TLS Sekrit Santa 2016

[Kionae]

I'm so very tempted to change my username to "Weapons Grade Plutonium" for awhile...

 

[Tennyo]

Um

I can't remember but I think I gave Joe my work address, so it may be best to leave my screen name off.

I don't trust packages sent to my house will be protected.

If you put Tennyo the front desk workers will be all like, wtf?

 

[Cthulhu]

If you put Tennyo the front desk workers will be all like, wtf?

And then they'd google it and be like MOTHER OF GOD WHAT IS THIS CANNOT UNSEE R̵̢͖͖̹͒̔͒̈̌̂̈̚̚ͅR͑ͬ̏̒̈́҉͔̞͝ͅṘ̨͉͙͈͖̰̼͖͉̻E̢͎͈̭͍͎͈̓͗ͬ͜͜Eͮ͏̟̫̪̀Ȩ͈͓̗̖̠̗̻̱͋̂̿̀̾E͉̝̳̠̺̾̎͋͐̍ͯ̀ͧͅE̺ͧͦ̃͌̿ͦ̔͞Ë̶̳̭ͥ̂́͞E̛̒ͣ͏͉̰̜E̶ͦ̔ͭ̆҉҉̜̗̗̳E̡̜̩ͫ̒͐E̢͙̺̻̠̜ͫ̎ͧ͊E̦̥̦̤̩͔̭̮͒ͥ̿ͭͧ̾͐͜͡E̸̦̩̯̣̊̾͊͂̆ͦͫ́E̻̥̦̭̱̗̞̦̊ͨ̎͌͌E͙̓̾Ê̡̛̪͍̩̜͑͂̑̈́E̞̥̭͗͋̌̅̇ͣ̚͝E̴̗͈̣͖ͭ͆͘͠E̟̗̗̺̣̤͒̆͐̍͋͂͋͠

 

[Carlie]

Red's got a good idea about putting TLS name in the middle of first and last, especially if you're shipping directly from the place you're ordering from.

I feel envy for the delivery guy that gets to read 'Carlie 'Ron Swanson' ' as the recipient.

Except Carlie isn't my real name.

I'm going to wait for Christmas to open mine so at least I'll have one present that will be a surprise.

 

[RedFFWolf]

Even more dangerous:

Joe (Joe)

Spoiler: This?

Delighted to say I have just secured things for my secret santa.

Having been fighting a vomiting bug last night, it feels such a relief to have gotten these presents sorted in time before starting my night shifts at work - I just wouldn't have had time to shop locally and ship things off in time for Christmas.

I think what I've done is pretty unique, so I hope whoever receives these things will be happy

 

[Flare]

I've just got all my gifts today for my secret santa. Will be mailing it to them this Monday!

 

[Channy]

Red's got a good idea about putting TLS name in the middle of first and last, especially if you're shipping directly from the place you're ordering from.

I feel envy for the delivery guy that gets to read 'Carlie 'Ron Swanson' ' as the recipient.

Except Carlie isn't my real name.

I'm going to wait for Christmas to open mine so at least I'll have one present that will be a surprise.

It's Charles, isn't it?

I'm fine with either my real or screen name on the package. Mr Channy calls me Channy too so it's not like I'm part of some super secret society.

...or am I?

 

[lithiumkatana17]

it's not like I'm part of some super secret society.

...or am I?

You mean like...

Pokeholics Anonymous?

 

[Jason Tandro]

You should go by Channel. That way whenever you get a makeover you can say you're going to go "Change the Channel".

... Never mind me I'm fucked up on diphenhydramine, prednizone and stupidity.

 

[Kionae]

Finally done, and off to the post office. I hope they like it....

 

[Carlie]

Spoiler: So guess what came in the mail today

My mom received the package from the postman and almost gave it back because she didn't recognize the name. I got a good laugh out of it.

 

[Tennyo]

Still waiting on something so I can ship mine out.

Also I checked and I gave Joe my home address so write whatever you want on the label I guess.

 

[lithiumkatana17]

OMG Carlie, I can't believe they actually wrote that on your package!

I need to go find a box big enough for gift.

 

[Flare]

I shipped my package off today, a day later than I planned but it'll get there on time still.

Also I just got a package in the mail yesterday from a certain Secret Santa I'm waiting til Christmas to open it though because I've already gotten a gift early that I opened (FFXV) <3

 

[Carlie]

I just sent my secret santa their gift.

 

[lithiumkatana17]

Sweet jeebus I'm lagging. If I can't find a suitable box at home I think I'm going to swipe one from work tonight when I go in for our truck shift.

 

[Lex]

I'm awaiting delivery of certain things before I put a package together to send off. Now comes the horrible panic of WHEN WILL IT GET HERE OH GOD THEN IT NEEDS TO SHIP OH FUCK

 

[Jason Tandro]

Oh I don't know if I mentioned it but I shipped mine fookin' ages ago directly from the seller. The recipient may have even received it.

Wait no received... what's a funny internet way of saying something intentionally wrong but cute sounding. Recipied. Yeah. The intended gift obtainer may have recipied it.

 

[lithiumkatana17]

Oh I don't know if I mentioned it but I shipped mine fookin' ages ago directly from the seller. The recipient may have even received it.

Wait no received... what's a funny internet way of saying something intentionally wrong but cute sounding. Recipied. Yeah. The intended gift obtainer may have recipied it.

That's it! I've come up with a new recipie...

 

[Tennyo]

Woo! I have everything for my person. Now time to get it all together and ship it off!

 

[Elessar]

OMG. Is this thing closed yet?

 

[Flare]

^Yeah, it was closed around the beginning of December iirc.

 

[Elessar]

Dammit. Wanted to send you guys cup noodles.

 

[lithiumkatana17]

Well you can still do that, I won't object.

 

[Elessar]

It is known. I'll send Umkat one. Please PM me your details if you're serious.

Anyone else?