The General Turks Worship Thread

Morello · May 11, 2012

Well - they do say it's always the quiet ones

Kassi · May 11, 2012

Perfect timing, Fangu! I discovered something awesome I can't wait until next Thursday to post. I usually don't see a lot of Turk Crack with Rude but not Reno, and definitely not a lot of Turk Smut with Rude and not Reno.

But behold!:

Is this awesome Y/Y?

Also: we need more Rude ~~Smut~~ Love. Of every kind. :awesome:

<3
Kassi

Octo · May 11, 2012

Tseng/Rude is not a pairing that normally does it for me but hnnnnnngh. *cough* I mean, this is such an atmospheric piece, the way in which the artist has captured the light. Yes quite.

We're quite lucky in that a lot of Turk smut is quite well done. I just wish there was more of it. (and more het too!)

Soakette · May 11, 2012

Fangu said:
Found something while playing VII I haven't encountered before:

Rude isn't calm and bookwormy or anything. We were wrong. He's a party animal!!

Is this fucking real! I remember a shot like this in Junon when your their for the presidents parade and playing poker. But omg! This would be kinda awesome if it was.

P.s. This is now going to be my computer desktop background. Too cool.

Kassi · May 11, 2012

Someone named Octo said:
Tseng/Rude is not a pairing that normally does it for me but hnnnnnngh. *cough* I mean, this is such an atmospheric piece, the way in which the artist has captured the light. Yes quite.

We're quite lucky in that a lot of Turk smut is quite well done. I just wish there was more of it. (and more het too!)

Yeah, I didn't expect I'd dig it, but it's the novelty, the expressions on their faces, the way Tseng's holding the chair -- very nicely done. I'm also very happy with the quality of the smut available out there... and :huh:

at the ratio of slash to het. If I could draw I would do such cracky pairings...

<3
Kassi

Flintlock · May 11, 2012

/me makes a rare foray into this thread

Rude is also drinking a beer in Wutai when Cloud's party find the Turks, and he then complains about it tasting bad when Elena acts all jobsworthy and forgets that they're on vacation. He obviously likes his drink.

Soakette · May 11, 2012

I just want to know if that shit is real and what point of the game is it in. I think I've played FFVII like 6 times and I never encountered this scene, nor have I ever heard anyone talk about it.

Fangu, You had to know this picture would make me go crazy. You put it up to make me suffer didn't you? This has really made my day though!

Octo · May 11, 2012

It rings a bell with me, I'd imagine it occurs some point after the 1st visit to Junon (not narrowing it down much is it?) I guess its not really obvious because on an average playthrough you wouldn't have much cause to revisit that bar.

LicoriceAllsorts · May 11, 2012

If instead of getting on the ship at Junon, you go back into Junon (let's say you remembered you forgot to buy an item) and you re-visit the crap shoot bar, you get that scene. I think if you re-visit Junon at any time before Sapphire Weapon attacks and go down to the bar, you'll get it.

This is why it takes me like fifty hours to finish every time I play this game; I obsessively re-visit every bar, shop, restaurant and toilet to see if I can prompt a scene I missed before.

Soakette · May 11, 2012

I am trying to find this scene on youtube, but I am having no luck! I really can't stop smiling over the black vest he has on.. I think its leather.. which is awesome, when I think of leather I think of bondage. And Yes, I want some bondage with Rude.

I might just have to replay the game to see this scene.

Fangu · May 12, 2012

Soak said:
I am trying to find this scene on youtube, but I am having no luck! I really can't stop smiling over the black vest he has on.. I think its leather.. which is awesome, when I think of leather I think of bondage. And Yes, I want some bondage with Rude.

I might just have to replay the game to see this scene.

See that's the thing, I too thought that actually is Rude. But it isn't, it's just a lookalike (or as Flint put it: the developers being lazy and re-using Rude's model

) - sadly

I was all OMG RUDE IS DOWN TO HIS TANK TOP - my dissapointment was large when Flint pointed out the Turks are in Wutai at this point :lol:

The scene triggers for the first time at least if you go back to Junon after getting the Tiny Bronco, as in when you have access to Wutai. That's because the Turks are in Wutai. Or, of course, it might be because they're off somewhere else, but in my case I went back to Junon/ the eastern continent to get the Mithril for Great Gospel, and while being in Junon I picked "the nearest town" instead of "outside Junon" by accident and decided to go down into that club just for the hell of it. That is when that scene appeared. I'd never seen it before either.

So if you revisit Junon after getting the Tiny Bronco, and maybe also you need Yuffie in your party? the scene should happen.

Edit: Looking at the text now, the Japanese does have a tendency to use people's names a lot, even by themselves. Could that actually be Rude? I took a second screenshot, I have it at home on my laptop. I can upload it later.

Edit 2: I am now consulting the Masters. :salute:

Edit3: Shademp is the coolest :joy:

Shademp said:
The dark skin dude is named "hage3" in Makou Reactor. Rude is called "lude". The Japanese line by the dark skin "hage3" dude reads "「えんかいリーダーのルードさんがいないと
　どうももりあがんないなあ」" You can spot Rude's name in there, "ルード". Rude is not known to speak about himself in third person, nor would it make sense for the dark-skin NPC to at one point be his own character and then suddenly change to being Rude in disguise. It does not make sense to me, so I will argue with 99,9% certainty that hage3 is not Rude.

