More milking FFVII merchandise

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Yes, I like my geeky stuff to be like a Masonic handshake, only recognisable to other geeks. And the fan is very tasteful. It would be something to carry in my road sign tote bag, along with my Advent Play Art action figures, still in their boxes like poor Stinky Pete, my Ultimania that I can't actually read, my President Rufus Commemorative Plastic Tumbler, and my Tseng and Rufus amigurumi (spelling?).

 

[Captain Jack Harkness]

i really love the fan
plus, SE made only the Sephiroth fan... that's meen that SE love Sephiroth

 

[ForceStealer]

Yes, I like my geeky stuff to be like a Masonic handshake, only recognisable to other geeks. And the fan is very tasteful. It would be something to carry in my road sign tote bag, along with my Advent Play Art action figures, still in their boxes like poor Stinky Pete, my Ultimania that I can't actually read, my President Rufus Commemorative Plastic Tumbler, and my Tseng and Rufus amigurumi (spelling?).

Agreed. A friend of mine has Cloud's earring and that's a cool thing that only other geeks get. Most people just compliment him on a cool earring

 

[Captain Jack Harkness]

i understand your friend. same thing happen to me, but i've a nacklace with Cerberus, and happen the same thing

 

[Flintlock]

Hopefully the Sephiorth one doesn't smell like Jenova.

That made me laugh (and nearly choke on my pasta), even though I have no idea what Jenova smells like

 

[OneWingedDemon]

i dunno, like squid?

 

[Hisako]

Agreed. A friend of mine has Cloud's earring and that's a cool thing that only other geeks get. Most people just compliment him on a cool earring

The best videogame merchandise does this. Sometimes they don't get that sometimes people want to wear something that doesn't immediately make them look like a raging videogame fanboy out in public.

 

[Blade]

Just give me life-size First Tsurugi and Masamune and I'm good.

 

[Unlucky]

The best videogame merchandise does this. Sometimes they don't get that sometimes people want to wear something that doesn't immediately make them look like a raging videogame fanboy out in public.

Do these count?

That's the Strife Delivery Service slip and Fenrir respectively. I love both of them, the designs are very simple and aren't immediately recognizable as FF merchandise.. but they're only available for men

 

[Octo]

but they're only available for men

Agg that does my head in, when T-shirts only come in the shapeless baggy variety, its like just because I'm a geek doesn't mean I don't want to look like a woman

 

[OneWingedDemon]

I know, I even picked the girl T-shirt for my Tobuscus Asscreed shirt, but it's still a box.

 

[Kikki]

I know that you can get a female version of this in the UK store because I have one It's probably true for the other top too.

 

[Cloud_S]

Guess I'll wait until SE goes this route....

 

[Unlucky]

^I'd buy if there are prints of the characters I hate

Found another that I wanna buy:

Tifa's Earring

The only beef I have with this one is that it's not sold in pairs. Ok ok I know Tifa only wears one, but what about my other ear?? So I'd have to buy another one then?

 

[Ite]

Is that a clip-on earring?

 

[Unlucky]

Yeah, and judging from the size I bet it'd hurt to wear it for a long time.

 

[OneWingedDemon]

I assume that's Japanese for "Aww hell no, gurl, hold my earring"

 

[Octo]

I thought Tifa wore a pair, it was just that her hair hid the other one? Learn something new everyday.

To be honest though it would probably be easier (and cheaper) to just buy some ordinary teardrop earrings.
Like these: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/925-Sterl..._Watches_FineJewellery_CA&hash=item231b7a9071

Yeah they don't have the crystal on them but I didn't even know Tifas earring had a crystal.


Plus I don't get why its a clip on, was Clouds earring clip on too?

 

[Unlucky]

I'm sure she wore a pair in the OG, and in ACC she wore only one. I didn't know it was silver, in fact I always thought it was pearl.

And yeah Cloud's is a clip on and for one ear only too. I don't really get why-- I mean, I can understand Cloud's since that seems to be his style (single pauldron, sleeve), but Tifa? To me it looks better when worn in pairs.

 

[Edley]

Lol the prices on the jewelry in that shop are a bad joke. $200 for a necklace?

 

[Kikki]

Apparently, SE are gonna release FF7 AC bags on the 30th June.





I quite like the LOVELESS one but they don't seem very big (W34cm×D10cm×H40.5cm)

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

If you spill water on yourself using the Rufus cup, you can now dry yourself off using the Rufus towel.

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=SQ81261#.UEof745WJUR

Speaks for itself really. Although i don't think this is bona fide SE merchandising.

PS I know I'm a big Rufus fan (but I wouldn't buy this crap), but since when did he become the kind of character for whom SE made merchandising? Isn't he meant to be the bad guy? He's not even a playable character.

 

[Lex]

The Rufus towel! That's bloody excellent! It looks like the banners in Junon

 

[Shademp]

I'm almost buying the towel and cup just because of how hilarious these items are. Almost.

 

[CameoAmalthea]

I approve of this pointless merchandise existing, not sure if I'd buy it (maybe if it were a wall scroll or a T-Shirt rather than a towel) but I actually sort of like it. I could see it as something that would exist within the world of FFVII (with all those banners everywhere in Junon I can certainly imagine venders selling merchandise to commemorate the event).