Sweetest Ass

[Pixel]

I get around

 

[Octo]

Alright, contributing.

Out of curiosity would I get into trouble if I made this my avatar?

Also. Mine looks almost exactly like this.....only made out of cottage cheese and hair.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I would post my ass up but quite frankly I don't think you could find a bum hairier than mine lol.

 

[Ryushikaze]

I get around

Apparently. That's over 3 Billion asses to check.

Out of curiosity would I get into trouble if I made this my avatar?

If I can post it, you can make it your avatar.

Also. Mine looks almost exactly like this.....only made out of cottage cheese and hair.

Do not believe. The cottage cheese and hair part, that is.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

I would post my ass up but quite frankly I don't think you could find a bum hairier than mine lol.

L doesnt actually have an ass

its just a shag rug from his lower back onwards

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Keeps me warm in winter

 

[Max Payne]

I would post my ass up but quite frankly I don't think you could find a bum hairier than mine lol.

Hello!

 

[Octo]

Look guys, if you're going to argue over who has the hairiest ass there is only one way to settle this.....

 

[Ryushikaze]

Look guys, if you're going to argue over who has the hairiest ass there is only one way to settle this.....

Lead by example, Octo.

 

[Octo]

Lead by example, Octo.

No way, if anything this thread has made me more aware of how poor quality my arse is. Have you seen Station in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey? Yeah, like that.

 

[Max Payne]

Why are the women on this board so full of shit.

 

[Octo]

YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE DACON ;_;

 

[Alex]

I would post my ass up but quite frankly I don't think you could find a bum hairier than mine lol.

Better than shaving it and then risking slipping right off a toilet seat.

 

[Max Payne]

YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE DACON ;_;

WHATEVER

NOTHING IS EVER AS BAD AS YOUR SILLY EXAGGERATIONS

 

[Octo]

but I cannot compare to the sylph-like forms!

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Yeah after seeing a guy get carted out to hospital after shaving his balls went wrong I think I'll stick to being a happy Scottish yeti with hairy bits.

 

[Sheva Alomar]

Sorry, ass pics have been delayed. Will provide tomorrow.

 

[Cthulhu]

This one time, I read a story about when this guy shaved / unhaired his arse. It was horrid.

And I have chest hair because I'm a real man, . No bum hair as far as I know though (or, not that you can see). And leg hair. And I noticed some developing on my lower back too lately. And I don't give a shit, nobody's complained .

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm Scottish, the worlds closest thing to the missing link.

 

[Octo]

This one time, I read a story about when this guy shaved / unhaired his arse. It was horrid..

I like stories.

Anyway, arse hair is all good on men. Kind of expected. As long as its not like...so thick that the arse can no longer be seen

Its a lot harder for women. I have dark hair and someone needs to tell my follicles where the minge ends and the buttocks and legs begin because 'unhairing' that whole area is a massive headache.

 

[Max Payne]

ENOUGH STORIES

LETS GET SOME GODDAMN BOOTY UP IN HERE

 

[Xelazander]

Related: As it was my last training session of the uni year before Christmas we all had to wear fancy dress..

30 mins into the 2 hours session my santa trousers (handily made of thin felt, yes I'm a cheap-ass) ripped and disintegrated into pieces. So I spent 90 mins running around playing sport with my sweet ass hanging out

 

[Cat Rage Room]

i demand butts

 

[Max Payne]

WHERE IS THE GODDAMN BOOTY

 

[Ryushikaze]

i demand butts

WHERE IS THE GODDAMN BOOTY

Be careful what you wish for, gentlemen.

I just might give it to you.