Mass Effect Series

[Max Payne]

Am I the only one that though "female Brent" when looking at femShep #4?

What the fuck.

 

[Madame Mayor]

I would have preferred one with everyone's favourite hair-style... the longer hair. Oh well.

EDIT: I guess the blonde might be that hairstyle just a bit messy.

According to facebook the blonde is in the lead by a lot.

 

[Hisako]

No love for the redhead D:

 

[Max Payne]

I went to the trouble of posting all of those pics here for you bastards and you can't even be bothered to thank my post?

This must be what Aaron feels like.

 

[Hisako]

Y'know what would be awesome?

If they actually modelled the face to resemble a younger Jennifer Hale.

 

[Zee]

I liked Shep 4 and 5 the best. unf

No love for the redhead D:

I really wanted to vote for a redheaded femshep 'cause that's how I always saw her, but the model is kind of underwhelming.

 

[Alex]

Am I the only one that though "female Brent" when looking at femShep #4?

You done got problems, son

 

[Alex]

also:

so yeah

 

[Madame Mayor]

Ya Aki and I talked about that ages ago. I recall her saying his science was messed up.

 

[Joe]

I'm glad number 5 is beating the competition because she most resembles my own Shep, only better. Thanks Bioware.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

also:

so yeah

the worst thing is the post mentions that she wouldn't smell bad because of the l-amino acids involved in the formation of urea but the thing is that the oderants are cresol, ALSO non-chiral.

Basically, the bro is attributing Michael Bay to the creation of the Dark Knight and saying Daren Aronofsky would have made it better when that's not it at all.

 

[Hisako]

so in summary, the bioware board is filled with creepy members who take their universes a mite too seriously

 

[Zee]

Blonde shep won

cue fandom crying their eyes out

they forgot that this thing called a character creator exists

 

[Joe]

Great justice has been done on this here day. I am now pleasantly happy that the closest thing to my own custom Shepard will now appear in the game trailers.

THANKS BIOWARE IT'S THE BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER.

 

[Hisako]

Blonde shep won

cue fandom crying their eyes out

they forgot that this thing called a character creator exists

WELL EXCUUUSE ME MISS NEVER-BEEN-BUTTHURT /hmph

It would have been nice to see a non-Caucasian hero grace an official cover of something for once, but oh well we're not losing out on anything

 

[Dana Scully]

While the black femshep is definitely hot, her hair bothers me.

THAT FRINGE IS TOTALLY IMPRACTICAL IN COMBAT SITUATIONS.

And I'm okay with the blonde shep winning. Liked all of them tbh.

 

[Hisako]

calling out the fringe on being impractical when the winner was a blonde who completely lets her hair down over her shoulders

yeah

Honestly if it came down to practicality I'd settle for the original artwork of femshep, or at least one of the sheps who had her hair tied back.

 

[Sheva Alomar]

SOME GIRLS JUST LIKE THEIR HAIR LONG AND IT CAN WORK IN ANY SITUATION OKAY

 

[Zee]

It would have been nice to see a non-Caucasian hero grace an official cover of something for once, but oh well we're not losing out on anything

Woulda been nice but it really doesn't matter that much imo. MaleShep being on the box didn't mean anything when I had a FemShep and a blonde Femshep won't mean anything when I have a redhead/black/asian/mixed/etc femshep.

she really got the votes for her hairstyle more than anything.

While the black femshep is definitely hot, her hair bothers me.

THAT FRINGE IS TOTALLY IMPRACTICAL IN COMBAT SITUATIONS.

calling out the fringe on being impractical when the winner was a blonde who completely lets her hair down over her shoulders

Her rockstar highlight looks more improbable for a space marine. BlondeShep's short hairstyle just looks like a better version of the previous shoulder length hair in the character creation (hair needs to stop looking like it's made out of plastic).

 

[Max Payne]

Anyone who ever thought that a non white shepard would get through is a fool.

 

[Sheva Alomar]

You mean the female version of you.

 

[Hisako]

SOME GIRLS JUST LIKE THEIR HAIR LONG AND IT CAN WORK IN ANY SITUATION OKAY

Also any femshep hairstyles going down to the shoulders are liable to clip into the armor during gameplay, so there

I guess that's one reason why all the hairstyles so far have stayed fairly short


IN HINDSIGHT dacon is pretty correct - why would Bioware ever make anything other than a generic white girl to complement the generic white guy on the box art even if put to a vote lawl

 

[Max Payne]

It's a simple matter of numbers man.

 

[Max Payne]

Also wtf is adri on about.

 

[Zee]

this is starting to grow on me though.................