The General Turks Worship Thread

[LicoriceAllsorts]

I like Reno's overbite. The way his top lip doesn't quite close over his teeth.
What actually bugs me in AC/C is the times when Reno isn't carefully animated - there are time when he suddenly looks flat and wooden (when his character is anything but!). I don't think any of the other characters have this problem.

Spoiler: Sephiroth looks like a grasshopper in ACC.

I'm not sure I understand Kassi's question. Are we talking about a sexy five-some here? Or are you asking what makes each of the Turks awesome to me as individuals? Sorry to be so dense! I'm having a dozy day.

 

[Octo]

^^this.

So I was thinking of doing a sekrit project for each of the Four & Rufus, and with that in mind, I have a question for everyone who'd like to answer:

What makes Rufus/Tseng/Reno/Rude/Elena awesome for you? As much or as little as you like, and it doesn't have to be your favorite, and you're welcome to answer for more than one. Links to your favorite pictures are helpful too.

<3
Kassi

Overall, I think what I like best about the Turks is that they're almost realistic, when you look at FFVII, a fantasy game with swords and sorcery they really stand out. As does Shinra/Midgar. I guess that makes it more relateable to me? Also as a massive fan of dystopian sci-fi stuff (Bladerunner, Akira, 1984 etc) they wouldn't be out of place in any of those settings. So I guess that adds to the squee factor for me.

Tseng is my favorite, always has been, always will be. I've had a crush on him since the game came out. I won't lie, originally it was down to an aesthetic thing, all that long black hair and pale skin. I'm all about contrasts (For some reason Vincent didn't do it for me, perhaps because he's more of a 'fantasy' character?) Then on top of that he's not a straightforward character. The first few times we see him in the game hes quite sadistic it seems, happy to rub it in Avalanche's face that they're about to die and how he's taking Aerith, and he hits her. And then again in Shinra HQ when the party are apprehended again with his "It must have been a real thrill for you... Did you enjoy it?" line.

But then later we learn that he's got this other side to him, he seems concerned for Aerith's wellbeing, we find out he has some sort of a crush on her, he asks Elena to dinner, but before we can really suss him out, Sephiroth ruins everything

So yeah, I guess thinking he was dead for a few years made me think about his character more.

I have more to write about Tseng and the others but right now I gotta go stack the dishwasher or we'll be eating off chopping boards again!

 

[Kassi]

Are we talking about a sexy five-some here? Or are you asking what makes each of the Turks awesome to me as individuals?

Oops, nope, punctuation fail! I was asking what makes each of them awesome to you as individuals, as you eloquently put it.

I forgot to add that favorite quotes/scenes are good too. Thanks for the responses so far everyone, keep 'em coming!

<3
Kassi

 

[Morello]

I like Reno's overbite. The way his top lip doesn't quite close over his teeth.

Yes! Especially here:

The thing that bugs me about most of the characters in ACC is that their hands often look really small! But then, in the BC art, they make up for it, by making them huge.

I have to admit that, unlike Fangu, I found almost everyone in AC/C attractive! Even my sister, whose first reaction to my obsession was "How can you fancy a CARTOON?" changed her mind when she saw Rufus. Sephiroth is the exception, because, as Licorice says, he does look like a grasshopper. I liked him better in Crisis Core.

But it's not completely about what the characters look like for me, because otherwise I'd still be a Genesis fan. Seeing a You Tube video of that CC fight scene on the Junon Cannon got me back into the fandom after playing the original game years before. Then I saw the film, and went back to the original game, and rediscovered the Turks, and that was it.

I think a lot of it is what Octo said about the Turks being more realistic characters than the others. I loved Midgar in the original game - I was really disappointed when I left it and discovered I couldn't get back in - and the Turks really seem to belong to Midgar. I also love the fact that they're not enhanced. Those AC/C fights with the remnants - you have to admire Reno and Rude for giving it all they've got even though they can't win. They get knocked down, but they get up again! And they all really care about each other, whatever they may have done to other people. I'll be back later with thoughts on individual Turks, and quotes. I was going to make a collage of fave Turk pics, but Photobucket has just changed its editing software, and now I can't. (Can't complain too much given that I don't pay.) I'll post some Turk pics later, too.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Yes, Cherry, that's it. His face looks almost goofy when he gets serious.

