This one time, I read a story about when this guy shaved / unhaired his arse. It was horrid.
And I have chest hair because I'm a real man, . No bum hair as far as I know though (or, not that you can see). And leg hair. And I noticed some developing on my lower back too lately. And I don't give a shit, nobody's complained .
Related: As it was my last training session of the uni year before Christmas we all had to wear fancy dress..
30 mins into the 2 hours session my santa trousers (handily made of thin felt, yes I'm a cheap-ass) ripped and disintegrated into pieces. So I spent 90 mins running around playing sport with my sweet ass hanging out