Police dispatcher tells me that I have wrong jurisdiction. This is not uncommon - not a big deal. However, instead of giving me the number for the correct agency, she tells me she "doesn't have the time to look it up"...and then proceeds to ask for all of the pertinent dispatching information, so that she can "send it to them".
Now you can either give me their number, you lazy fucking twat, or you can hang up the goddamn phone - don't start asking for the homeowner's name or our callback info. You just fucking said you didn't have time to look up their number, but you apparently have the time to ask me questions that I'm not going to answer? REALLY? Thanks SO MUCH for wasting my time (and trying to convince me to give you info) instead of taking fifteen seconds to give me the number I need.
Ofc, it took me two minutes to find the right PD number, by which time the stupid cunt had sent the info to them and they were on scene. <_<
Also, I really, REALLY hate it when a "friend" lies to my face, especially when I know it's a lie. Worse, they knew I knew it was a lie, they know I hate being lied to, they knew I am having a bad day, and they often whine and complain (never to me, ofc) about the state of our friendship. GEE I WONDER SHY THINGS ARE SO SHITTY BETWEEN US