Mass Effect Series

[Russell]

Hah Vega has been redesigned, and he looks less like Donkey Kong and now he's just plain ugly lol.

Well If someone has to die in a suicide mission, I know who it will be.
Methinks I won't miss the shaved chimp.

 

[Madame Mayor]

http://masseffect.bioware.com/july23/

We will supply everyone with Omniblades.

damnit the fuck

 

[Sheva Alomar]

They suck huge donkey dicks.

 

[Max Payne]

GODDAMNIT BIOWARE

GOD

DAMMIT

 

[Hisako]

Just no NEW romance characters. So the same ones from ME1 or 2, and now everyone's bi or something.

I really hope MShep brings up his game though because I can't imagine being able to take a gay scene with him speaking seriously. I can hardly take the straight ones seriously.

I think Mark Meer has already had a bit of experience trying non-straight options. It shouldn't be too hard for him

(Yes I know it's a repost)

 

[Madame Mayor]

Gender confused != non-straight

But just listen to that voice. His voice, trying to talk to a man in a sexy tone, it's just going to be godawful.

I mean listen to him! Who could be comfortable with those scenes? It's so non-romantic sounding.

 

[Hisako]

It is true, that

Male Shep romancing a woman uses the same passion as he probably does probing planets for resources

 

[Madame Mayor]

Now this however I approve of:

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

i only just realized why i like the garrus sex scene more than jacob and thane. 1. jacob is a creeper and 2. jen hale sounds like a complete creeper when she's using a sexy voice.

so obviously, i like the garrus scene best cause she talks the least in it

 

[Dana Scully]

Now this however I approve of:

ngl, this is probably my fave ME ship

though i would love it even more if my femshep could join in

and 2. jen hale sounds like a complete creeper when she's using a sexy voice.

BE ALIVE WITH ME TONIGHT

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Spoiler: actual footage of jacob and shepard getting it on

 

[Sheva Alomar]

Sucks that I hate Miranda.

 

[Dana Scully]

Am I the only person here who actually liked Miranda? ;_;

 

[Madame Mayor]

Am I the only person here who actually liked Miranda? ;_;

She wasn't my favourite but I liked her and chose her the first time over Jack.

 

[Sheva Alomar]

How. Dare. You.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

How. Dare. You.

face it adri, there is pretty much nothing jack does that makes her likeable if you don't have a penis.

 

[Dana Scully]

I liked Jack too

Having to choose a side between Jack and Miranda was the hardest decision of my ENTIRE LIFE

chose jack though just because miranda was being a bit of a dick at the time

and then got to put up with miranda sulking for the whole fucking game, didnt get enough paragon points to reconcile her until after i'd beaten the game and had every single paragon conversation possible

i mean you would think a top cerberus agent would be a bit more professional but nooooooo lets all be childish and hold ridiculous grudges

/rant

 

[ForceStealer]

I don't really like Jack at all. But during their argument I sided with her because Miranda was being the bigger bitch.


Then immediately regretted it when I realized you lose the loyalty of the person you side against

 

[Max Payne]

Jack is a terrible looking and behaving character.

Anyway. BIG ME3 ANNOUNCEMENT AT COMICCON SATURDAY

 

[Max Payne]

http://www.facebook.com/masseffect

Vote for your fav for canon FemShep!

 

[null]

I picked #5, though I'd love #6 as my renegade.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

picked 3 cause it looked closest to my shep

so did bioware actually get a good hair rendering system or is that modded hair for 5?

 

[Max Payne]

picked 3 cause it looked closest to my shep

so did bioware actually get a good hair rendering system or is that modded hair for 5?

They claim they created new shaders and technology for longer hair in ME3 but it remains to be seen.

 

[Sheva Alomar]

Am I the only one that though "female Brent" when looking at femShep #4?

Also, gonna go with #5 since her face most closely resembles Fiona's.

 

[ForceStealer]

I'm...not all that crazy about any of them. I like mine 5 gets some points for, as Aki stated, having some realish-looking hair.