Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Tennyo

Tennyo

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You know Inter all of your posts in this thread have said the exact same thing. If you didn't like the movie then why not just stay out of the thread? Telling someone that the movie sucked isn't going to make them hate if if they actually thought it was great. Might as well save your breath.
 
Interslicery

Interslicery

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Tennyo said:
You know Inter all of your posts in this thread have said the exact same thing. If you didn't like the movie then why not just stay out of the thread? Telling someone that the movie sucked isn't going to make them hate if if they actually thought it was great. Might as well save your breath.
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all ....2 posts? :huh:
 
Dawnbreaker

Dawnbreaker

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I don`t have a high threshold for my movies so that`s probably why I liked it. It wasn`t anything spetacular, no, but worth the price of the fare, IMO.
 
Cthulhu

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Ryushikaze said:
2- STOP QUICK CUTTING AND SLOWING DOWN AND FUCKING SHIT PANNING AND SHAKEY CAMMING DURING ACTION SEQUENCES.

Hell, everyone nowadays. Go back to the good ole Wuxia choreography. If you HAVE a fight sequence, SHOW IT TO US.
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+1. Action movies that flip scenes too fast use the flipping to hide their action sucks. Transporter 3 had that, and it was fail. Haven't seen Transformers 2 yet, but it better not have that too much.
 
Interslicery

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It does, and combined with all the decepticons being grey, you'll have a really hard time figuring out whos who, and whos doing what in alot of points. Esspecially during a scene where Optimus fights 3 Deceptacons at once
 
Tennyo

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Megatron kills him
:monster:

But don't worry he comes back to life later. And then I'm sure in the next movie he'll die and come back again. This is the way of things in TF, don't you know?
:awesome:
 
Alex

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Thats so very very very true.
 
Sheva Alomar

Sheva Alomar

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LEAVE OPTIMUS ALONE! HE'S DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS.

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Killer Tofu

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Interslicery said:
wtf was this shit? it's like they gave bay a few hundred mil to film what goes on in his brain.

only thing I enjoyed were when the transformers were actually fucking fighting, and even that was broken up between 10min parts where nothin fuckin happens. and I'm talking about the same fight >_>
Devastators wrecking balls for the loose.

this movie was a fuckin mess
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Fucking. WIN!

I went in with pretty low expectations seeing as how the reviews did not look so promising...so by all means, there was actually more of a chance that I would like it! (I have found that when movies are overhyped, I hate them: Finding Nemo, Juno, etc). Boy...I was wrong. Somehow, it managed to tumble past even my worst expectations. I didn't think it was possible.

A) I feel Michael Bay is ruining my childhood.
B) I feel despite the point above, it's a horrible movie in general.

There were so many plot holes and inconsistencies:

For instance, the shard of the all-spark that Sam had...What the fuck happened to it? The last we know, it's in the girl's purse. Hopefully they won't forget about that for the third one...maybe they did that on purpose ;)

More importantly! If the shard the gov't had could revive Megatron, why did Sam have to go through all the bullshit in the desert to get the Matrix-whatever? Did he just happen to forget the tiny-insignificant detail that a shard of WHAT CREATED LIFE FOR THESE 'BOTS IS WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND?!?!? DUUUUUH! Clearly, he knows what it's capable of...since the entire first movie is about it.

ALSO! Megan Fox:

Okay, she's hot to some people's standards. We get it. But they played too much with the innocent and bad girl dynamic. She came off as bipolar, because either Michael Bay or the writers couldn't decide who they wanted her to be. Now that they've discovered her sex appeal, they've run wild with it. The quivering lips. The constant posing. The slow-motion running. It's all so over the top. And please, she's got no problem being humped by a robot, but is nervous for a fucking INTERNET date with her already established boyfriend. Give me a break.

It was totally racist:

The twin robots were so blatantly stereotypical gangbangers that it was almost insulting to me...which is weird. But it was completely unneccessary, and very slighted. Playing off racial stereotypes can be funny/amusing, but why did the moronic twin robots have to be black gangster wannabes.
The funny thing is, that no one is willing to take responsibility for it.
Michael Bay says it was out of his control, the actors say they were just taking direction, and one actor actually attempted to justify it by saying that was the personality they tapped into and downloaded. Are they really trying to tell us that out of ALL the personalities they couled have chosen to copy, THOSE were the ones...really? I'm not fucking stupid.

Basically, I could go on and on...
Sam's mom getting high was not funny. There was more fighting, but there were so many bots that it made it difficult to keep track of exactly what was happening. Why the fuck was The Fallen relevant? And if he is the end-all be-all of evil bots...why was it so easy to kill him? It's like the end of Fable II for crying out loud! Etc. Etc. Etc.

But people are either going to like it or hate it. I'm in the hate it camp...and I would advise not wasting 2 hours and 20 minutes of your life. Go for the previews...Harry Potter's going to rock my world.
 
Carlos

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yes the movie was eye candy

but it lacked majorly in the Make Sense Department
 
Cookie Monster

Cookie Monster

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They're not robots...they're goddamn aliens.

But religion in itself fucking cheesy, so yeah.

Soundwave said:
I hope they introduce the Dinobots by 3 as well. I'm sure they have moar constructicons to make a Devastator rematch. Twins and the Dinobots vs. Devastator will be an legendary!
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I feel like face palming you right now, but I just don't have the energy to anymore.
 
Alex

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I definitely want the Dinobots though. But bringing back Devastator would be gay.

Sequel needs Unicron.

And Galvatron.

Fuck it, I just want a live action remake of the animated film, complete with the Quintessons, Wreck-Gar and the Planet of Junk and Weird Al's 'Dare to be Stupid'

Rodimus Prime can go get fucked though.
 
Tennyo

Tennyo

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4. That reminds me: even if I were to forgive the Doctor's German accent -- and director Michael Bay is asking me to forgive a lot of ridiculous accents -- why would a robot need glasses? He has little lenses that flip in front of his mechanical eyes. Couldn't he just get his eyes adjusted? You'd think with all the laser guns, someone could perform a Lasik procedure.
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This gave me a good chuckle. :awesome:

I never even noticed that the little doctor robot guy had glasses. lol
 
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