The Final Fantasy VII LTD Thread (Round 4)

[DrakeClawfang]

You need to take your pills. Your ship-name-itis seems to be approaching fatal levels.

I can't help being this brilliantly witty :p.

 

[Ryushikaze]

I can't help being this brilliantly witty :p.

Of course you can.

You could be witty.

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

I find it funny that Destiny Failed says a thread has 10 pages of Tifa-bashing.

In the thread they link, she isn't even mentioned until the 2nd page and then most of the comments are like "yay Tifa!" and perfectly valid comments that she not be like in KH2 where she was running around looking for Cloud mindlessly. Unless you count "I hope Tifa is more independant in this game, no looking for Cloud under chairs please!", or discussion over Aerith's possible inclusion as bashing, I didn't really see any Tifa bashing until page 5.

As always that place achieves what I can only assume is its goal of spreading lulz by acting exactly like the pinker-Cleriths they mock.

Destiny Failed is simply fucking stupid. Despite the fail of those it attacks, it doesn't do much fail-checking on itself, so it comes off every bit as annoying as aggressive atheists, if you ask me.

Which is actually a really good analogy for the whole thing.

 

[Makoeyes987]

I totally forgot Destiny Failed even existed anymore.

Wow.

 

[Winter]

destiny failed is so unfunny and self righteous I feel nauseated when I read it

 

[Fairheartstrife]

So what you all are saying is pretty much: "Gawd, Destiny Failed sucks so much ass with its pompousness that I hate it. It's retarded. It gets worse every time I read it."

Stop. fucking. reading. it.

This type of rocket science is why the LTD has lasted so long.

In other news, Clack is still canon, Tifa's still a dirty, manipulative bar-slut, and Aerith still sells her 'flower' for 1 gil and is not at all in any form of denial.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

So what you all are saying is pretty much: "Gawd, Destiny Failed sucks so much ass with its pompousness that I hate it. It's retarded. It gets worse every time I read it."

Stop. fucking. reading. it.

This type of rocket science is why the LTD has lasted so long.

In other news, Clack is still canon, Tifa's still a dirty, manipulative bar-slut, and Aerith still sells her 'flower' for 1 gil and is not at all in any form of denial.

i am sorry but this reminds me of sueothers bawwing 'DUN LEIK DUN READ' when someone catches them writing bullshit.

when something is shit, it's every person's right to say its shit. whether or not it actually is shit depends on the reader.

 

[Fairheartstrife]

i am sorry but this reminds me of sueothers bawwing 'DUN LEIK DUN READ' when someone catches them writing bullshit.

when something is shit, it's every person's right to say its shit. whether or not it actually is shit depends on the reader.

I didn't offer an opinion on whether or not DF sucked or not. I don't read it regularly, (only when linked on here) so I don't know. The difference here would be if I read a fic where the characters are fucking retarded and suish, yes I'll say: "Wow this is stupid" but I'm not going BACK to read more of that same shit. Which is exactly what some people are apparently doing. No, it's not "Dun leik dun read". It's "If you know it's shit, stop stepping in it, idiot." This is not complicated.

 

[Zee]

tbh you really only need to read one DF entry to understand the level of shit you're dealing with.

 

[Fairheartstrife]

tbh you really only need to read one DF entry to understand the level of shit you're dealing with.

Probably. But an entire page of people whining over the suckery of a site makes me head-scratch. Seriously, if only one read is enough, why read more?

 

[Ryushikaze]

That falls flat when they keep tuning in to read new installments and keep complaining instead of offering criticisms.

And Tres, I'd still rather aggressive atheists than unchecked creotards.

Sometimes, I think DesFail is as inflammatory as it is not because of internet asshattery, but to try and get folks to actually examine this whole nonsense, self reflect, see if they aren't being asshats themselves.

 

[Zee]

i really don't think anyone here is on the edge of their seat for the newest DF post. no one really seems to even bring it up until someone makes the mistake of plugging and then there's the general reaction of "not this shit again".

 

[Winter]

you've never kept reading something just to see how bad it got?

i've read fuckawful fanfictions (see: "Through Tifa's Eyes") and kept on going because OH MAN, I NEED TO SEE HOW TERRIBLE IT STILL IS

curiousity, man

 

[Fairheartstrife]

No, if somethings bad enough to make me nauseous, I ain't going back. I'll assume it ends in fiery destruction and move on.

But yes, to the fanfic. I've read badfic until the end, ever hopeful it exceeds my fail! expectations. I'm not often disappointed there.

 

[Zee]

okay okay blah blah blah

point is destiny failed blows, let's try to avoid posting shit links in the future and get back to posting lesbians

 

[ShuShu]

Well personally DesFailed is hit or miss for me.

I mean sometimes it's somewhat true, the bullshit they're calling out is pretty much bullshit that should be called out.

