Things that piss you off

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Carlos

I care not
AKA
That brown guy
You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.
 

Joker

We have come to terms
AKA
Godot
yes plz.

I never thought of comparing antidepressants to liposuction. That's interesting. Because I feel lipsuction is lamer. But then, I am not fat.
Well, it's not exactly a direct comparison, but the feeling is similar, yeah. It's more that I'm very stubborn and proud and hate accepting help in doing anything. You could make the argument that various surgeries (lipo, bypass, etc) are "quick fixes" for weight loss (compared to regular ol' diet and exercise), and you'd certainly hit something near how I feel about them. Antidepressants...I've given them a lot of thought, but ultimately decided that I'd rather find out how to make myself happy, rather than rely on pills to create a fake happy, because then, how am I supposed to learn how to do it for myself?

Yeah, losing 90 pounds and wanting to ditch another thirty or so isn't very much overall, especially compared to people who use surgery as an out, but y'know what? I feel an immense sense of pride in myself for doing it on my own, and anyone who thinks that's stupid can go fuck themselves, because I worked very hard to get there. *insert giant paired middle fingers here if applicable*

I defend antidepressants so fiercely because I have a friend who is on them, and when she's not on them she is just a wobbly blob of sadness and hopelessness.
As well you should. Antidepressants and lipo are apples and oranges. I'm only able to draw a comparison based on the idea of using them myself. My mom is like that, too...she's run out a couple of times, and after a few days, when they finish clearing her system, she's a basket case :(


I'm fat and too poor for lipo :'<

What should I do?
I hate you ;.;
 

Max Payne

Banned
AKA
Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
People making a big deal over shitty celebrities and their bullshit. People make thousands of dollars every day, get publicity up the ass. Who cares if some monkey hopped on the stage and made an ass out of himself.

If you let that ruin something for you then boo fucking hoo. People are already kissing her ass and giving her attention up the anus for it.

Also mako's shitty analogies.
 

CK

buried but breathing
AKA
CK, 2D, wanker
People making a big deal over shitty celebrities and their bullshit. People make thousands of dollars every day, get publicity up the ass. Who cares if some monkey hopped on the stage and made an ass out of himself.

If you let that ruin something for you then boo fucking hoo. People are already kissing her ass and giving her attention up the anus for it.

Also mako's shitty analogies.

You're like the only person I can relate to these days. And I don't know if that's a good thing. :(
 

TragicPumpkin

Pumpkin King
AKA
Vistillian Visty
People making a big deal over shitty celebrities and their bullshit. People make thousands of dollars every day, get publicity up the ass. Who cares if some monkey hopped on the stage and made an ass out of himself.

If you let that ruin something for you then boo fucking hoo. People are already kissing her ass and giving her attention up the anus for it.

Also mako's shitty analogies.

Ill drink to that!:lol:
 
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