Resident Evil Series

Makoeyes987

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Smooth Criminal
It's a well known fact everyone loves shorter games with less explorability and difficulty. Plots should be simple to follow, and as contrived as humanly possible so they are comfortable for players and familiar. Original content makes people feel dumb and confused. See Shadow of the Colossus, Dead Space, and Uncharted.

Having a token nigra partner keeps the blackers in check, while also ensuring they have something nice to look at since black people love asses and tits. As long as she has that, her character is of low priority. Jill Valentine isn't really important in the big scheme of things.

Co-op, as long as it exists is justified in all circumstances. Multiplayer is the wave of the future. Especially in a game like this where the enemies use well coordinated attacks and strategies to attack and stealthfully and frightfully attack the player from all directions.

RE5 is probably one of the best games Capcom has ever made.

Also, Wesker will come back. Stronger than ever. Everyone loves him.
 

Tetsujin

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Tets
I think we should make this a general Resident Evil thread.

Anyway, RE Revelations trailer reveals incredibly shitty character design:

 

Celes Chere

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Noctis
WHO THE FUQ WOULD JUST STICK THEIR HANDS IN THAT JIZZ LIKE STUFF. Not sure how I feel about 'her' but these Monsters remind me of Amnesia.

JILLLLL OMG WORTH IT.
 

Max Payne

Banned
AKA
Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
Terrible fucking ridiculous hair, completely impractical uniform given her assignment, and I can do without the pathetic rape screams of helplessness.

Seriously how the fuck is she supposed to even SEE?
 

Tetsujin

he/they
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Tets
Nothing, which is probably why is she is stumbling about like a ditz.

Facepalming so hard at the ridiculous balloon tits and the stupid absolute cleavage "combat" suit.
 

Hisako

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Satsu, BRIAN BLESSED, MIGHTY AND WISE Junpei Iori: Ace Detective, Maccaffrickstonson von Lichtenstafford Frabenschnaben, Polite Krogan, Robert Baratheon
Haha I geddit

That swimsuit model bimbo woman is actually in giblets at the beginning of the game and Jill who is the only player protagonist has to "piece that together"

Clever, Capcom!




or something, god forbid they actually create a new character that makes any fucking sense

also, lol @ fat european version of chris
 
I am more interested in this picture than this game.


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Celes Chere

Banned
AKA
Noctis
I thanked that post just because it made me laugh SO DAMN HARD. Omg.

Oh and is that supposed to be Chris in the background? O_O Please say no.
 

Max Payne

Banned
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Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
I thanked that post just because it made me laugh SO DAMN HARD. Omg.

Oh and is that supposed to be Chris in the background? O_O Please say no.

He's fat chris who doesn't know how to hold a gun.
 

Octo

KULT OF KERMITU
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Octo, Octorawk, Clarky Cat, Kissmammal2000
I thanked that post just because it made me laugh SO DAMN HARD. Omg.

Oh and is that supposed to be Chris in the background? O_O Please say no.

Thats not Chris! Its Russell Crowe ya testicle! :awesome:

Um, I havent been paying attention, but who the shit is they guy with the 80's hair?

Oh nevermind, its Martin Fry from ABC
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Celes Chere

Banned
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Noctis
He's fat chris who doesn't know how to hold a gun.

I SAID PLEASE SAY NO
This game just keeps sounding worse and worse. Baaaw.
Oh and let me guess, that guy is the long lost brother of Wesker whom supposedly 'died' but really didn't.
 

Max Payne

Banned
AKA
Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
I SAID PLEASE SAY NO
This game just keeps sounding worse and worse. Baaaw.
Oh and let me guess, that guy is the long lost brother of Wesker whom supposedly 'died' but really didn't.

You didn't see the trailer with Chris and Jessica in it?
 

Celes Chere

Banned
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Noctis
Is Jessica that big boobed girl with the weird hair? I saw the trailer of her running around like a fool, but I didn't see Chris. D:
Or maybe I saw him and just blocked it out, idk.
 

Max Payne

Banned
AKA
Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
:awesome:
Is Jessica that big boobed girl with the weird hair? I saw the trailer of her running around like a fool, but I didn't see Chris. D:
Or maybe I saw him and just blocked it out, idk.

Noooooo. She's the one in the winter area with Chris. She actually looks normal unlike the others.

 

Celes Chere

Banned
AKA
Noctis
*O* I like her, she actually seems like she'd be really cool. Also wtf is this trailer I can't even. Lmao at their 'evil' voices. Jill and Chris are separated... YET AGAIN. And Chris with ANOTHER WOMAN. xD At least she seems a lot better than Sheva.
 

Max Payne

Banned
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Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
yeah contrived "story" is contrived.

The fact that ridiculous blowup doll trailer where the chick sticks her hand in semen is evidence enough.
 
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