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Makoeyes987

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Nope, 5Ds doesn't...well..that's not really true.

Do you remember Tetsuo Ushio? If you read the manga, you'd remember him from the very first chapter of YGO...he was the bully who beat up Jounouchi and Honda after finding out they were beating up Yugi. Then he tried to extort money from Yugi for beating them up.

....He's in 5Ds (or someone who looks just like him and has the same name) and is one of the Security Officers who gives Yusei a hard time. He looks like he's in his late 40s or early 50s.
 

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I always wondered how duelists in YGO were able to use Duel Disks and not accidentally bend or mess up their cards. What the fuck are the cards made of, where Seto can apparently flick them, throw them, and actually stab someone with them? How was he able to stop a gun hammer from clicking by throwing it into the gun?
YGO cards must be an inch thick, I don't see how they can still be in good condition, Seto treats his cards poorly! You'd think that if Seto could rip a Blue Eyes card so easily (first episode), it makes you wonder why none of the other cards are damaged. And no way can a card ever do that in real life. :awesome:

Or rather...Kaibaman :monster:
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Makoeyes987

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Kaiba is. It's so funny. He treats them as fucking weapons. XD

And Kaibaman is one of the awesome things to have come out of GX. Seriously.
 

Makoeyes987

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Kaibaman...is a duel monster! It's the mascot of Kaibaland, and was designed by Seto Kaiba himself! :monster:

And Judai ended up being challenged by the duel monster spirit of Kaibaman, which ran the exact same deck as Kaiba, spoke in his voice, and had the same attitude. :monster:
 

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That doesn't absolve him of mental illness. In fact, its probably even worse, considering he likely designed it :monster:

And I remember Ushio. I didn't the manga but I saw the first series.
 

Celes Chere

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Oh, God! I hate them. xD I had forgotten all about them because you know... after you see them once you kind of block them from your head.

WHY DOES SHE ONLY COME ON SO LATE DAMNIT.

I know! I was lucky to have caught her, she IMed me right when I was about to go to sleep. xD

Seto can apparently flick them, throw them, and actually stab someone with them? How was he able to stop a gun hammer from clicking by throwing it into the gun?

Seto's a badass. I don't know what everyone else's excuse is. xD SOMEONE EXPLAIN KAIBAMAN TO ME, WTF.

Also, good morning Aki bby
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Makoeyes987

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Oh Kaiba definitely has mental problems. That's what makes him badass. :awesome:
 

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Kaiba is. It's so funny. He treats them as fucking weapons. XD
I think he'd feel more sadness from if he ever damaged one of his cards than if Mokuba was kidnapped again. :awesome:

Oh, God! I hate them. xD I had forgotten all about them because you know... after you see them once you kind of block them from your head.
It seems that we ran out of luck!
It's just a card game, who gives a fu -

I know! I was lucky to have caught her, she IMed me right when I was about to go to sleep. xD
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY MANAGED TO MAKE TWO PEOPLE FANGIRLING OVER YGO NOW. :awesome:

Seto's a badass. I don't know what everyone else's excuse is. xD
PFFFFT, Yami Malik is more of a badass than Kaiba.

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Makoeyes987

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Yami Malik is more of a badass than a lot of the YGO characters. That's just an unfair standard.

Yami Malik's so badass, he trolls and destroys shit when his plotlines are derailed by filler.

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Yami Malik's so badass, he trolls and destroys shit when his plotlines are derailed by filler.
Exactly, he doesn't give a shit about anyone else and enjoys the suffering of others. Even Bakura has a reason why he's evil, Yami Malik is just evil because he's part of the darkness.

Though, I will say that it was pretty pathetic of him to beg Malik like that before he was destroyed.
 

Makoeyes987

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Exactly, he doesn't give a shit about anyone else and enjoys the suffering of others. Even Bakura has a reason why he's evil, Yami Malik is just evil because he's part of the darkness.

Though, I will say that it was pretty pathetic of him to beg Malik like that before he was destroyed.

Well to be honest, neither does Bakura. He's the darkness too! He's part of Zorc Necrophades. The ORIGINAL big bad being of darkness! That's why I soooo loved the pun in the name of the episode that featured the two of them dueling. The kanji of episode 96 read "Dark vs. Dark" while the furigana above the kanji read "Malik vs. Bakura." Utter brilliance. :monster:

That pretty much cemented them getting paired together right there. That whole episode and duel.

