It’s the same people who don’t see that they are an item when all is said and done.
They choose to ignore the compilation narrative to feed their head canon.

Edit: honestly just let them be, it’s not worth getting riled up over. Like, I doubt they’ll change their minds, I don’t know if they have the maturity to? Everyone ends up with their respected partners. Yet somehow they twist it to fit their own narrative lol it’s so weird.
 

abzy1200

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Between Ultimanias, developer statements, characters themselves etc. it has been stated ad nauseam at this point that Cloud, Tifa, Denzel, and Marlene are a family unit. With Cloud as the father figure and Tifa as the mother figure.

Here's just one example of many:
Cloud, Marlene and Denzel sat around their usual table. You could say they resembled a young father with his two children.

New level of delusional to deny this much official material, it's practically spoon-fed at this point
 

pxl_pushr

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Between Ultimanias, developer statements, characters themselves etc. it has been stated ad nauseam at this point that Cloud, Tifa, Denzel, and Marlene are a family unit. With Cloud as the father figure and Tifa as the mother figure.

Here's just one example of many:
NoThinG’s CoNfiRmeD

FF7, the Mass Effect of FF if you talk to the wrong person about it lol
 

blink-07

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Between Ultimanias, developer statements, characters themselves etc. it has been stated ad nauseam at this point that Cloud, Tifa, Denzel, and Marlene are a family unit. With Cloud as the father figure and Tifa as the mother figure.

Here's just one example of many:
I think their argument is “family of friends” which holds true but they fail to realize who and see. There’s a visual narrative they ignore- cloud, tifa, Denzel share similar colour schemes, where barret and Marlene share same colour schemes— Marlene is being looked after by cloud and tifa so yes, they are a family of friends because they are taking care of barrets kiddo while they themselves are also a family unit.
 

abzy1200

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NoThinG’s CoNfiRmeD
"Nomura said he didn't care about Cloud and Tifa's relationship status 20 years ago! Forget the millions of other sources that state Cloud and Tifa are part of a family together, even ones from Nomura himself!"

I think their argument is “family of friends” which holds true but they fail to realize who and see. There’s a visual narrative they ignore- cloud, tifa, Denzel share similar colour schemes, where barret and Marlene share same colour schemes— Marlene is being looked after by cloud and tifa so yes, they are a family of friends because they are taking care of barrets kiddo while they themselves are also a family unit.
Courtesy of @Ryushikaze:

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Or well, Ryushikaze didn't make this one, but they made the one this is based off.
 
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blink-07

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"Nomura said he didn't care about Cloud and Tifa's relationship status 20 years ago! Forget the millions of other sources that state Cloud and Tifa are part of a family together, even ones from Nomura himself!"


Courtesy of @Ryushikaze:

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yup and I agree with this. The visual narrative that I mentioned in my comment reinforces this. Visual narrative being clothing of unity cloud-tifa-Denzel (black/grey/white), extended family Marlene+barret(light grey)
 

blink-07

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I never understood why they always push for aerith moving on (she does with great struggle) yet they won’t let cloud do the same? This is self-inserting right? Cuz the narrative doesn’t point that way where cloud is pining for aerith to be with her forever

I always thought aerith/cloud had a shallow relationship cuz it never explores the peaks and valleys. Maybe that’s why ppl are drawn to it- “it’s perfect” becuz those areas of confronting their relationship with zack/tifa with one another are never fully explored, along with traumas not explored, etc.
 

abzy1200

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On that note, it's always weird to me when people suggest that Cloud and Tifa can't be an item because Barret lives with them.

Like, ? I didn't know that Barret sleeping in the next room over precluded Cloud and Tifa from getting it on.

Cuz the narrative doesn’t point that way where cloud is pining for aerith to be with her forever
It shows juuuust enough of it, that if you ignore all of the context, it could be interpreted as such.

Which is exactly the point lmao.

Numerous questionable translations are also to blame. See; Tifa telling Cloud to drink in his room, and Cloud saying the Church is his place. When neither party said either of those things.
 

blink-07

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On that note, it's always weird to me when people suggest that Cloud and Tifa can't be an item because Barret lives with them.

Like, ? I didn't know that Barret sleeping in the next room over precluded Cloud and Tifa from getting it on.


It shows juuuust enough of it, that if you ignore all of the context, it could be interpreted as such.

Which is exactly the point lmao.

