Stephen King pwns Stephenie Meyer FGJ (Now the general "Twilight Sucks" thread)
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Doubt it. Bella because a literally flawless vampire. hot, not a clutz anymore, etc etc.
safe sex mah ass
http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/
'Tis a humurous read. Yet also horrifying.
Super Mario
IT'S A ME!
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- Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
That's like Baby fuck for some reason. IT'S AWWWWRIGHT~
I Am Not Me
The Mean Clack
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- Mei, Koibito, Stalker, Little Dude, Nami
4th, if I remember correctly.
I actually did read this series. For the lulz, of course. If you want something to laugh at, read the Twilight Saga.
Just think of it as some kind of huge vampire romance parody. It will make you laugh, for sure.The only character I probably like is Jasper, who didn't even have proper character development (no one did in the series).
Commonly seen in fanfics written by 12 year old fangirls with vampire fetishes.
I Am Not Me
The Mean Clack
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- Mei, Koibito, Stalker, Little Dude, Nami
Someone needs to stop the fangirls first. But at this point, not even Pattinson can control them. I mean, he did say some things about Twilight.
Funny how he views the character he'll be playing for 3 more movies. I would just like Meyer to actually improve. Who knows, maybe her next books won't be so crappy.
Alessa Gillespie
a letter to my future self
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- Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
I never liked Meyer. She refused to take a creative writing class because she was afraid of meany-poo criticism.
I Am Not Me
The Mean Clack
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- Mei, Koibito, Stalker, Little Dude, Nami
Okay, then I take back what I said.
If that's how she is, then she'll never improve. And here I am only looking at the potentials of people.
namakemono
Rawr
Fuck.
O_O
What the hell was that?
I mean. Err. I can't even say anything. Uterus? Teeth? D:
O_O
What the hell was that?
I mean. Err. I can't even say anything. Uterus? Teeth? D:
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Alessa Gillespie
a letter to my future self
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- Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
oh you guys, and I haven't even gotten out the article that says she just wasn't going to do it because she's not conceited.
Wait, that's for real what happens in the book? Haha, wow.
I think the amusingly snarky reactions to Twilight almost make up for its existence. Almost.
I think the amusingly snarky reactions to Twilight almost make up for its existence. Almost.
Alessa Gillespie
a letter to my future self
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- Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
Sheva Alomar
I'm Alive and on Fire
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- Adri, Sir Integra, Fiona, Sango
What the hell just happened?
Max Payne
Banned
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- Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
Satan's evil manifested in text form and made eyes bleed and babies cry.
Max Payne
Banned
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- Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
OMG THIS BITCH IS STUPID.
EVERYTHING BATMAN'S DONE IS ILLEGAL, IT'S WHY HE'S A VIGILANTE.
HE QUIT THE JUSTICE LEAGUE BECAUSE HE WANTED TO BREAK INTERNATIONAL LAWS AND INVADE ANOTHER COUNTRY TO FREE HIS FRIENDS.
I Am Not Me
The Mean Clack
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- Mei, Koibito, Stalker, Little Dude, Nami
LAWL CHILL D00D
WE ALL KNOW MEYER ISN'T CAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING SOMETHING AS COMPLEX AS THAT I don't really know what to say about her now. D: What has she done to the youth of today?!
Cat Rage Room
Great Old One
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- Mog
I've read worse.
WTF guys.
WTF guys.
I Am Not Me
The Mean Clack
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- Mei, Koibito, Stalker, Little Dude, Nami
You have? DDD;
Do tell.
I USE CAPS WHENEVER I SEE SOMEONE USING THEM TOO. FORGIVE MY PRIMITIVE MIMICKING LEARNING MECHANISM THING.