LTD, round 3: This time, we settle it with Jello Wrestling

[Vendel]

I can't see what's ambiguous about the Reunion Files. They speak about them rather bluntly as a couple in crisis, even calling Tifa a koibito. They only see ambiguity because they twist all those quotes.

Like Vendel, I'm puzzled why there's no soul searching. Don't they get tired of not taking any quote or scan at face value, and instead having to put their heads together to find an alternate meaning?

Can they honestly not see that they're doing that? Every single time?

Which gives me an idea. We need a list of all these supposedly ambiguous quotes. With a wonderful little Clerith explanation vs the canoncloti one. Then keeping the new information in mind ask them which one makes more sense.

EX1: "One thing for certain, Cloud and Tifa would be together"
Clerith:TALKING ABOUT LOCATION ONLY!

EX2: "Tifa is like any woman left behind by a man"
Clerith: ..... (actually I don't think I ever saw this addressed)

EX3: "In the end it is the women who wear the pants"
Clerith: IT WAS A JOKE! BECAUSE TIFA IS CLOUDS MOM!

Which this leads me into another direction. All this "Tifa thinks it's just a family of friends and she thinks Cloud is a child and she is his mother/sister/roommate" business needs to stop.

 

[Dashell]

It took you almost 12 minutes to type that?

EX2: "Tifa is like any woman left behind by a man"
Clerith: ..... (actually I don't think I ever saw this addressed)

Clerith: Does this sound like someone's sweetheart to you?

 

[Vendel]

It took you almost 12 minutes to type that?

Stop forum stalking.

 

[Dashell]

But Tres said it's sexy

 

[Fairheartstrife]

Tres lied. Stalking is not sexy.

Unless your a spiky-haired little Nibleheim boy that watches through bedroom windows and steals panties, then it's fucking hot.

 

[Carlie]

Tres do you know how hard it is to type when you're dying of laughter? that video was fucking awesome

 

[DillyDally]

I gave up on searching ways to watch a blocked youtube video. COULD SOMEONE JUST UPLOAD IT SO THAT I CAN DOWNLOAD THE VIDEO? I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR FAVOR.

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

Tres do you know how hard it is to type when you're dying of laughter? that video was fucking awesome

XD Thanks. Glad you enjoyed.

Tres lied. Stalking is not sexy.

Tres did no such thing. She's winning me over, thank you much.

Unless your a spiky-haired little Nibleheim boy that watches through bedroom windows and steals panties, then it's fucking hot.

I gave up on searching ways to watch a blocked youtube video. COULD SOMEONE JUST UPLOAD IT SO THAT I CAN DOWNLOAD THE VIDEO? I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR FAVOR.

I'll see if I can upload it to YouSendIt.

EDIT: DillyDally, here you go:
https://www.yousendit.com/download/S1VETGs1YUlQb0xIRGc9PQ


EDIT 2: ::tries to play Celes' video; gets "Video has been removed by the user" message::

Goddammit, Tiff!

 

[Vendel]

Youtubes are the gift that keeps on giving.

okay, whatever you're saying, i dont get, but the very END of FFVII, Cloud says to Tifa, "I think I'm beginning to understand the answer from the planet. The Promiesed Land, I think I can MEET her THERE." oh, and totally saw a scan of the FFVII movie, in english that says; "HIS DREAM is to MEET her again." and does does it say that Cloud only seeks forgiveness from Aerith, that it only has to be Aerith that forgives him, hmm? Tidus/Yuna also Shuyin/Lenne, very SAME story just as Cloud/Aerith.
..............
I cant believe you guys or people always says Aerith likes Cloud, only cus of Zack. Yall act like Tifa knew the real Cloud too? hell no she didnt even know him, till they fell into that lifestream Mako poisoning part. Where Tifa knows the young Cloud, to be able to restore his trueself memo. other than that, Date with Aerith she says to Cloud, "It bothered me so much that you two were exactly the same, but completely different personalities... Things are different, Cloud, I'm SEARCHING for you.
..............
cotinue, i ran out of space.
"I want to MEET You."
"But Aerith I'm right here."
"I know, I know."
Aerith knows that Cloud is hiding behind like you could say a mask. like in Maiden who travels the planet. Aerith says she loves Cloud more than Zack, (oh and Maiden who Travels the Planet, I dont care if ppl like CloTi say its not official, cus if it aint, then WHYS IT ALL OVER THE INTERNET??? It's still SE official)
"It didnt matter anymore she loved him much more than her first love."

This was after the new FF20th Anv Ult translations were mentioned.

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

Vendy, don't you ever feel a wee bit masochistic looking at YT Clerith comments?

 

[Tennyo]

I have learned to just not look at the comments on YouTube anymore. People on there are so stupid it isn't even funny anymore. Also, the YouTube comment system sucks. It's such a pain to be able to actually reply to someone.

 

[Vendel]

Vendy, don't you ever feel a wee bit masochistic looking at YT Clerith comments?

No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most...... sadistic.

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most...... sadistic.

You know, I totally didn't mean to set you up for that, but I'm glad I did. XD Well done.

 

[Vendel]

You know, I totally didn't mean to set you up for that, but I'm glad I did. XD Well done.

I'm the man.

 

[crack]

One of you have to be Cross_Saber. Not even a rabid Clerri can spew that much bullshit, come on now.

 

[Isabella]

Why do YT debaters always sound like silly children?

And speaking of children, this something that's always bothered me that I have to get off my chest: People who say, "I was 10 when I played the highwind scene and even at 10 I could tell it was not romantic!" Um, the highwind scene is filled with innuendo that is likely to go over the head of a 10-year-old. Did your older self never consider that? /rant

 

[Ryushikaze]

Funny how teenaged me managed to pick up the innuendo just fine...

And no Bella, they haven't considered it, and if they have, they've dismissed it, because that would be Cloti. And we can't have that, now can we?

As for Cross, I have known Cleriths that rabid, but I haven't seen them for years.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

I personally enjoy being rejected by the ones I love, because it makes me feel like the scorned whore I know I am.

 

[Fighter]

I personally enjoy being rejected by the ones I love, because it makes me feel like the scorned whore I know I am.

Not to mention you get sex out of it.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Not to mention you get sex out of it.

Well, I mean, if you think about it, his penis would be rejecting me by hitting my vagina repeatedly. So it gets the message across more clearly, really.

 

[Makoeyes987]

I never thought the LTD would reach critical mass like it has done the past several weeks with that translation from the FF 20th Anniversary Ultimania. This is like the final days of WWII, with Hitler in the bunker and...

Oh wait Tres covered that analogy, nvm.

Rejection is the truest expression of love.

"They express their desire for rejection by having sex."

The best argument ever.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

I DID NOT REALIZE YOU COULD CHEAT ON A PERSON AFTER THEY HAD DIED.

THE FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE JUST BECAME ALL THE MORE IMMORAL IN MY HEAD.

 

[Tifaeria]

"They express their desire for rejection by having sex."

Oh god, if their Cloud is like this, I don't want him in my fandom ever. Let them have this asshole. Sucks though that Aerith has to be stuck with that.

I shouldn't be shocked though because the LTD brings out all the crazy fans. Especially with that sucker bait that's stuck on the front page (love that article btw)!

 

[Dashell]

*reads Cross's replies*

OMFG I LOVE THIS FANDOM

Also did anyone else notice how whenever this happens some of them say "Seriously? They have just ONE PIECE OF EVIDENCE/ONE WORD/ONE SENTENCE and that's all?"

 

[Celes Chere]

@ the youtube comment:

OH GOD MY EYES.