It's an interesting question you ask, Kassi. I've noticed the fandom is broadly divided into those who are more interested in Avalanche, those who are interested in Soldier, and those who prefer Shinra and the Turks. Because I came in to the fandom through AC, it coloured all my subsequent experiences of the fandom. Visually, the Turks were very striking to look at in the film, especially Reno. He was my first favourite Turk. Crisis Core got me more interested in Tseng. Compared to the attention-seeking glam-rockers of Soldier he stood out as a real professional, calm, steady, with a withering sense of humour, and sexy as all get out in his suit and with that melting voice of his. When I started rreading and watching Before Crisis I became even more interested in his complexities. At the same time I became more and more interested in the Turks collectively, their interactions, their group dynamics, their role within the company, their particular kind of morality.

I'd never written any fanfiction before FFVII and I crossed paths. It was like love at first sight. I don't think I'll ever write for any other fandom. For some reason, the Turks inspire me. I think it's because they have such strong, distinct personalities, and have all experienced loves and losses that have the potential to make them complex people - but their full story hasn't ever really been told. We only know snippets; they are the secondary characters, background and foil to Cloud and Tifa. This makes them a gold mine to a fanfiction writer. Tseng, Rude, Reno have no backstory at all; Elena, Cissnei, and the rest of the BC Turks have only the sketchiest of backstories. The fictioneer is left with plenty of elbow room to explore and invent around their characters.

Also, they just look really cool. Like the cool gang you want to hang out with but are scared to approach because you know they'd laugh at you and blow smoke rings in your face.

 

[Octo]

Gah! I had a big tl:dr post written out and shitting vbulletin lost it

Ugh....maybe I'll be able to sum up the energy to type it all up again. Basically though it was 'I like the Turks becos they r cool'

Gonna go destroy something now.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Damn. Wanted to read that, octo.

 

[Octo]

*deep breath* Now I gotta do this from memory and it wont be as good.

I have to agree with what you said Lic, the fact we know so little about the Turks is what makes them so interesting.

Reno: For a long time my second favourite, but now he's on an equal footing with Rude and Elena as my appreciation of those two has grown.

What isn't to like about Reno? His sardonic attitude 'Even the booze tastes bad' 'Oh.. don't step on the flowers' and his dress sense suggest that he's probably the most laid back of the Turks, but that doesn't make him any less of a professional.

I always thought he was attractive, even in his 'rat boy' OG incarnation. I don't hate the way he looks in AC but I wish they'd been a bit braver and made him more like how he was in the OG instead of prettying him up.



Rude: I've always thought he was cool, but he has definitely grown on me, due in part to the compilation (ha I'm saying nice things about the compilation!) but also down to Lic's characterisation of him in her fic (and a few other fanfic writers) and Soak's unbridled enthusiasm!

I agree he is probably great boyfriend material, on the face of it he looks like one of those typical movie 'tough guys' as if he's all muscle and no brains, but if you scratch the surface you see that he's a gentleman at heart, with a soft side, compassion for his fellow Turks. His doomed romance with Chelsea in BC was a particularly touching moment, plus his crush on Tifa, how he hates hitting girls, and how he's shy about making speeches. I hate to say it, but Rude is a cuddlebug!

Elena: I'll admit that in the OG she does come across as ditzy, and for a long while my 'head characterisation' of her was along those lines, as a sort of comic relief fangirl character. But that was before I started taking things more seriously. And it shows in the OG that Elena can take the initative and kick ass, at the end of the game she's still got the will to fight and theres something admirable in that. I know theres nothing canon to back it up, but I feel like when she turns up at Icicle with those 2 MP's she was acting on her own, nothing to do with Shinra. I can see her being distraught over Tsengs 'death' and wanting to do something anything to stop herself going crazy. Its funny that she doesn't even bother to arrest Cloud if she succeeds in punching him.

Also by the AC she is no longer the rookie. I like that scene in ACC where she puts herself directly in the line of fire to protect Tseng. It was a little heartskipping squee moment for me.

I also like how in BC, despite the fact they dressed her in a loli/sexy schoogirl outfit, shes still quite fiesty and beligerent. They could have portrayed her as a cutesy type and they didn't, and I loved seeing her rivalry with her sister.

Also, she wants in Tseng's pants, and who could dislike someone with such good taste?

 

[Octo]

Double post because I'm too cool for school.

I was just reading about Elena on the FFVII wiki, and it says about how her father taught at the Shinra Academy and how she achieved 5 Elite medals. I get this vibe that Elena was in competition with her sister for her daddies love. So I got to thinking, a) Does Elena have daddy issues? Does this have anything to do with Tseng? b)what do you think Elena's dad was like?

