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    You have one day.

    Or keep the argument raging by staring at a photo of Aerith as you do it, moaning about forgiveness. That would be creepy as shit. Especially post-Aerith assassination.
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    You have one day.

    Sure just as yourself? You're essentially just ramming your head up there otherwise. Which I assume it's not quite as enjoyable.
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    You have one day.

    This changes nothing
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    You have one day.

    Shinra Basement Library as anyone but Sephiroth EDIT: I'd have to be very selective in my reading as it took him a week to get through everything
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    Where to begin?

    If you want to know the story of Before Crisis, you'll find it here.
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    FF7 Headcanons and Discussion

    2 things 1. I have often wondered how far a game (initially) promoting terrorism as a solution to the bigger world problem would get in today's world climate. Perhaps this has influenced the decision of a remake. Feel free to point out glaring examples that disprove this as I'm nowhere near...
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    FF7 Headcanons and Discussion

    Hero Drink makes Aerith gassy
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    FF7 Headcanons and Discussion

    Cloud: not being able stop wearing his (Deepground) SOLDIER belt despite no longer/never being a SOLDIER Barret: phantom limb Rude: Sunglasses that last Marlene: having to deal with shit far above her age group Dio: hiding his junk Square-Enix: consistent storytelling Johnny: not managing to get...
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    Character Battle Final: Cloud vs Tifa

    Cloud. Because in the land of make believe, the sword is mightier than the boob.
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    FF7 Headcanons and Discussion

    When Cloud visits his mum in Nibelheim, he tells her that he is eating right and that Shinra are looking after him. This suggests that Shinra don't feed the military extravagant fruit and veg that he will later need knowledge of when discussing it with Tifa. Costcutting bastards... Also...
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    FF7: First Playthrough (and Teary Reminiscing)

    I hope the kleenex and pillows were for the right reasons, otherwise this is one of the funniest posts I've seen in ages
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    FF7 Headcanons and Discussion

    I was actually meaning on purely appearance as otherwise you are totally correct. This is precisely my point. I'm not suggesting she is incompetent - far from it. What I'm getting at is that she seems a bit young (say 40s or something?) to have become the head of the Weapons Dept with a seat...
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    FF7 Headcanons and Discussion

    - I love the idea that Vincent doesn't have a phone because he is uncomfortable with technology that wasn't around when he was a Turk. - Reeve knows where to find Elmyra and Marlene because Cait Sith overhears Barret talking about Elmyra leaving Midgar (presumably going to Kalm). - Scarlet has...
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    FF7 Headcanons and Discussion

    1) Never mind terrorist activities, Barret should have been locked up for allowing his 4 year old daughter to run the bar while he was off on a mission. That has got FAIL written all over it. 2) Forever trying to convince yourself that the church roof and the flowerbed could plausibly have...
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    FF7: First Playthrough (and Teary Reminiscing)

    Fuck man, double thumbs up on that. If such an incident had occurred while I was at school, I reckon I'd still be doing time...
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    People from Wutai

    The army is referred to in CC as Wusheng but I dunno if that applies to everyone. They are definitely not held in the same breath as the Five Saints and the Five Gods.
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    FF7 Headcanons and Discussion

    Never in a million years did Cait Sith have a Scottish accent in the original game. As a Scot, I was offended by the shitty attempt that was made in AC. I mean, we're so far behind that our cats don't even speak.
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    FF7: First Playthrough (and Teary Reminiscing)

    There are a few things that still get me. One is when you first meet Cid in the rocket and the powerful music kicks in while he explains the rocket's past. Another is when Cloud loses it in front of the mural wall in the Temple of the Ancients with the haunting 'Who Am I?' music playing in the...
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    Freudian Fantasy VII

    To be fair, AC isn't much better. Kadaj spends his entire time looking for Jenova's 'head'
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    Freudian Fantasy VII

    Anyone else think Barret must have a 'device' which he can attach to his arm?
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