I found a box yesterday in my parents' closet full of old pictures my siblings drew. One of the things inside was the first two pages of this little comic my sister started when she was eight or nine, about an average guy who gets injected with whatever(probably not an issue) by a mysterious group of weirdos and becomes a crazy badass fighter. Or something. The dialogue was so awesome.
The main guy's sitting around watching television when he hears a knock on his door. He opens it and there's a dude with a briefcase, sunglasses and a suit who pulls out a syringe and says:
Guy who looks like Rude: "Let's get down to business."
Hero: *looking at syringe* "What's that?" (She drew his expression way too pleasant here. Hahaha.)
Guy who looks like Rude: "None of your business." (Sticks him and just kinda walks the fuck away. And for some reason, there's a bookshelf on the wall outside of his apartment. The hero knocks a bunch of books down trying to steady himself.)
And there was a couple pages with these other two characters she made up. These were a team of mercenaries, and one of them was dressed in Egyptian clothing(really). And his buddy was a TOTAL BABE MAGNET who will "Do anything for cash + ween!" (It was really written that way. For some reason she thought women but wrote "ween". Hehehehehe.)
MY SISTER WAS SO COOL (wonder wtf happened...)