Obviously theres no proof, but I kind of get the feeling her mother died when Elena was very young, does anyone else get a vibe like that?

 

[Kassi]

We only know snippets; they are the secondary characters, background and foil to Cloud and Tifa. This makes them a gold mine to a fanfiction writer. […] The fictioneer is left with plenty of elbow room to explore and invent around their characters.

I love your entire post, but especially this. I agree, there's so much wiggle room and potential for individual interpretation with unknown characters.

Probably why I'm putting off reading Case of Shinra and watching BC playthroughs. The more I see of canon the less flexible the characters become. Unless one has superior Denying Reality or Retcon powers.

At the same time I'm pretty sure everyone in this thread has familiarized themselves with BC and Case of Shinra, so talking about any of them here just reveals my ignorance and Fan-Fail.

Also, they just look really cool. Like the cool gang you want to hang out with but are scared to approach because you know they'd laugh at you and blow smoke rings in your face.

Also: love your posts, Octo -- you've got awesome takes on Elena.

<3
Kassi

 

[Unlucky]

Wow, I love this conversation going on! That's a really nice question, Kassi

Well if you ask anyone here, I only came to this thread recently, and I first got interested in the Turks because of their fanarts. But I do have the same reasons for admiring them-- it's because they (together with Midgar, which was one of my favorite parts of the OG) are the most realistic within the whole compilation. Like I said before, they stand out, and I believe they deserve their own game!

I can't pick a favorite among them because to me, their awesomeness can be attributed for them being a group, although of course each and everyone of them are interesting on their own.

But maybe I can say that Rufus is the one I'm most fond of I'm not gonna deny that it's mainly because he's fuckin handsome (those lashes... hhhnnngh). But after reading Case of Shinra, I grew to love him more than that. The novella really portrayed him as human. It shattered my image of him being sort of a 'cliche' antagonist, though I still like to think of him as condescending and a bit cold and such. He has his own, cool way of telling everyone that he's not someone to fool around with. But underneath that persona, he's someone who is not entirely different from everyone else, though I'd like to think that most of his characteristics are a part of him somehow and not just something that he puts up because he's a Shinra.

I have the same thoughts with Soak about Rude. I think he just loves the adrenaline rush of looking tough and playing the part, but he's not a cruel person. In fact I think he's very respectful especially to ladies.

Tseng is also an interesting character to me. I believe he's not a cold person, it's just that he is the most dedicated to his job among all of them. And also, he's a man of principles and it shows through out the compilation.

Elena fits exactly the type of female character that I like. Feisty, mean, and you can even say heartless to her enemies, but she is a woman, she cares about her looks, she cares about love. I can't help but feel that we're the same in so many ways. I also love her look (not necessarily her look in AC, but her short hair and stature), and if I get any better in drawing I swear I'm gonna make lots of sketches of her.

Reno is someone whose personality shows in everything that he does. He's laid back but that doesn't necessarily mean that he's a rule-breaker. I love how he manages to get the job done even if you get the vibe that he's lax compared to the others. He gives no fucks. I'd love to be friends with someone like him!

The hair color Reno has looks very dyed to me. That shade of red - I don't think I've ever seen it naturally on a real person.

I'd really like to think that he dyes it. I hope SE comes up with this info about Reno to make it canon!

I like Reno's overbite. The way his top lip doesn't quite close over his teeth.

Amen. Overbites are sexy because I have it myself

Spoiler: Sephiroth looks like a grasshopper in ACC.

Though I can't say that I'm disappointed in Sephiroth's look in AC, I think it looks too soft and pretty for someone who's supposed to look intimidating and scary. Remember his menu portrait in the OG? He looks perfect there with the long nose and pointed chin. Maybe the animators tried to make him look as such but figured he'd look too ugly compared to the loveliness that is Cloud? Lol I don't know.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

I never in a million years thought I'd be recommending an mpreg fic to anyone, but cherry (morello) recently posted a really great take on this tired old trope:

Spoiler: The Meteor Effect

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8051949/1/

It feels realistic and believable (for an mpreg - I mean, if it was ever going to happen, it'd happen like this) and it's an interesting exploration of the dynamics of a partnership. I love the plotting and the clever way the whole scenario is established.

Andv for those who don''t care for that sort of thing, or just like looking at pictures, here's:

Spoiler: Rude cosplay

Spoiler: Turk Pokemon masters

But are those really the right Pokemon for them?

