The First Epic LTD of TLS forums

[Shadowfox]

So... Cloud's having sex with an ape?

Why not? That should tie in with their monkey love theory.

 

[I Am Not Me]

So... Cloud's having sex with an ape?

 

[Dashell]

Sorry the Lion King got involved and there were a bunch of screenshots posted and basically this happened:

EDIT:
just replaces "clutches" with "Cloud having sex with a monkey."

EDIT 2: Whoops he doesn't say the clutches line, NM

 

[Tennyo]

Uh oh it's Kimba the White lion all over again.

And we all know how this went down.

 

[Dashell]

And we all know how this went down.

What about Cloud going down on a lion?




... okay I'll stop

 

[Tennyo]

I think that's definitely going too far now.

But then the dust does spell "Sex" when they lay down in the grass...

 

[Ryushikaze]

Absolutely. So much so that I think Nojima may have ~borrowed~ a bit.

Hey, art IS theft...

Uh oh it's Kimba the White lion all over again.

Smeg Kimba. It's more Hamlet than Kimba. Granted, there is some damn obvious Kimba, but it's 60 Hamlet and 40 Kimba in the blender.

Not the dust- the stars.

I spent way too much time checking that shite long long ago.

 

[Isabella]

I thought the sex was in the leaves?

EDIT:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skD2gyP1cCs

 

[Tennyo]

I was told it was the dust, dag nabbit! I once had a class where the teacher played it in slow mo and paused to point it out. I still couldn't tell but meh.

 

[Eerie]

Absolutely. So much so that I think Nojima may have ~borrowed~ a bit.

Fair enough, since Disney borrowed from Leo the Lion XD

Also, as for Cloud loving Aerith in Disc One, if that was so important and the truth, wouldn't we see that locked in his heart in the Lifestream scene? Since this is THE scene where you can see the real Cloud's feelings and all. Instead, all we get to see, is how Cloud is ALL about Tifa, how his crush/love for her shaped his life.
No matter what, it was Tifa's heart and not Aerith's that Cloud's heart called endlessly in the Lifestream. I didn't get to see a bit of Aerith, her influence and his feelings for her in that major scene - and it was his own HEART.

What more do we need, honestly? Right before becoming a veggie, he was still all about her, feelings-wise. And he only became himself during that scene. Conclusion?

Also, no, ZaCloud wasn't like Zack, because he was ALSO a mix of the hero he wanted to be for Tifa - hence the flashes when he meets up with her at the beginning of FFVII.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

I am going to say this once. I am only going to say this once. So if anyone wants to hop aboard the hatetrain, they should do so now.

AERITH IS DEAD AND SHE CANNOT DO HALF THE SHIT SOME CLERITHS BELIEVE. JUST BECAUSE CLOUD IMAGINES THAT SHE CAN TOUCH HIM DOESN'T MEAN THEY SHOULD OR WILL HAVE SPIRIT SEX.

 

[I Am Not Me]

YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE SUCH BIG FONT.




Yeah, and Cloud imagines Aerith can stretch her arm to touch his in an anatomically impossible way. Talk about creepy and disturbing. Good thing SE didn't show us how Aerith managed to do that, or we'll have to complain to them about the genre of the movie.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

You know what this means.

Spoiler

 

[I Am Not Me]

^

I love that movie.

Now I just imagined Aerith doing that in 7th Heaven, trying to get to Cloud. Cleriths make me imagine so many wrong things.

 

[Vendel]

YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE SUCH BIG FONT.

LOUD NOISES!

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

PEOPLE WHO NEED LARGE PRINT CAN READ IT.

 

[Splintered]

 

[Cthulhu]

Needs a shoop.

 

[Dashell]

ROFL that'd be great XD

hmmm.... how about this, some Cleriths think that Aerith referring to Cloud as her "koibito" in CoLW is proof that she's over Zack and loves Cloud. Whilst it doesn't tell us Cloud's feelings, what are your thoughts on whether or not Aerith is over Zack? I think the ending to AC/C kinda negates this because it's clear that Aerith and Zack are together, or that they found each other, but I'd like to hear other arguments as well.

(Just bringing you Clerith arguments without screenshots BTW)

 

[Hinata Hyuga]

some Cleriths think that Aerith referring to Cloud as her "koibito" in CoLW is proof that she's over Zack and loves Cloud. Whilst it doesn't tell us Cloud's feelings, what are your thoughts on whether or not Aerith is over Zack?

