This bullshit about babies being mauled in their house in London by a fox. YEAH SURE. It was your bloody dog and you're more willing to risk your children's lives than have it put to sleep. A fox would not willingly enter a house, let alone go upstairs, and even if it did, OH MY GOD, how negligent are you to leave two infants in a cot by theirselves? Cos from what I understand from the report, this happened not at night when you were asleep, but during the day.
Until I heard that news, the
Roald Dahl's Tales of the Unexpected episode,
Genesis and Catastrophe, was a close contender. Didn't really annoy me at all, but there is a bit of a mindfuck at the end. And unlike other
Tales of the Unexpected, this one is based on a true story. And I won't spoil for you, like the blurb on the back on the DVD cover did for me. XD
Margaret isn't on the new apprentice
FUCK YOU ALAN SUGAR
FUCK YOU
OMG, you watch
The Apprentice? My opinion of you has just dropped sharply. The last decent reality TV series was the year
Fame Academy gave us Alex Parks.
Job hunting.
I went into every shop in my village and asked if they were hiring, took fifteen CVs with me, came back with 14. The only place that took my CV was a pub that wasn't even hiring, but took it any way.
I dropped into my old workplace while I was out, and showed them my CV, to which they applied 'They don't want people with grades like this, they think you're just going to take the job then bog off after a month'.
What the fuck is the point of working my ass off to get As, do loads of extra-curricular and get into University if I can't even get a simple job that requires absolutely no skill at all.
RAGE
I feel for ya. It took me about six months to get my job.