But sometimes its just relentlessly attacking people, some of which haven't really been mixed in with the whole LTD drama for quite awhile (Just leave them the fuck alone already. Seriously.) Making up gross exarggerations, or being generally unfunny or missing the mark completely.

Minus the exaggeration on how many pages of Tifa bashing have been going on (Let alone how many pages in general, it says 9 for me so how ten pages of Tifa bashing is there I don't even.)

I say it's kind of got a point. A point to held with like, a few of the well known crazies. Not like the 'Cloti' side doesn't have a few of those hmmmm?

But still stating wether you like, or dislike an article that has been posted onto an FF7 forum, namely the LTD thread, pretaining to the LTD, isn't to much of a crime. Wether you read it regularly or not. That would be forgetting DesFailed target, Cleriths. The people who mainly don't like as such? Cleriths, or people who just don't put up with that kind of bullshit. Maybe they want to see if they are the newest super star? I don't know. I read it to see if I agreed with this ones 'headline news'.

 

[Winter]

just one more shit link

BEST FANFICTION EVER

 

[Zee]

you and me are fucking done professionally

 

[Winter]

fine

see if i credit you in my awesome cleris fanmix

 

[Zee]

see if i credit you in my awesome cleris fanmix

 

[DrakeClawfang]

"Tifa Strife Queen of Hentai"

The clue is in the name.

EDIT - The reviews are worth the price of admission. "This story is so good, I love Cloti, Aeris is such a bitch!". Well, she panders to her audience. Her close-minded, biased opinionated audience. But she knows who she's writing for.

EDIT x2 - As a note, my stance on character bashing - no, just, no. I used to bash characters, don't anymore unless it's for comedic effect like in my FFWiki walkthroughs. I hate and dislike characters and can explain why, but why waste time going out of my way to rant? If you ask I'll provide a lengthy essay on why Sephiroth is such a lousy villain incomparison to the likes of Golby, Kefka, Kuja and Seymour (yes, I consider Seymour a superior villain, though just barely), but I'm not gonna bash him unprovoked. What's the point?

As for Tifa and Aerith:

Tifa is not a bitch because she tries to make Cloud her ideal man - she doesn't.
Tifa is not a slut just because she dresses skimpy - Ashe, Rikku and Lightning are just as skimpy and they're not called sluts that I've seen.
Aerith is not a bitch who tried to steal Cloud from Tifa - in the specific timeframe of FF7, IMO Cloud wasn't anyone's yet.
Aerith is not a slut just because she's a "flower seller". Unless you're making that remark as a joke, don't make it.

Also, Aerith and Tifa were good friends. Case of point, how many times do you see them hanging out together when the party splits up?

Also - Aerti. :p

 

[Fairheartstrife]

just one more shit link

BEST FANFICTION EVER

I swear to god if Cloud is mowing the lawn... Just No. Not clicking...

 

[DrakeClawfang]

I swear to god if Cloud is mowing the lawn... Just No. Not clicking...

No, this fic is funny.

 

[Ryushikaze]

As for Tifa and Aerith:

Tifa is not a bitch because she tries to make Cloud her ideal man - she doesn't.
Tifa is not a slut just because she dresses skimpy - Ashe, Rikku and Lightning are just as skimpy and they're not called sluts that I've seen.

I've seen it said. Mostly of Rikku, but the others get flak too. None of them deserve it.

Aerith is not a bitch who tried to steal Cloud from Tifa - in the specific timeframe of FF7, IMO Cloud wasn't anyone's yet.

Of course not. She's a bitch for wholly unrelated reasons. And she's awesome because of it.

Aerith is not a slut just because she's a "flower seller". Unless you're making that remark as a joke, don't make it.

I fail to see how dealing drugs makes a woman a slut.

Also, Aerith and Tifa were good friends. Case of point, how many times do you see them hanging out together when the party splits up?

Also - Aerti. :p

They're just pretending to like each other when they have hot lesbian sex. They really hate each other.

Now comes the time of the thread I tell us to get the content to spam ratios so the numbers are higher on the left side of the colon.

 

[DrakeClawfang]

I've seen it said. Mostly of Rikku, but the others get flak too. None of them deserve it.

Agreed

Of course not. She's a bitch for wholly unrelated reasons. And she's awesome because of it.

I remember seeing a Clerith vid once to "I'm a Bitch, I'm a Mother, etc". I'll track it down and post it, it was funny, offensive and awesome all at once.

I fail to see how dealing drugs makes a woman a slut.

Viagra?

They're just pretending to like each other when they have hot lesbian sex. They really hate each other.

Yes, they love Cloud in their hearts but hate that they cannot control their burning desire for each other. They know this is wrong, they shouldn't feel this way, it's forbidden, Cloud is the man who knows their hearts, but dammit, they know each other's bodies like no man ever could. This type of love cannot be spoken of but it transcends speech, transcends thought. On a deeper, spiritual level, they need each other, and hate each other for it. Try as they might, their loathing will always lose out to their lust.

Is it sad I turned myself on just a little bit writing that? :p