The First Epic LTD of TLS forums

[A]

That is fine with me
But others will disagree
Refuse to obey

a .​

 

[Strangelove]

Grow tired they might, but much shorter a thread!
Lost count, have I, of all the pages read
Seems verily a vast field, wherein there
grazes deer of a most bizarre teal hair

Iambic meter, my next decree be
And if it rhymes not then I shall ban thee

- hitoshura

 

[A]

Cba to rhyme
My mind has wilted and died
But please don't ban thee!

a .​

EDIT:

By the way, I loved that post.

 

[crack]

Why are we rhyming
I suck at this fucking crap
So I beg you, stop.​

 

[Strangelove]

My child, it doth seem thy usage of 'thee'
is erroneous. But fret not! For I
shall explain; 'thee' is 'you', though lacking in
formality. Thus thou said, "don't ban you!"

If rhyme you will not, blank verse I will take
But least a closing rhyming couplet make

- hitoshura

 

[A]

My hands are weary, and I have not slept.
For not long ago, I had only just wept.
I thank thee for the truth!
I assure you, next time I won't sound as uncouth.

But then again, I wonder, and I must ask,
Why must we fill in this degrading task?

 

[crack]

Why are you guys speaking to each other in that way?

TALK NORMALLY.

 

[I Am Not Me]

Talk normally, I shan't
Until an explanation is given
For the presence of insanity herein


~ I-fail-at-rhymes
​

 

[Fairheartstrife]

And I'm out of this thread until it returns to some sense of normalcy, or at the very least topic...

 

[Strangelove]

As a reply, I was going to write a sonnet,
but that's pretty hard so I thought, "sod it."

Isn't poetry fun, though?
Just play along for a mo'.

Some of the things in the thread
make so little sense I start to doubt what I read.

A little bit of poetry might make it more enjoyable
even if it isn't very comprehensible.

(The topics being discussed, that is.
Don't knock my poetry, bitch.)

But if you want to write normally, that's fine too.
Thought I might not reply in the same manner to you.

 

[Tennyo]

Grow tired they might, but much shorter a thread!
Lost count, have I, of all the pages read
Seems verily a vast field, wherein there
grazes deer of a most bizarre teal hair

Iambic meter, my next decree be
And if it rhymes not then I shall ban thee

- hitoshura

This was pretty awesome.

 

[Strangelove]

I can get back on topic, but I can do it with a touch of class.

~TSBNLPoFFVIIC(WNPtAoC)EoQRT~

This thread as Samsara goes; an endless
cycle. Revenant topic first decay
to but arise anew with time's progress.
Selfsame subjects, and to many's dismay,
with fresh proof to rend your ships asunder.
Opal arguments in a constant flow,
and men that barely fill a cow's hunger,
and secrets of eldritch tongue few can know.
Against vainglorious hoards the Just stand,
the Word of God ordaining their success.
Alas that not all ever goes as planned.
The hopes once high oft must settle for less.

"No, 'koibito' does mean lover. Really.
Plus, no couple is canon, actually."


That's the first sonnet I've ever written

And will demand this thread's title include the words "Poetry Slam" to make this part of the topic.

As a bonus for people who write their posts (or part of them) in some poetic form, I won't ban you.

 

[I Am Not Me]

Plus, no couple is canon, actually.

Such lies you have posted!
Proof, as We and SE have boasted,
Clack is the canon couple!
So shut up and get me an apple.

~ The Chosen Blue Sider

Spoiler

~TSBNLPoFFVIIC(WNPtAoC)EoQRT~

What?

That's the first sonnet I've ever written

You win the thread. Thought you oughtta know

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

no good at this but
I wanted to mention that
Aerti is canon.

-Aki

 

[Ryushikaze]

Cease using haiku
It does not lead to debate
return to prose now

 

[Makoeyes987]

I love how I go to bed and wake up to this place becoming Bizarro overnight. What the fuck is going on here?

 

[Ⓐaron]

Some of it would be a result of the game of Truth or Dare that happened in the CxT shoutbox last night, though I don't know if hito was involved in that

 

[Makoeyes987]

You're all queers.

And I say that with love

 

[Celes Chere]

YOU LIE, VEE.

I created that Ryu Club and Meaning of Life thread out of total free will.

Also, I'm supposed to have that Twilight set until tonight, but I almost puked every time I looked at it. x;

 

[Makoeyes987]

Yeah, and Aerith is Cloud's koibito

 

[Vendel]

Yeah, and Aerith is Cloud's koibito

She said it so that makes it true.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Vendel, such weak trolling doesn't suit you, man. You're better than this. C'mon!

Unless FF_Goddess perfected a brainwashing beam, its gonna take more than a sig and pink text to make me believe you've gone over to the dark pink side.

 

[Celes Chere]

FF_Goddess

Lmao, Vendel should have changed his user-name to that.

 

[Ryushikaze]

Vendel, such weak trolling doesn't suit you, man. You're better than this. C'mon!

Unless FF_Goddess perfected a brainwashing beam, its gonna take more than a sig and pink text to make me believe you've gone over to the dark pink side.

She built one, and tried to use it on me.

The emitter exploded, and well. Things were never the same.

He's working off a dare at the moment, Mako.

 

[Tetsujin]

Truth or Dare? Why have I missed this? D=