Sweetest Ass

[Octo]

lol I misread the thread title as Sweatiest Ass

MAKE IT SO! (I'd be a shoe-in)

 

[Super Mario]

sorry ; . ;

 

[Xelazander]

Yeah but then you get arse stubble, like a cactus. Also shaving rash.

#
Hair removal cream? Works wonders on the ballsack. Smooth and peachy

 

[Tennyo]

I love a man who appreciates proper manscaping.

 

[Tetsujin]

Hair removal creme does not belong on balls. Unless you like the feeling of burning testicles.

 

[Xelazander]

Hair removal creme does not belong on balls. Unless you like the feeling of burning testicles.

Much showering after

Has anyone tried durex ''tingly'' lube? This girl I was seeing wanted to try it.. It's like someone holding a blowtorch to your genitals..

 

[Tetsujin]

Much showering after

Won't help, my balls are sensitive and do not like chemicals.

 

[Strangelove]

Is Octo reading this? The conversation seems right up her alley.

 

[Max Payne]

Lol you said up her alley

dirty bird

 

[Octo]

Is Octo reading this? The conversation seems right up her alley.

I see all! My internet was borked for a bit there but I am glad you guys have made getting back online all the better.

Not a fan of tingly lube....or any of those lube things really. Sticky...really sticky and then after a while they seem to go all gritty?

This makes out like I am some sort of sexpert or something, I'm not. I'm a massive prude and I only ever have lube on toast.

 

[Xelazander]

I see all! My internet was borked for a bit there but I am glad you guys have made getting back online all the better.

Not a fan of tingly lube....or any of those lube things really. Sticky...really sticky and then after a while they seem to go all gritty?

This makes out like I am some sort of sexpert or something, I'm not. I'm a massive prude and I only ever have lube on toast.

haha.
Yeah the durex ones are shit, KY jelly is better but not amazeballs.

Baby oil all the way

 

[Fangu]

Sticky...really sticky and then after a while they seem to go all gritty?

Only if you do it for a really really long time.

 

[Octo]

haha.
Yeah the durex ones are shit, KY jelly is better but not amazeballs.

Baby oil all the way

I'm allergic to baby oil, it smells nice though.

Only if you do it for a really really long time.

Well of course, otherwise whats the point?

What was this thread about and why don't we have any arse pictures yet?!

 

[Celes Chere]

I don't know what kind of world some of you ladies live in, but men are hairy creatures. dealwithit. lol

If a man expects a woman to be shaven, then she has every right to expect him to be, JUST SAYIN. Otherwise he's getting unshaved legs and... other things.

 

[Max Payne]

thread needs booty

possibly doused in baby oil

 

[Joker]

booty, booty

booty buttcheeks

 

[Cookie Monster]

This is just obligatory.

 

[Alex]

Much showering after

Has anyone tried durex ''tingly'' lube? This girl I was seeing wanted to try it.. It's like someone holding a blowtorch to your genitals..

Its nowhere near that bad

Not that it isn't weird, because it still has that burning cold feeling. But yeah.

 

[Xelazander]

Its nowhere near that bad

Not that it isn't weird, because it still has that burning cold feeling. But yeah.

Maybe I was allergic then.. it hurt for a couple of hours haha. The warming one is alright.

 

[Fangu]

Well of course, otherwise whats the point?

I get dick?

 

[Bex]

tingly lube is great
so is strawberry
and razzleberry

wait i hope we're not talking about anal
BECAUSE THERE'S AN OUT HOLE AND AN IN HOLE

 

[Cookie Monster]

BECAUSE THERE'S AN OUT HOLE AND AN IN HOLE

Quoted for truth.

 

[Octo]

I get dick?

touche!

Bex, I don't think we're not talking about anal. Just the merits of lube in general

 

[Sheva Alomar]

Nipple cream is where it's at.

 

[Bex]

whipped cream?