Everything about my day today.
I woke up late for work. In my ensuing rush to gtf out the door, I left my phone at home, which I realized just as I got to work. I somehow managed to get to work rather early, but not with enough time to go BACK home (my phone is my lifeline). So I get in, and my supervisor bitches me out and writes me up. Then, the crazy stalkery bitch that I work with ends up sitting next to me all day because she fucked up her computer (I still say she gave it an STD). So I was treated to all manner of idiocy the entire day, including such gems as "I know I was lying when I said it the first two times (and am lying about it only being twice), but this time I'm srs...I think I'm pregnant", and "what's the difference between a dictionary and a thesaurus?".
We're busy as fuck all day, my next to last account of the day being a confirmed suicide, and the one after that taking almost twenty minutes to wrap up due to the people on the other end being fucking retarded and giving me all kinds of different phone numbers and a circuitous run-around on it all before in the end, telling me that yes, I AM right, and that it was all totally unnecessary. Thanks, Bob. Also worth mentioning that one of the things I got bitched out over by the supervisor waaaas...being on calls too long!
Additionally, total lack of communication with anyone other than my mom today, and even that was unpleasant and a huge blow to my pride as a man/son. Then I get home and burn my fucking Hot Pocket, and forgot to get milk on the way home, so I have shitty tap water.
I can literally find nothing positive that happened in my day today, other than not being anally raped or something. Then again, the day's not over until I go to sleep, so still plenty of time for that to happen.