I think, like shooting 'Mongo' in 'Blazing Saddles,' at the very least it makes Tseng mad.
But I really came here to do a Reno post, it's my first one here and I'm intimidated, so I'm sorry if it's out of line, and bear in mind these are all my personal opinions & tastes. Take them all with a grain of salt...
In Defense of Reno
Yeah, Cloud’s twelve kinds of awesome that don’t quit. Also twelve kinds of sulky that don’t quit, and I’ve more than enough of that on my own. I need a redheaded angry passionate fighter who can flop anywhere, laugh at anything and look beautiful even when falling and failing. And come up swinging. I want that hot piece of fiction for my own. Nothing IRL can beat that yet.
Contrite, blue-eyed, red-haired, skinny, tattooed (at least that's what I believe they are), short-tempered, passionate, bendy, dexterous, strong, hardworking, dedicated, stylish, floppy, talkative, arrogant, persistent, hilarious, gorgeous bad-ass GQ motherfrakker with a Ph.D. in Kicking Your Ass, willing to accept personal responsibility and atone for grievous wrongs, sporting the only mullet that has ever looked good in the history of hair. Also—if the fanfiction is to be believed—incessant slut.
I find Reno, for my money: less moody than Cloud or Vincent, less ornery than Cid, less emotionally unavailable than Rude, less loud than Barrett, less angsty than Tifa, less inexperienced than Elena, less dead than Aeris, less shrill than Yuffie, less reserved than Tseng, less manipulative than Rufus, less psychotic than Sephiroth, less absent than Reeve.
Plus, look at those freakin' clavicle bones. Om nom nom.
<3
Kassi