See the gallery he linked here.

Here's the two of them in the same frame. So he's not Rude.

Soakette · May 12, 2012

A part of me just died

Fangu · May 12, 2012

Aww. I know

I felt the same way

Maybe this 'hage3' needs some love on his own :desu:

LicoriceAllsorts · May 12, 2012

Maybe he's Rude's brother?
BTW　I think "hage" - はげ - means bald. I just looked it up. So he's Baldie No. 3!
PS Shadey is the best and needs his own fanclub.

Captain Jack Harkness · May 12, 2012

LicoriceAllsorts said:
Maybe he's Rude's brother?

i'm quite sure that he's rude older brother :neo:

Octo · May 12, 2012

I'm sure Rude has a nice black leather waistcoat for weekends anyway :monster:

Kassi · May 14, 2012

I love every bit of the discussion about Rude & his brother & his waistcoat. I don't know if any of you are familiar with Neil Gaiman's 'Neverwhere,' but I like to fancy his leather waistcoat resembles the Marquis de Carabas's.

Also this picture fills me with glee and sustains me, so I thought I'd share:

<3
Kassi

Morello · May 15, 2012

So when Rude's not out on the town in his black leather waistcoat, what's he cooking?

Just found this on Tumblr. Elena's face!

LicoriceAllsorts · May 15, 2012

Is he dancing or practising his ancient Wutaian martial art? Either way, Reno's recording it for posterity.

Octo · May 15, 2012

^The ancient Wutaian art of OHFUCKOHFUCKTHERESAWASPINTHE OFFICE!

What I like about it is that Elena's expression mirrors my own :lol:

I feel a new avatar coming on....

Kassi · May 15, 2012

Someone named Octo said:
^The ancient Wutaian art of OHFUCKOHFUCKTHERESAWASPINTHE OFFICE!

My sentiments exactly -- when I first saw the pic I thought, "Man, he looks stylish even swatting flies!" And Reno's like LOL YOUTUBE. Hijinks yay.

2 days to penultimate Turk Crack Thursday... :pics:

<3
Kassi

Kassi · May 17, 2012

Leapin’ lizards, it’s Turk Crack Thursday!

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?: Critters

Hair-pulling!

It’s always cats & birds… I wanna see Turks in a pile of puppies. Or tribbles. Or tribblepuppies.

“Blah blah blah blah somethin’ and Reno is great…”

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?: Shenanigans

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?: Holidays

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?: Working Hard/Hardly Working

Oh Holy, Reno’s expression kills me…

Rufus’s expression makes me wonder where exactly Tseng’s hand is.

Reno: “How can I primp under these conditions?!”

Rude finds out Reno can’t tie a tie.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?: Dress-Up

“You’ve never worked in the private sector. They expect… results.”

Tseng: “Look, sir, I got you this…” Rufus: “…”

…But neither knew how to take it off…

My incredulity and chagrin is profound…

…Seriously, I don’t even know. MAH HEAD A SPLODE.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?: Stitch is Troubled; He Need ~~Desserts~~ Turks

…Sometimes I think Fanart!Reno would even enjoy being shot out of a cannon. Reno is The Great Gonzo of the Turks, Y/N?

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?: Booze

Reno hee.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?: Memories

OMH I love this…

Reno missed a perfectly good opportunity to fire the bird here.

I love how in all the Little Aerith/Little Rufus ones, she’s pissing him off. ☺

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?: Other

OMH that jacket.

…But Rufus’s face—HA!

I-M-C-???

Mom? Mom, is that you?

Comics

Henceforth I shall refer to Vincent as ‘Blankie.’

I can't make it fullsize, you'll have to actually download the full image here. I promise it's worth it though.

Just Plain Awesome

Less common than Rude sans shades, surprisingly.

I found one way sexier than last week’s.

P.S. I haven’t forgotten the porn… this one was just so long that it’ll have to be Turksmut Tuesday next week.

Next Thursday: the Super Sekrit Turk Crack Project is revealed! Codename: ‘#$@*ING HYPERBOLE’!

<3
Kassi

…oh my Holy, I need a nap… :loopy:

Captain Jack Harkness · May 17, 2012

i want a T-shirt whit this :joy:

XD barret and zack are born to be turk XD

My incredulity and chagrin is profound…

OMG

OMH I love this…

oh god, this is too funny :lol:

so it's true that Tseng is ageless (Hojo, you should explein something to us >_>

)

i love Sephy's face on meteo XD

i think Man in Black. they have aliens

I-M-C-???

i think it's a (A C) FF7

Rufus loves his Sephy playart XD

i want they as theacher :awesome:

Rude is great :neo:

there isn't the artwork

blankie is great

Kassi · May 17, 2012

Loki said:
I-M-C-???

i think it's a (A C) FF7

Yay, thank you! Glad you like the Vincent/Hojo one too.

Loki said:
there isn't the artwork

Ooh, nice catch, thank you! I fixed it.

<3
Kassi

Octo · May 17, 2012

I think in the what are they trying to spell one its 'I ♥ FF7.'

I have moar comments but I'm pushed for time right now, but Kassi you rock!

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