LTD, round 3: This time, we settle it with Jello Wrestling

[Dashell]

I still wanna know how one couple can be intended while the other is optional. Doesn't that make them both optional?

And Sup FHS?
sorry I'll stop spying

 

[Super Mario]

Mumble frightens all.

I really don't want to come off as such anymore...







@ Syneiam: Butthurt that tifa can do way better than Aerith?

 

[Vendel]

Some clerith attacked TVTropes. Hilarity ensues.

A few choice edits.

Changed line 12 from:
%%We've had enough edit wars about the whole Cloud/Aerith/Tifa thing. Word Of God is that Cloud/Tifa are canon. Please don't edit the page to say otherwise. If you have something to say about it, go to the Discussion.
to:
%%We've had enough edit wars about the whole Cloud/Aerith/Tifa thing. So far there is NO Word of God about the whole thing, so edits are inevitable unless one make it such as BOTH of them are NOT the main love interest. However if we go by the FIRST GIRL LOGIC, we did meet Aerith first.
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* ShipToShipCombat - [[FanDumb The game came out in 1997. Over a decade later, there are still websites, forums, and furious debates dedicated to saying Cloud should be with Aerith rather than Tifa]].
** Of course, none of that matters now. [[WordOfGod It's official]], Cloud loves Tifa. The 10th Anniversary Ultimania guide even proved that a sex scene between the two had been drafted at the end of the game, but Kitase altered the final version to be simply suggestive with a fade to black instead. He even remarked that he had never thought it would be such a big deal at the time. Clearly, Kitase underestimated the power of the dedicated shipper.
to:
* ShipToShipCombat - [[FanDumb The game came out in 1997. Over a decade later, there are still websites, forums, and furious debates dedicated to saying Cloud should be with Tifa rather than Aerith and vice versa]].
** The 10th Anniversary Ultimania guide proved that a sex scene between the two had been drafted at the end of the game, but Kitase altered the final version to be simply suggestive with a fade to black instead. Problem is, just as movie scripts are subject to change, videogames' script are subject to change too. What is in the script may take a complete 180 degrees change in the movie. So there, there is nothing official about the love triangle. Over the years, Sony Enix had acknowledged the battle between the ships and had deliberately left the war raging.
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Changed line 235 from:
* Cloud and Tifa in ''FinalFantasyVII'', [[spoiler:after the lifestream event]].
to:
* Cloud and Aerith in ''FinalFantasyVII'', right from the beginning, [[spoiler: but creator's intent is further confirmed after the release of ''FinalFantasyVIIAdventChildren'']].

The LTD. The gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Eerie]

@Shinra Kishitani: as Vendel posted, obviously butthurt that their precious Aerith didn't win the "boy" XD

@Vendel: oh the LULZ XD

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Clearly they intended Cloud/Aerith, that's why they showed how sweet they were as a couple in Crisis Core. Erm, I mean, that's why Cloud saves her during Advent Children and she gives him the 'you are so gonna get laid later' look. Or am I thinking someone else?

 

[Fairheartstrife]

Clearly they intended Cloud/Aerith, that's why they showed how sweet they were as a couple in Crisis Core. Erm, I mean, that's why Cloud saves her during Advent Children and she gives him the 'you are so gonna get laid later' look. Or am I thinking someone else?

Yeah, that was me.

/self-insert

It's creepy doing that...I have no idea how Cleriths do it all the time. **shudder**

 

[Vendel]

Update: I love TVTropes.

Added line 388:
* ShipSinking - Despite what the desperate shippers might contend, it's 100% official WordOfGod as of the 10th anniversary Ultimania Guide for this game, and the 20th Anniversary Guide for the series, that '''''Cloud and Tifa are the official couple'''''. This, of course, hasn't stopped [[FanDumb some people]] from editing this page to say otherwise anyway.

To be continued!

 

[DrakeClawfang]

It's a discussion because some people are butthurt over the internetz XD

It's more complicated than that.