She expressed romantic feelings for the only Cloud she knows in CoLW. The Cloud Aerith fell for, she fell for because of all the things that reminded her of Zack, her first love, the one who is 'always by her side' after her death(do they really think they put that in for no reason at all?).

Even if Aerith somehow gained the knowledge of who the real Cloud was after her death, it'd probably be hard to just shake off her feelings. It's an emotion, and those don't have to make sense.

Aerith held onto her feelings for Zack for years after his death. She wrote him near to one-hundred letters, and even after she sent her last one she wore pink for him in anticipation of their meeting.

The entire reason she fell for Cloud, especially as fast as she did, was because of Zack.

The way that the majority of the Cleriths want to completely push him out of the picture is just sad and ridiculous.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Incidentally, the leaves in Lion King aren't supposed to spell "sex," they're supposed to spell "SFX." At least that's what we're supposed to think. But yeah, it was apparently put there by the sound effects crew, or as a tribute to them, so y'no

 

[Hinata Hyuga]

I also think it's funny(as in hypocritical)that these people who say that Aerith having feelings for Cloud means that Zack is not even a blip on her radar are the same ones that have said that if SE ever has Cloud and Tifa get together(because they really aren't already. right.), that it doesn't mean that Cloud doesn't still love Aerith. He does, he just doesn't want to live his life alone and Tifa is understanding of this(I like how she's soo sweet when she's "respectful" of Cloud's everlasting guilt-love for Aerith. She's usually so selfish and clingy.).

 

[Ryushikaze]

Incidentally, the leaves in Lion King aren't supposed to spell "sex," they're supposed to spell "SFX." At least that's what we're supposed to think. But yeah, it was apparently put there by the sound effects crew, or as a tribute to them, so y'no

I'd believe that more if not for the frames in Adventurers, the woody in Little mermaid, etc.

I also think it's funny(as in hypocritical)that these people who say that Aerith having feelings for Cloud means that Zack is not even a blip on her radar are the same ones that have said that if SE ever has Cloud and Tifa get together(because they really aren't already. right.), that it doesn't mean that Cloud doesn't still love Aerith. He does, he just doesn't want to live his life alone and Tifa is understanding of this(I like how she's soo sweet when she's "respectful" of Cloud's everlasting guilt-love for Aerith. She's usually so selfish and clingly.).

It all comes down to the double standards. C/A is their holy and immutable OTP so even if other pairings happen it's still going on, but any pairing that gets in the way is dismissed, even if it has more empirical backing (Read: any) than the pink pairing.

 

[Celes Chere]

You'd never see a section like that in the CT forums...

Unless it were for Twilight....

Not even that, actually. Looking back, I argued that there be some acceptions and now I'm glad CT Forums are strictly no bashing.

I don't think CloudAerith arguments are delusional.

So, you saw Aerith being stabbed by Sephiroth in Cloud's other eye in ACC? You saw a flower shape in the FFVII AC logo and instantly thought: OMG CLERITH? Who rofled when in ACC

Spoiler

Zack was in Cloud's eye, after reading comments from rapid Cleriths saying: "OMG Clotis are retarded yaoi fans lolz"

Some arguments are just plain silly. Some of the CT arguments are a little iffy too. (Not many but... )

aybe it's just I do find it kind of unsettling that there are no CloudAerith's in sight in this thread.

There were some... they're gone now. Well, not from the site, just from the thread atm. xD

As a CloudTifa, I honestly think he moved on. Some people think he didn't. That's fine too.

It's hard for Cloud to move on, when he had nothing to move on from. Seriously, there is absolutely no proof that Cloud loved Aerith during FFVII. There may be some hints that Aerith loved Cloud, but I see nothing for his side. For Cloud and Tifa, you see that Tifa loves him but also that he loves her. There are so many quotes stating what is so painfully obvious.

It's fine, it's just not fact.

Aerith is over Zack

No, she's not. COLW needs a time-line for me to fully accept that Aerith has moved on. Seems strange that quotes saying that she and Zack are intimate, destiny, that Zack is her first love that will always be by her side AND that they have an inseperable relationship are all moot because of one ambigious piece of Clerith desperation.

 

[Dashell]

after reading comments from rapid Cleriths saying: "OMG Clotis are retarded yaoi fans lolz"

Hey I'm proud to be a rapid Yaoi fan