Spoiler: Just Weird

I just can't work out what message the artist is trying to convey.

Spoiler

But I think Reno might be saying, "Fuck off, can't you see we're busy here?"

 

[Octo]

I never in a million years thought I'd be recommending an mpreg fic to anyone, but cherry (morello) recently posted a really great take on this tired old trope:

Spoiler: The Meteor Effect

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8051949/1/

It feels realistic and believable (for an mpreg - I mean, if it was ever going to happen, it'd happen like this) and it's an interesting exploration of the dynamics of a partnership. I love the plotting and the clever way the whole scenario is established.

I'm going to read this, I'm sure if anyone can make a silk purse out of the sows ear that is Mpreg, its Morello

Spoiler: Rude cosplay

Awesome cosplay is awesome!

Spoiler: Turk Pokemon masters

But are those really the right Pokemon for them?

Whell, firstly I have to register my disgust that Tseng and Elena have blue eyes not brown. That out of the way, I feel bad that Dark Nation seems to have been usurped there.

Now, my knowledge of pokemon is limited, but I know that Elena has an Eevee there, but I think she should have Glaceon, which is and evolved form of Eevee with an Ice affinity - this matches Elena in game as she absorbs ice attacks. Reno, while we all think of him as a firery redhead is immune to lightning, so he should probably have Jolteon instead of Rude. Rude is immune to gravity, and this is where we hit a snag because none of Eevee's evolutions are earth/gravity based, so we could go with Onyx - which is fitting as its a big fucking huge snake made of rock, or if we don't want to break up the pattern we could give him the grass type Leafeon, y'know grass/earth...close enough?

I'm willing to speculate that Tseng would be water affilated, so I guess Vaporeon is fitting.

....when did I become such a huge fucking nerd?

Spoiler: Just Weird

I just can't work out what message the artist is trying to convey.

Spoiler

But I think Reno might be saying, "Fuck off, can't you see we're busy here?"

I'm guessing this one is unfinished? Or is Reno frightened? I think Seph and the guys are inviting them for an orgy and Cloud Vin and Reno are doing some last minute boning up no I mean last minute cramming....uh...

 

[Soakette]

I never in a million years thought I'd be recommending an mpreg fic to anyone, but cherry (morello) recently posted a really great take on this tired old trope:

Spoiler: The Meteor Effect

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8051949/1/

I was on FF.net yesterday looking for some good Rude fanfiction and I saw this story and it said mpreg and immediatly closed the page.. I didn't want to touch it. But I had no idea it was from morello. So i'll go back and give it a read.

Spoiler: Rude cosplay

I remember showing this picture to Fangu the other day. I was going to post it today but you beat me to it! lol.

 

[Fangu]

I was on FF.net yesterday looking for some good Rude fanfiction and I saw this story and it said mpreg and immediatly closed the page.. I didn't want to touch it. But I had no idea it was from morello. So i'll go back and give it a read.

Sorry Morello but I'm still thinking of whether I want to give it a try or not

Regarding my rant about 'why Turks', I'm just lazy. I want to sum it up with a sentence or two. So here goes:

- Playing the game, I thought they were cool
- The Tseng club here made me further interested
- Reading DIPOTP made me even more interested

So here I am.

As to each of their appeals - all of the Turks are interesting characters. I think I find Elena and Rude the most appealing slash interesting. I don't care as much for the rest of them (yet). I like the Reno/Rude dynamic. The one in the game, mind yous, not so much all of the weird/awkward/awful fics about them.

 

[Soakette]

Okay so I read the first chapter and I can't take mpreg seriously so I was laughing through it especially hearing everything Rude says. I just can't picture it. lol. But I have to say I am interested on how this story is going to end so, please Morello post the other chapters!

 

[Fangu]

I don't care as much for the rest of them (yet).

What I was thinking when I wrote this was: BC turks. Of course I care about Tseng and Reno

Morello I did skim your fic. I love the way it's written and obviously you're a very good writer.

But the topic... I just can't do it. Rude to me sort of takes pride in his masculinity, it's very much a part of his identity, and in my world he would run to the abortion clinic and hope no one ever found out

However I also feel that way about Tseng. The masculinity bit, I mean. I don't know if it comes from working with and being around men all my life, or if it's a wacked fantasy of how I want them to be (because I sort of hero worship some of the very masculine traits in men, and strive to copy some of it, because it looks like how they do things makes their lives easier somehow - other stuff makes it harder, of course) - but the 'estrogenizing' of men in an mpreg story - I'm really sorry but it's really not my cup of tea. (Not accusing anyone else of loving it either; as you said yourself Morello, it's a challenge you've given yourself.)

