Things that piss you off

[Gym Leader Devil]

also someone telling me
"There's more to life than being on the computer all day"
kay

Well of course not. There's X-box too!

 

[Tifabelle]

I was coughing before and my dad was like, you need to take medicine. you can't be coughing tomorrow.

oh. sorry for being inconveniently sick during the holiday. next time I'll schedule it at a better time.

 

[Cthulhu]

Serious business here.

My left index finger's joints have been somewhat irritating me for a few days.

It hurts a little whenever I reach for my coffee now.

fml.

 

[Celes Chere]

Well the way I see it, I have a job, friends, and a bank account with savings to move out in it.

I can be on the fucking computer if I want to.

If I were sitting on it and had no job, no money, no friends etc then maybe the comment would have made more sense.

also gawd kripey learn how to control your body's immune system!

 

[Master Bates]

I always get to pass a basketball court on my way home and today, A WILD BALL HIT ME SPOT ON IN THE HEAD!!! Geez, my neck hurts and my head went "dingdong".

Sometimes, I feel like the world hates me. I'm so full of luck. Not.

 

[Dashell]

can't fucking sleep


We're visiting Rob's sister in Georiga... I wanted to help with the cooking tomorrow... but I can't sleep D:
I took a Tylenol PM an hour or so ago... it better kick in soon. Damn this sucks...


and FWIW @ the poster above me, I used to get hit by volley balls all the time. i've actually grown to be afraid of them
(seriously, bring a volley ball around me and I won't go near it)

 

[Joker]

Apparently one of.my coworkers - one of the few I'd call a friend! - "can't stand me" all of a sudden for some reason.

Maybe it's because I called him out on needlessly acting like a dick last week, and said that he didnt need to apologize, just cut it out. (ofc yhe conversation didn't go exactly like that but I can certainly provide the texts ). Literally like an hour later, I went by to see if he was leavimg early and his response was "none of your business"...a question which is hardly of amy consequence and which he would normally answer.

So now he's pissed for reasons unknown, and while it's a bit annoying, at this point I'm just like...whatever, dude. :oscar;


also, fuck tiff's dad...fucking prick.

 

[Strangelove]

> set a link to website about hangover cures two days ago
> "nah, i don't need to read that"
> wake up this morning with a hangover and no cure

also i can't tell if people are ignoring me or just busy. so i choose to be pessimistic and think it's the former

 

[Mage]

Mage's hangover cures:

Full English breakfast - two sausages, two rashers of back bacon, two fried eggs, beans, peeled plum tomatoes (tinned), mushrooms, black pudding, one slice of fried bread, two slices of buttered toast. That and a strong cup of tea should fixxx EVERYTHING.

Medium hot curry - something like a rogan josh or bhuna with nan bread and pilau rice. It works on the same principle as the breakfast.

Bananas, about three. Ties those in with a bag of ready-salted crisps, something chunky is ideal.

The homeopathic remedy nux vom in a 30c dose.

Sleep.

An isotonic energy drink and carbohydrates.

Unfortunately, if it was caused by Guinness, then you're on your own. That's one that you have to ride out the storm on.

OT: Fed up of being stuck indoors now. I'm climbing the walls.

EDIT: it also took me longer to correct the typos than it did to write that. WTF?

 

[Celes Chere]

also, fuck tiff's dad...fucking prick.

Random! He hasn't done anything lately. But to be honest, I also have not been home in two weeks lol. xD Also your friend is being a baby.

 

[Madame Mayor]

Waiting for news that may be awesome, or may change nothing, but either way the waiting is killing me.

 

[Joker]

O lol. You meant Mitch, then, I assume. Herp derp I thought you meant him XD

he's still a dick

and omg I know. I didn't even do anything and he's pissed at me

 

[Bex]

Man Leeds is getting dangerous with all of these gang attacks lately.

y am i scared to go outside

o wait it's because im not a superhero

creys

 

[Celes Chere]

Nope, I didn't mean him either. I was talking about my Mom, actually. xD

 

[Strangelove]

Full English breakfast - two sausages, two rashers of back bacon, two fried eggs, beans, peeled plum tomatoes (tinned), mushrooms, black pudding, one slice of fried bread, two slices of buttered toast. That and a strong cup of tea should fixxx EVERYTHING.

I ended up having some of that (tomatoes, gammon, buttered toast, mushrooms and scrambled eggs). I wish there had been sausages, though

 

[Joker]

GOD JUST PICK ONE GEEZ

all dicks ALL OF THEM

but at least she is a hilarious drunk

 

[Celes Chere]

This is true, haha.

doesn't she know I have to read Homestuck no one understands me ;n;

 

[Fangu]

My best hangover tip is to set the alarm to 6 or 7 AM (doesn't matter if you're still drunk), drink a bucket of water, eat as much as you can, put another bucket of water next to your bed, then go back to sleep. Then randomly wake up and drink as much water as you can. When you finally start to somewhat wake up, go to the bathroom and get as much as you can out of your system, however you do it (preferably not by vomiting though...) That should get the toxics out of your system faster.

For lighter hangovers: Totally with Mage here. Eat a huge breakfast and then something sweet (preferably ice cream, IMO) and drink tons of water. And stay horizontal for the rest of the day.

Edit: Oh and oxygen helps. Taking a walk if you're able to is good.

 

[Madame Mayor]

Well, nothing's changed. I had the most wonderful opportunity presented to me and because I didn't hear about it the day before it was given to someone else.

fuck I hate everything right now

 

[Fangu]

Well, nothing's changed. I had the most wonderful opportunity presented to me and because I didn't hear about it the day before it was given to someone else.

fuck I hate everything right now

How awful It sucks when these things happen. I've had it happen to me a couple of times, well work related at least. If it was work related, then at least you made it that far! Next time it will be you

 

[Celes Chere]

I hang out with like two people in this state
and one of them is going to Atlanta for six months. Now I will live in a cave even more than I already do.

also friend is trying to convince me to black friday shop but I have work
wat do

 

[Vivi]

This Thanksgiving was kind of unpleasant for me, and now I'm all bloated from eating so much food.

 

[Bex]

terrible hangover, despite not really drinking as much as usual

plus the landlord came over this morning, woke me up (probably to blame for making hangover worse) and told me off for there being cigarette butts all over the porch
i'm sorry, i was using the ashtray until two assholes came and kicked its contents all over the garden at two different points in time

 

[AvecAloes]

Having to work 9-7 today.

 

[Octo]

Dinner with the in-laws. I dont mind them but I WANTED TO PLAY SKYWARD SWORRRRDDD!

Also I was not on form on todays driving lesson and all of a sudden have become shit at changing gears even though I was really good at it. I don't understand I had a full nights sleep and everything

*throws rattle out of pram