LTD, round 3: This time, we settle it with Jello Wrestling

[Dashell]

Wanting and desire = lust not love.

Well SHIT this disproves everything Cloti


oh wait...

 

[ShuShu]

Clerith wrote:What does that have to do with this again? bloody hell

You sure 'Clerith' is legit?

 

[Dashell]

For the last time, Cin is not a troll

 

[Vendel]

For the last time, Cin is not a troll

Which has us all worried about her mental stability.


Oh and someone remind batshit that Cloud has a home. One he helped build. One he has lived in for the better part of 4 years compilation time. And no it's not in Nibelheim.

Also someone who admits not knowing what Case of Tifa is shouldn't quote pinker talking points about it in their next post.

 

[ShuShu]

Yeah, I'd kinda rather her be a troll otherwise...

She really is just batshit illogical.

 

[Isabella]

It always boggles my mind when they suggest SE would have Cloud and Tifa reveal their loveless, meaningless lust at the climax of the story, when everyone is deciding what matters most and what they're fighting for. On what planet does that make sense from a storytelling standpoint?

Writer: "I'm going to create a magnificent, larger than life love story that transcends death! But I think, on the eve of the final battle, I'll have the hero share some meaningless horniness with a woman who isn't his love. Ya, that'll work!"

 

[Dashell]

Writer: "I'm going to create a magnificent, larger than life love story that transcends death! But I think, on the eve of the final battle, I'll have the hero share some meaningless horniness with a woman who isn't his love. Ya, that'll work!"

bwahaha, so quoted XD

 

[Fighter]

So they think it's ok if Cloud sleeps with another woman? I'm worried for their love life.

 

[Raquelborn]

So Cloud's dick called out to her in the life stream?

 

[Isabella]

bwahaha, so quoted XD

I love her response! XD

SE has never expressed Tifa as his main love. The highwind scene has two outcomes, one where Cloud rejects Tifa and one where they have sex.

Lets go back to the original point of who Cloud loves more.

Another drone. She doesn't seem to process anything you say, or even anything she herself says.

 

[Fighter]

I don't know how they combine feelings of friendship with sex and not call it romantic affection.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

I've seen Cin flip from 'oh, only Tifa expressed she loved Cloud' and 'well SEX MEANS NOTHING BECAUSE SHE CAN'T RESOLVE HIS GUILT A REAL GIRLFRIEND SHOULD BE ABLE TO'

what

 

[Fairheartstrife]

The backasswards logic the Clerith use to defend their ship makes me simultaneously amused and frightened.

 

[Tennyo]

So wait, if Cloud is in a relationship with Aerith even after her death why is it okay for him to sleep with Tifa?

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

So wait, if Cloud is in a relationship with Aerith even after her death why is it okay for him to sleep with Tifa?

because Aerith realizes that he can't get his jollies off with a ghost so she allows him to fuck Tifa until she can appear physically.

Tifa catches on, and that's REALLY why she asks if he loves her: because she realizes all their sex was meaningless.

 

[Tennyo]

But if Cloud really loved Aerith, he'd understand and vow celibacy, even if Aerith never gained to ability to take a solid, physical form. Because it's true love, and true love > sex. That's just the way it is, silly.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

and now I answer like every good Clerith would.

NO U

 

[Tennyo]

FLAW IN LOGIC!

Just one of many.

 

[Fairheartstrife]

and now I answer like every good Clerith would.

NO U

Nope, you did it wrong. Here, lemme show you... **ahemcoughahem**

**dons pink goggles**

But if Cloud really loved Aerith, he'd understand and vow celibacy, even if Aerith never gained to ability to take a solid, physical form. Because it's true love, and true love > sex. That's just the way it is, silly.

Exactly. True love is greater than sex. So no matter how much Tifa tries to fuck him into loving her, Cloud won't ever. His heart belongs to Aerith, and as for a vow of celibacy, that's silly. Aerith understands that he's male and has needs, and there is absolutely NO PROOF that Tifa and Cloud ever had sex any other time than the night beneath the Highwind. It was their last night alive, and Tifa was all weepy and clingy and Cloud--he's a good guy--what was he supposed to do? Tell her to shove off? Of course not. Aerith wouldn't love a man like that. He helps Tifa like any good friend would--with his cock. His doing that is actually an expression of how much he loves Aerith, Tifa is Aerith's friend, so Cloud--who LOVES Aerith--would do anything to make Aerith happy and Aerith would want her friends to be happy, so obviously Cloud is fucking Tifa to make Aerith happy. Because he loves her, and true love>sex. Idiots.

**removes goggles**

And now I have a headache.

Excuse me.

 

[Strangelove]

So wait, if Cloud is in a relationship with Aerith even after her death why is it okay for him to sleep with Tifa?

Open relationship

I'm sure if you analyse their scenes together, you'll notice the subtle hints.

Or make shit up. It's all good.

 

[Ryushikaze]

No no no no. Cloud is fucking Tifa to make Aerith happy, but not because of his true love for her, but because of AERITH'S love for Tifa. He's letting Aerith mako parasite inside him so she can partake of Tifa as well. Cloud is just that good a friend, he'll do that for her.

 

[Winter]

why would anyone be in a relationship with a dead person?

I mean missing her, having weird sad lingering feelings, whatever

but.... a relationship?

what

 

[Makoeyes987]

Because it's a fantasy. The dead can go on living. I mean, nevermind FFVII showing us that the dead pass on and become the new life for the living...It's fantasy.

 

[Fairheartstrife]

why would anyone be in a relationship with a dead person?

I can think of a few good reasons.

Once you get past the stench, there's no back-sass, no need to listen to boring shit about their day. All the sex you want--whenever you want--and when the time comes to split you just walk away. No long, sad, goodbyes... It's like, almost perfect!

Aside from the rot and the maggots.

But seriously, what relationship is roses all the time?

 

[Vendel]

Why do I have the sneaking suspicion that FFG's series of mini-rants spread over the shrine of pink are a concerted, coordinated effort by the Pink overlordscetra?

I mean 99% of it is the same BS they have been peddling for awhile now. So why this sudden rush?

What could have happened recently that would require this?