Men can be protective and caring fathers and be worried like mothers and cry and everything, but to me a male Turk (or even a female!) would never put those feelings out on display. You can't have someone be dark and dangerous and then have them be loving and caring at the same time. For me, even the bromace of Reno and Rude is based on mutual trust and partnership, and not friendship or love or care in any way. They need each others trust in their line of work, and they even act like friends, but I think they trust each other only because they really have no other choice. One day the other might end up slitting the other's throat - and I think they know this.

I know it's unfair ranting about this not even having properly read the first chapter So I'm ranting about this generally, of course. Head cannons are hard to shake. I want to read the story when it's done.

 

[Soakette]

For me, even the bromace of Reno and Rude is based on mutual trust and partnership, and not friendship or love or care in any way. They need each others trust in their line of work, and they even act like friends, but I think they trust each other only because they really have no other choice. One day the other might end up slitting the other's throat - and I think they know this.

Wow... I can not disagree with you more here. I think they do think of each other as partners (obviously) but also as best friends. Even when there were so many Turks they kinda stuck with each other. There friendship shows in BC a lot especially with the whole Chelsea thing. If they only looked at each other just as partners Reno would care what Rude was doing after hours, or let Rude tell him to shut up so he can vent out his anger at him.In CC or was it BC? anyway Reno was called and Cissnei needed his help and then Rude called and said he needed help to.. and Reno went to go help Rude, even though he is probably more skilled than Cissnei and I also think Cissnei was closer in location to him. I don't think either of them would slit each others throat. Maybe if it was a life and death situation. But I don't see that ever happening since so far they are both loyal to shinra and all that. Maybe I'm stupid in seeing there relationship in a lighter way... but It's hard for me to believe that they trust each other just because they have to. I think I remember reading somewhere that no one really trusted Legend (even though he is/was a turk) but yet they still used him anyway. Maybe he is a bad example to use? Maybe I'm getting off topic here.. Sorry I'm not a good writer in explaining things. lol.

But anyway, I love you Fangu, that wasn't to be little your opinion or anything <3

P.s I think Rude would win if he and Reno had a fight >.<

 

[Fangu]

Nah, you might be closer to the truth than me. Head cannons, as I said, hard to shake. If your work is to assassinate people, you have to be somewhat jaded. As I think I might be, writing posts like that

Mutual respect, I think we can agree they have that at least. I think they also like each other, and because they are so different, they each give each other something others can't.

 

[Soakette]

Mutual respect, I think we can agree they have that at least. I think they also like each other, and because they are so different, they each give each other something others can't.

Totally agree with you on that

 

[Morello]

Wow - thank you Licorice for recommending my m-preg fic, Licorice and Octo for reviewing so kindly, and Soak and Fangu for giving it a go even when it's such a weird topic. I'm very touched (and probably a bit 'touched' to have written it in the first place)!

It was really just an exercise because I was a bit stuck on some of my other fics so I set myself the task of writing something I'd never normally touch. Please don't read any more of it if m-preg squicks you - it's not my thing either! I'd just read a few 'Reno and Cloud have a baby' stories and I thought I'd have a go at doing something more realistic - a "yes it's weird, but what if it did happen?" scenario. I agree with Fangu's point about masculinity, and that's partly why I made Rude the pregnant one - to see how his sense of himself would be challenged by this unlikely event! But I think you're right - in 'reality' he wouldn't keep it. It's just that he has to here, for plot purposes.

I'm afraid it's going to get worse - there's Reno/Rude too, so if you don't like yaoi it's going to be even more not your thing! But writing Rude coping with weight gain and stretch marks has been fun. A huge thank you to you all for paying it this attention

Men can be protective and caring fathers and be worried like mothers and cry and everything, but to me a male Turk (or even a female!) would never put those feelings out on display. You can't have someone be dark and dangerous and then have them be loving and caring at the same time. For me, even the bromace of Reno and Rude is based on mutual trust and partnership, and not friendship or love or care in any way. They need each others trust in their line of work, and they even act like friends, but I think they trust each other only because they really have no other choice. One day the other might end up slitting the other's throat - and I think they know this.