ROTFL, I laugh so hard when Yami Malik starts begging Malik not to banish him away. Oh how the mighty fall.
 

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pathetic of him to beg Malik like that before he was destroyed.

Lol, Villians/crazies are almost always desperate like that when they know they lose. It reminds me of the ending of Death Note... -face palm-

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Well to be honest, neither does Bakura. He's the darkness too! He's part of Zorc Necrophades. The ORIGINAL big bad being of darkness! That's why I soooo loved the pun in the name of the episode that featured the two of them dueling. The kanji of episode 96 read "Dark vs. Dark" while the furigana above the kanji read "Malik vs. Bakura." Utter brilliance. :monster:

That pretty much cemented them getting paired together right there. That whole episode and duel.

ROTFL, I laugh so hard when Yami Malik starts begging Malik not to banish him away. Oh how the mighty fall.
There's that one episode where he helps Ryou though - although his intentions were most likely for his sake, he didn't have to help out Ryou; and not to mention he 'pays' his rent in the manga, albeit a very different way. :awesome: And while Bakura is the original, Yami Malik still managed to defeat him. I think Bakura is capable of good intent, especially because the reason why he turned evil was to seek revenge for his village, not because he wanted to. Yami Malik is everything bad about Malik, and is only looking for corruption for his entertainment. :monster:

That pretty much cemented them getting paired together right there. That whole episode and duel.
The Yami Malik duels were awesome, I only wish there had been more!

ROTFL, I laugh so hard when Yami Malik starts begging Malik not to banish him away. Oh how the mighty fall.
Definitely face palm worthy.

Lol, Villians/crazies are almost always desperate like that when they know they lose. It reminds me of the ending of Death Note... -face palm-
WHAT A PUSSY WAY TO DIE, LIGHT. I hate it when badass villains beg.

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I love this picture, but I'm surprised Akiza doesn't look a bit more like she wants to tentacle rape whip Yusei. :awesome:

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Makoeyes987

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There's that one episode where he helps Ryou though - although his intentions were most likely for his sake, he didn't have to help out Ryou; and not to mention he 'pays' his rent in the manga, albeit a very different way. :awesome: And while Bakura is the original, Yami Malik still managed to defeat him. I think Bakura is capable of good intent, especially because the reason why he turned evil was to seek revenge for his village, not because he wanted to. Yami Malik is everything bad about Malik, and is only looking for corruption for his entertainment. :monster:

Manga Bakura is fucking awesome.

I don't know about him being capable of good anymore. I think when Thief King Bakura sold his soul to Zorc Necrophades for revenge, and became a mere extension of the dark god, he lost any and all humanity he may have had before. He's just a corrupted soul. Kind of like how Priest Seto's dad, Akinadin, lost himself once he too made that contract with Zorc and became the "Dark Priest of Darkness." As they say, "Once you go Zorc, you're as fucked as a spork"....or something.

But what truly separates Zorc/Bakura and Yami Malik is purpose. Zorc/Bakura wants to rule the world and make it hell on earth, opening the dark door of the underworld. Yami Malik just...wants to destroy everything. Watch everything burn. He's like the Joker of Domino City. He just wants to watch the world be engulfed by his hate. :monster:


The Yami Malik duels were awesome, I only wish there had been more!

Yami Malik's skills are probably the closest to Atem and Yugi's out of all the original YGO manga duelists. The fucker is smart, despite his insanity.



I love this picture, but I'm surprised Akiza doesn't look a bit more like she wants to tentacle whip Yusei. :awesome:

"Why Yusei, what are you staring at?"
 

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Manga Bakura is fucking awesome.

I don't know about him being capable of good anymore. I think when Thief King Bakura sold his soul to Zorc Necrophades for revenge, and became a mere extension of the dark god, he lost any and all humanity he may have had before. He's just a corrupted soul. Kind of like how Priest Seto's dad, Akinadin, lost himself once he too made that contract with Zorc and became the "Dark Priest of Darkness." As they say, "Once you go Zorc, you're as fucked as a spork"....or something.
Ahh, true, but I don't think his mind is as nearly as corrupt as Yami Malik - for example, he teams up with Malik, or helps Yugi retrieve the Millennium Items... and while those both were for his intentions as well, I can't say that Yami Malik would do the same.