Numerous questionable translations are also to blame. See; Tifa telling Cloud to drink in his room, and Cloud saying the Church is his place. When neither party said either of those things.
So they cherry pick the negatives and ignore the context of everything that comes along with it? Lol..true fans. I love the part where they always quote the “do you love me” and he doesn’t answer and answers he loves Marlene no problem- and I’m like, so if he says he loves Marlene..what do you think Tifa means to him…of all the freaken ppl? And the fact he goes back to her at the end of advent children?????

Even if you don’t agree with the ship- at the end of the day cloud chooses to be with tifa and their little makeshift family.
 

pxl_pushr

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Pixel
"Nomura said he didn't care about Cloud and Tifa's relationship status 20 years ago! Forget the millions of other sources that state Cloud and Tifa are part of a family together, even ones from Nomura himself!"


Courtesy of @Ryushikaze:

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Or well, Ryushikaze didn't make this one, but they made the one this is based off.
It’s almost like these guys made an FF, finished the game, learned lessons from it, and moved on to the next creative project. It was how every one before it went down, and since ( maybe FFX was bigger deal? I dunno )

People treat FF7 really weird, and it’s probably why the veteran devs are like “fine, we’ll put all this to rest before I retire”
 

Someonesbunny

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I know that we generally like to differentiate the "debaters" from the "extremists, but the ongoing meltdowns of kissgate and "Tifa's not a mother so NOT-Happy-Mother's-Day-Tifa" or "Cloud still wants to die" sort of suggests that this is one of those instances where the extremists may actually more accurately define the group since it really feels like these extremes could be the logical conclusion of these debates.

I've seen enough to know that the absolute worst of the Cloti LTD extremists will always find a way to mischaracterize Aerith in some way or offload their own dislike of Aerith onto Cloud and say that "he deeply, deeply dislikes her" (which we know he doesn't). That being said, that's actually sort of all they end up doing - most of what I see when it comes to the debate are Clotis who are usually invested enough to be able to make direct citations, sometimes they get into debate pervert tactics too. They can be sort of mean and often kind of flippant about things and definitely joke about things like Aerith dying, but that's sort of light work in the realm of trolling. I also happen to believe that a lot of these people are the frustrated and embattled of the fandom who have, often cynically, decided to just fight fire with fire, or in this case, be bigger dicks to the current reigning dicks.

On the other hand, Clerith LTD extremists will do any or all of the following: mischaracterize Tifa to be cruel, villainous, or be an "unreliable narrator" and Cloud to be suicidal, quote non-canon materials (Maiden who etc. etc.), handwave canon materials (especially the newer materials like 2000 gil and ToTP), cherry-pick quotes (we can recently remember how they pick out "Tifa doesn't like Cloud" in ToTP and handily leave out the "Tifa learned that she does like Cloud and she actually likes him that way" statement only pages after), accept shoddy and citation-less interpretation as truth (recently, the likely Twitter bot-farmed "interpretation" of why the kiss doesn't matter again, just a couple of weeks ago), disregard inconvenient dev statements (like "the dates are a reflection of what Cloud would do..."), re-interpret dev statements to suggest what they would like them to suggest (... which led to "the dates are not canon anyway"), replace loaded in-script statements that do not benefit their ship to neutral statements (for example the "Cloud's true self comes out with Tifa" vs. "Cloud just speaks plainly to Tifa" debate in 2020, and vice versa for the inverse, naturally), suggest that native Japanese speakers do not know their own language because Japan is an alien and mystical place with an impenetrable and unknowable language laden with ritual and context (a place where intimacy by hand is better than intimacy by lips) (incidentally, this is also a BJ/HJ joke, special apologies to Madam M).

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A somewhat ancient example of this general lack of academic rigour was when Advent Children came out in the Venice Film Festival and someone went to watch it and went on to summarize the material incorrectly, but, if I'm not mistaken, this became the source of much of the misinformation going around about AC (specifically, "Cloud is suicidal"). The fact that these attitudes persist despite the fact that ACC exists and more materials are now readily available in official format rather than fan translation really makes this particularly frustrating.

God, I feel like there's so much more, but I am also not sure what else to say at this point that wouldn't just be a straight insult. Incidentally, I appreciate academic rigour over the absence of expertise so I would rather debates with some substantive argumentation. Most of the people I end up interacting with seem to have left their rebuttals at home.
 

Ryushikaze

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Tim, Ryu
"Nomura said he didn't care about Cloud and Tifa's relationship status 20 years ago! Forget the millions of other sources that state Cloud and Tifa are part of a family together, even ones from Nomura himself!"