I don't agree entirely. I think Turks would be a lot less likely to put those feelings out on display than most people, but I think people are contradictory creatures, and some of the most dark and dangerous people can also be loving and caring to their own friends and family (and the Turks do function like a family a lot of the time IMO). Especially in BC, they often seem to be motivated by personal loyalties above professional ones. When Rude falls for Chelsea Reno calls him a 'sentimentalist', but he seems worried for him as a friend as much as because Chelsea's an Avalanche spy. The player Turk often makes moral choices that seem based on kindness rather than pragmatism.

I don't think real world hit men would operate at all like the BC Turks do, but I have no proof because all I know about them comes from fiction. The original game Turks behave more as I'd expect real corporate / government spies and assassins to most of the time, with that attitude of Reno's that they do it because it's their job. But even they show a more human side when they're together.

I know it's unfair ranting about this not even having properly read the first chapter So I'm ranting about this generally, of course. Head cannons are hard to shake. I want to read the story when it's done.

It's not unfair - mpreg is a strange thing - I think so too. It's kind of you to take an interest.

So much of what I've found in fanfiction is strange, and I've read so much I never thought I would, but that's part of what I love about it. I've also written a lot of genres, if that's the word for them, that I originally thought I'd never touch with a barge pole. I don't know if that's necessarily a good thing, but it's been interesting.

Sorry - this post got very long. I'll come back later to talk about Turks!

Edit: Oops - this took me so long to write that Soak's posted in the meantime, and I've just repeated some similar points. I think there's enough space to write the Turks in very different ways. There are good Turk fics where they're all pretty much out-and-out self-serving villains who would turn on each other to save their own skins, and good ones where they're far too sentimental for my personal taste, but the author still makes it work. I like them most when they're somewhere in between those extremes. I love Reno and Rude as best friends most of all, even though I've slashed them a couple of times.

 

[Kassi]

I think people are contradictory creatures, and some of the most dark and dangerous people can also be loving and caring to their own friends and family (and the Turks do function like a family a lot of the time IMO).

This has also been my experience with people, with the exception of sociopaths. For what it's worth, although I don't really care for mpreg, I loved the dialogue and character actions in your story -- I could really hear and see it -- that when I have the time I'm going to go read your other stories. The way you portray them is, for me at least, enjoyably consistent with my headcanon.

...But anyway! I had another reason for posting today.

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Welcome to the first in a series of five Turk Crack Thursdays! While cooking up my super sekrit Turk Crack project I came across a wealth of amazing cracktastic pictures. I’m sure many of you have seen many of these already, but I’m grateful for your lovely assistance in my project, so I would like to share these pictures while you wait.

Happy Holidays

Spoiler: Easter

Spoiler: Rufus’s Birthday

Spoiler: Reeve Claus

Spoiler: Merry Xmas

Spoiler: Trimming the Tree

Spoiler: Happy New Year… How Much Did We Drink?!

Spoiler: Halloween with Little Aerith & Little Rufus 1

Spoiler: Halloween with Little Aerith & Little Rufus 2

Little Rufus

Spoiler: Tseng & Little Rufus

Spoiler: Rude & Little Rufus

Spoiler: Tseng, Little Rufus & Fish

Spoiler: Inspecting the Turks

NEXT THURSDAY’S TURK CRACK: ‘Office Shenanigans’ & ‘Freakin’ Awesome’!

<3
Kassi

 

[Octo]

Welcome to the first in a series of five Turk Crack Thursdays! While cooking up my super sekrit Turk Crack project

This is probably against the rules of the super sekrit Turk Crack project but....what is the super sekrit Turk Crack project? I want to know more!

Spoiler: Easter

I like the pantomime vibe, and I like how Tseng looks like the witchfinder general

Spoiler: Rude & Little Rufus

I've not seen this one before but I really like it, Rufus looks like he's met his match, he's not going to get a rise out of this guy

NEXT THURSDAY&#8217;S TURK CRACK: &#8216;Office Shenanigans&#8217; & &#8216;Freakin&#8217; Awesome&#8217;!

More pleasse!

 

[Unlucky]

This is probably against the rules of the super sekrit Turk Crack project but....what is the super sekrit Turk Crack project? I want to know more!

It is.

The first rule of The Super Sekrit Turk Crack Project is you do not talk about The Super Sekrit Turk Crack Project.

..

....

But really what is it?

 

[Fangu]

But really what is it?

That's classified info - AKA super sekrit