LTD, round 3: This time, we settle it with Jello Wrestling

[Madame Mayor]

Lack of my femshep being able to romance the girls made me very upset.

Also, Tifa = Miranda, cause it's all about the chest.

 

[null]

You can romance Kelly, but she's not gonna put out until you buy her dinner. And I think you can romance Morinth but of course she goes all Asari-vampire on you.

BTW Tifa == Samara, the ultimate space MILF.

See, related to topic vv

 

[OneWingedDemon]

Whatever, I'm fine with the video game sexin going on here

 

[Madame Mayor]

You can romance Kelly, but she's not gonna put out until you buy her dinner.

I'll admit she's a great dancer but she lacks getting me an achievement.

And I think you can romance Morinth but of course she goes all Asari-vampire on you.

Yep, it be critical mission failure.

 

[null]

wtf

I'll make a Talimancer out of you yet.

Besides, come on. Don't you want to play a game that REALLY lets you pick who to romance?

 

[Isabella]

Don't you want to play a game that REALLY lets you pick who to romance?

That's my real life, son.

 

[null]

That's my real life, son.

Well, you don't have to flaunt it. Not everyone gets to romance hot aliens.

 

[Isabella]

Gives "Satellite of Love" whole new meaning.

 

[null]

Good night hot dogs

I leave you with alien pole dancers

 

[Dashell]

damn missed all the drama

 

[Strangelove]

ffffuuuuu

you people and your ME.

 

[Winter]

OMG HITO YOU SHOULD GET AN XBOX

then you can play Mass Effect and date alien women, who wouldn't want that

 

[Strangelove]

That's all I want to do in life

If there's a cheap XBox with ME somewhere I'll be all over it.

 

[Vendel]

It's that time again!. The pinker quote of the day!

You see, until I started to follow the LTD, my complaints with Tifa were her hanging out with complete jerks as a kid, and the way she constantly nagged Cloud throughout the game about ANYTHING he did that displeased her.
.......
So the fact that she nagged him a lot speaks for itself. And considering that she was working full time as a member of Avalanche while Cloud was just a hired hand, she was in no position to tell him how to live.

In fact, it was one of the reasons I immediately gravitated towards Aeris... because I was able to spot all of this about Tifa before the first time you even meet Aeris, which is NOT far in the game at all. Aeris was always kind and fair towards Cloud, not having unrealistic expectations of him, or criticizing him for every little thing, nor does she ever waste her time with losers. And considering that, in stark contrast to Tifa, she's the street smart, headstrong, and outspoken one, that says a lot about her character, and her feelings towards Cloud.

I have asked and have seen others ask this question. But are these people really fans of FFVII? I know most of them hate the (ship sinking) compilation. But you honestly have to wonder about a person or group of people that have to twist shit this much. Then claim to like it.

"Oh I just love Mass Effect. The tragic love Story of Shepard and Saren."

 

[Dashell]

Before the game even started, before I ever played FFVII, I looked at a picture of Aerith and KNEW that she was in love with a guy that she was projecting onto Cloud. So there

 

[Vendel]

Before the game even started, before I ever played FFVII, I looked at a picture of Aerith and KNEW that she was in love with a guy that she was projecting onto Cloud. So there

Now now. Aerith holds no unrealistic expectations of Cloud.

He just needs to dye his hair black and everything will be perfect. Oh and grow a few inches taller. And not be a complete headcase who is really in love with that slut from his childhood who has been taking care of him for a month.

 

[Shadowfox]

I was able to spot all of this about Tifa before the first time you even meet Aeris,

That's quite a feat considering the player meets Aeris first before meeting Tifa.

Maybe this Clerith played the special, super rare FFVII Pink Edition that comes bundled with the Clerithvision specs.

 

[Dashell]

That's quite a feat considering the player meets Aeris first before meeting Tifa. .

OMG! I'm gonna say that.

EDIT:
There I said it

And well hey, there are some good pinker quotes in there. Some of them acknowledge that Tifa didn't bully Cloud as a kid. They say it wasn't her fault for not noticing Cloud. It's nice to see some people realize that and not just demonize her like.. you know who

 

[Edley]

Bestiality is better than CloTi.

I see what you did there.

Although I honestly should say that MarTi is the new canon.

 

[Dashell]

That's messed up...

 

[Carlie]

He just needs to dye his hair black and everything will be perfect. Oh and grow a few inches taller. And not be a complete headcase who is really in love with that slut from his childhood who has been taking care of him for a month.

You forgot to say he needs to be heterosexual too

 

[Tennyo]

How are the dudes Tifa hung out with losers? They were just LITTLE KIDS. And CLOUD would SULK in the CORNER instead of approaching Tifa like he should have.

ALSO, this is backwards, teeny-tiny little NIBELHEIM. Who the flip was Tifa supposed to hang out with anyway? There is nobody else.

Or does that person mean the CUSTOMERS that Barret kicked out of the bar when they came back from the reactor being blown up?

 

[Strangelove]

How are the dudes Tifa hung out with losers?

Tifa hung out with

Tifa

hung out with Tifa

They kept poor, slutty company.

Jessie, Biggs and Wedge died just to get away from her.

True fact.

 

[Tennyo]

Why, thank you for clearing that up, hito.

 

[Strangelove]

Ryu

idgi.