Courtesy of @Ryushikaze:

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Or well, Ryushikaze didn't make this one, but they made the one this is based off.
Mine was quicker and jankier to demonstrate the point
 

Gym Leader Devil

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So, Denzel doesn't count? I don't know if formal adoption is a thing in the chaos of the world post Meteor, but the boy considers her and Cloud his new mom and dad.

If formal adoption exists, Reeve and the WRO would cut that red tape in a heartbeat.

I mean, given that she's still as far as I'm aware still obsessing over my old article (and claiming it's been retracted which, fuck, no I did not) I think we may have a solid diagnosis.

Let us hope she one day admits to having a problem and gets help.

now then, I have a great idea on how to deal with crazy shippers who insist Canon ships are incorrect, and I think it might also be able to balance the budget.

Oh that's one of my favorite Carlin bits. Like to me that goes above classics like A Place for Your Stuff.

Until there's fire. Then escape and rage like you were denied cake.

You will never be equalled, Chell. May your belligerent tenacity inspire us always.

Here's to good memories all around.

I'll drink to that! Roll CON.

And WOTC either getting their head out their ass or Tabletop moving away from their bullshit. Maybe both.

The best thing about playing 2nd Edition is it not mattering to me what WOTC or anyone else does :monster: Though obviously i agree despite that.

Some arguments age like fine wine. Some age like Milk on a hot stove under a heat lamp.

If only they were making cheese instead. It could go with their whine.

I'll Rev up the chainsaws.

I'll go Medic and bring a bonesaw for m'self. Either way, it's gonna get messy.

The purity spirals are also getting more extreme, it seems.

Extremism is bad y'all. Never forget.

I mean, it's all free association theater up in here. You get used to it after awhile.

Too true. I forget who all we had actually. I know we had The Thing, Nightcrawler, Wolverine...
 

Ryeleigh

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I think their argument is “family of friends” which holds true but they fail to realize who and see. There’s a visual narrative they ignore- cloud, tifa, Denzel share similar colour schemes, where barret and Marlene share same colour schemes— Marlene is being looked after by cloud and tifa so yes, they are a family of friends because they are taking care of barrets kiddo while they themselves are also a family unit.
The Marlene situation is basically the equivalent of all the manga/anime where a character moves in with relatives for school or some other excuse. But I guess that's just stealing her from Barret or proving that Cloud and Tifa aren't a real family. :mon:
 

null

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"They don't say it in the movie. I don't care about your book shit"

Yeah. That's a real argument.

But, but Barret told Denzel to look after mother. It’s like, his first line in the movie and stuff.

“Well clearly he didn’t mean Tifa.”

Not the woman Denzel was with a second ago? The one using her body to shield him? The one he lives with and puts food on his table? The reason he’s bloodlusted and charging a dragon? I mean there’s literally no one else here right?

“Aerith is Denzel’s mother so that is clearly who Barret meant.”

… is it actually made clear anywhere that Denzel knows Aerith is his mother? Is Barret telling him to metaphorically look after his dead mother? But Denzel has two dead mothers, won’t he get mixed up? Are we sure Denzel and Barret are on the same page here? Also if they’re not talking about Tifa, isn’t that kind of a random thing to bring up in the moment?

Each new answer unlocks new mysteries…
 

Yoru

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But, but Barret told Denzel to look after mother. It’s like, his first line in the movie and stuff.

“Well clearly he didn’t mean Tifa.”

Not the woman Denzel was with a second ago? The one using her body to shield him? The one he lives with and puts food on his table? The reason he’s bloodlusted and charging a dragon? I mean there’s literally no one else here right?

“Aerith is Denzel’s mother so that is clearly who Barret meant.”

… is it actually made clear anywhere that Denzel knows Aerith is his mother? Is Barret telling him to metaphorically look after his dead mother? But Denzel has two dead mothers, won’t he get mixed up? Are we sure Denzel and Barret are on the same page here? Also if they’re not talking about Tifa, isn’t that kind of a random thing to bring up in the moment?

Each new answer unlocks new mysteries…

I'm sorry but in English he's saying "You look after Mama" just after his entrance.

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As always Cloud

And remember. Denzel drank from the Lake. He has Jenova cells now. When he's watching Tifa, he is in fact seeing his mother Aerith. That's part of Sephiroth plan. I could explain now but I have no time.
 

pxl_pushr

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I'm sorry but in English he's saying "You look after Mama" just after his entrance.

Mighty
Aeris
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As always Cloud

And remember. Denzel drank from the Lake. He has Jenova cells now. When he's watching Tifa, he is in fact seeing his mother Aerith. That's part of Sephiroth plan. I could explain now but I have no time.
The lesson of Advent Children: never drink the koolaid
 
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