Cleriths are butthurt over Cloti being canon. Clotis are butthurt because some Cleriths do not accept this. Cleriths in turn are butthurt over Clotis being butthurt, and so produce anti-Cloti sigs. Clotis, determine to prove they are the true ones who have been butthurt, then produce anti-Clerith sigs in response. Meanwhile the developers and creators laugh at both sides and deliberately give conflicting information and double-talk to make them even more butthurt, and release it in Japanese-only sources so now translators can argue who has it right, in turn making both sides even more butthurt, and now the two sides mostly just argue over who is more butthurt and compete amongst themselves to see who can cause more butthurt to the other side, and in the end we find ourselves here - EVERYONE is butthurt, EVERYONE is reporting on it, EVERYONE is laughing about it, and EVERYONE is arguing over who is more butthurt.

And then in the end is just Cloud whose butt hurts because Clack is canon, 'nuff said.

I now demand the World Record for the most uses of the word "butthurt" in a forum post.

 

[Tifaeria]

I demand links to see where it is taking place so that I may get lost forever (I know it's in tv tropes, but which sections?).

 

[Raquelborn]

Meanwhile the developers and creators laugh at both sides and deliberately give conflicting information and double-talk to make them even more butthurt, and release it in Japanese-only sources so now translators can argue who has it right, in turn making both sides even more butthurt...

On a serious note, am I the only one who thinks the creators really don't care?

 

[DrakeClawfang]

On a serious note, am I the only one who thinks the creators really don't care?

I suspect its part don't care, but mostly I think they avoid giving us a straight answer on purpose.

 

[Dashell]

Drake, I love you but...


HOW IN THE NAME OF FLYING FUCK IS SHOWING CLOUD AND TIFA SHARING THEIR FEELINGS WITHOUT WORDS ON A PAGE ABOUT ROMANTIC LOVE BETWEEN THE PROTAGONISTS NOT GIVING US A STRAIGHT ANSWER?

 

[DrakeClawfang]

Drake, I love you but...


HOW IN THE NAME OF FLYING FUCK IS SHOWING CLOUD AND TIFA SHARING THEIR FEELINGS WITHOUT WORDS ON A PAGE ABOUT ROMANTIC LOVE BETWEEN THE PROTAGONISTS NOT GIVING US A STRAIGHT ANSWER?

Because I said so.

 

[Celes Chere]

@Drake

Also, I was going to check my inbox on CxA,


But I got banned for some reason.

I had mail in there I needed to read. T_T;;;

 

[DrakeClawfang]

@Drake

Also, I was going to check my inbox on CxA,


But I got banned for some reason.

I had mail in there I needed to read. T_T;;;

Maybe because you post here? Never knoooow...

 

[Celes Chere]

LOL. They could have just left my account alone! I still talked to people there! I was scheming Cloti plots of evil through my inbox... I guess they found out. *shifty eyes* One of you dirty Cleriths ratted me out.

PLUS I WAS WAITING TO POST IN EMILY'S QUESTION THREAD.

THAT'S NOT VERY NICE GAIZ. I NEVER BANNED SHROUDY FROM CLOTI JUST 'CAUSE HE POSTED ON CXA.

@whoever banned me

also added you to my death note LMFAO

 

[crack]

I'm surprised they didn't ban you sooner.

 

[Celes Chere]

Me too lol.

 

[Tennyo]

Why were you even a member there? You are like, one of the last people in the world I would think would join that forum.

I now demand the World Record for the most uses of the word "butthurt" in a forum post.

I'm so totally suggesting this as a category for the next forum awards.

 

[Celes Chere]

I HAVE FRIENDS THERE

not anymore you're all bitches.

 

[Fairheartstrife]

On a serious note, am I the only one who thinks the creators really don't care?

Depends on which creator...

Nojima has stated before that he has rather solid ideas on where the story goes and what it is he's telling. Nomura wants $$$$ and hoes.

Fandom wank=PROFIT bitches.

 

[DrakeClawfang]

I HAVE FRIENDS THERE

not anymore you're all bitches.

This is news?

 

[Celes Chere]

I wasn't serious. :3

 

[RawrieStrife]

On a serious note, am I the only one who thinks the creators really don't care?

Oh they care a lot. Because after all, it is the game that mysteriously turned into a debate, and the fact that it is still being talked about today. That's why they never made any remarks or anything that directly say which is canon, rather they twist their own words into different perspectives. They want to keep people arguing so they could earn $$$.

But they could just be doing it for their own personal humor while earning some money

 

[OneWingedDemon]

But I got banned for some reason.

Only one thing left to do now