But what truly separates Zorc/Bakura and Yami Malik is purpose. Zorc/Bakura wants to rule the world and make it hell on earth, opening the dark door of the underworld. Yami Malik just...wants to destroy everything. Watch everything burn. He's like the Joker of Domino City. He just wants to watch the world be engulfed by his hate. :monster:
Definitely. Yami Malik is just a troll because he finds it fun. :monster:

Yami Malik's skills are probably the closest to Atem and Yugi's out of all the original YGO manga duelists. The fucker is smart, despite his insanity.
Seto and Jounouchi can't compare, to be honest.

"Why Yusei, what are you staring at?"
"How can I be staring at something when I can't see?" :awesome:

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Makoeyes987

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Ahh, true, but I don't think his mind is as nearly as corrupt as Yami Malik - for example, he teams up with Malik, or helps Yugi retrieve the Millennium Items... and while those both were for his intentions as well, I can't say that Yami Malik would do the same.

Well you're right. Yami Malik is just fucking nuts. Bakura is a lot more sane than Yami Malik. I mean, I loved the part of the Noa arc where Yami Malik's just sitting in his room whispering to himself, "Hurry..Hurry...everyone die..let everyone die!" Even though he's on the blimp with everyone else.


Definitely. Yami Malik is just a troll because he finds it fun. :monster:

Exactly. XD


Seto and Jounouchi can't compare, to be honest.

Well...Jou might. See near victory with Iron Knight Gearfried, had he not been brutally burned alive by Ra's Phoenix Mode. :awesome:

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Yami Malik got too into the Duel of Darkness, that he forgot he was dueling, and he left himself wide open. XDDD
 
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why does ygo become cool when i stop playing it
it's some form of sick reverse psychology















o wait, it was never cool.
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Extremely.
I honestly used to love ygo, I played the game in regionals and everything.
It was bad times, yet very very very good times. >;

I distracted nerds with my tits and crushed 8 year olds' dreams.
 

Makoeyes987

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Extremely.
I honestly used to love ygo, I played the game in regionals and everything.
It was bad times, yet very very very good times. >;

I distracted nerds with my tits and crushed 8 year olds' dreams.

ROFFL, that's pretty hilarious and awesome. What type of deck did you run, and how long ago was that? XD
 

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Well you're right. Yami Malik is just fucking nuts. Bakura is a lot more sane than Yami Malik. I mean, I loved the part of the Noa arc where Yami Malik's just sitting in his room whispering to himself, "Hurry..Hurry...everyone die..let everyone die!" Even though he's on the blimp with everyone else.
I think he'd be satisfied with dying in the end, just as long as everyone else is dead. :monster:

Well...Jou might. See near victory with Iron Knight Gearfried, had he not been brutally burned alive by Ra's Phoenix Mode. :awesome:
Jou has a lot of willpower, but I don't think he would necessarily be able to defeat Yami Malik.

And the pictures you're posting - you do realize that they say, "I am a bandwidth theif," right? Are you by any chance getting these pictures off from someone's site? :awesome:

Yami Malik got too into the Duel of Darkness, that he forgot he was dueling, and he left himself wide open. XDDD
I think if Rishid hadn't stopped Yami Malik, Malik would have been screwed even if Atem and Yugi won. :monster:

Also, haters can gtfo.

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Makoeyes987

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I think he'd be satisfied with dying in the end, just as long as everyone else is dead. :monster:

Pretty much.


Jou has a lot of willpower, but I don't think he would necessarily be able to defeat Yami Malik.

Well he came close. If Yami Malik didn't just get a hard on torturing the guy, Jou would've beaten him at his own game. But of course he didn't since getting burned alive is a real distraction in a card game...

And the pictures you're posting - you do realize that they say, "I am a bandwidth theif," right? Are you by any chance getting these pictures off from someone's site? :awesome:

Aww, well that sucks. I guess that site DOES care after all. :monster: I'll go fix them XD


I think if Rishid hadn't stopped Yami Malik, Malik would have been screwed even if Atem and Yugi won. :monster:

Pretty much. He made a perfect Game of Darkness where he'd win no matter what.
 
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